Pick Up Lines
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You must be a traffic ticket cuz you have fine written all over you
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Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way
lightly lick your thumb and then gently wipe it on the sleeve of the target and say:
We really should get you out of these wet clothes or you'll catch cold.0 -
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?0
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It's a good thing that I have my library card.
Why?
Because I am totally checking you out!!0 -
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?0
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WHAT???! FOUR pages and no mention of bacon...
no lines like :
" I have bacon at my house, want to come see it?"
:ohwell:
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Back in the day a guy came up to me with a blank check and said "baby, just fill it in because I take care of my women"....really0
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I've been noticing you not noticing me!0
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i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.
but do you have blue eyes??? then that would cinch it!0 -
To the women throwing out pick up lines...seriously?
You have boobs. Just walk up to a guy and say "Hi. I have boobs. Wanna do it?" I mean cmon, it's not that hard.0 -
Hey, there is a guy over there freaking me out. Will you pretend to be my boyfriend?
Not gonna lie, I have used this a few times hahaha
I think its funny that you think you need to use a line on a guy. Just look at him and say hello
It's usually really to get away from a creepy guy but I love it when there happens to be a cute guy beside me that gets to help0 -
Seriously where are all these tall guys in my area lol..
How do you like your sammich0 -
To the women throwing out pick up lines...seriously?
You have boobs. Just walk up to a guy and say "Hi. I have boobs. Wanna do it?" I mean cmon, it's not that hard.
Next time I'm at a bar I'll do this, thanks for the tip :laugh:0 -
"Hi" usually works for me.
But the geek in me is dying to use this one: I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby.
The ewok/wookie one is my favorite. LOL :happy:0 -
Nice shoes .. wanna fock?0
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I'm fat.0
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I've heard this one: "My d!ck just died, can I bury it in your @ss?"0
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I've heard this one: "My d!ck just died, can I bury it in your @ss?"
Well...don't leave us hanging..DID YOU LET HIM BURY IT?!?!0 -
I've heard this one: "My d!ck just died, can I bury it in your @ss?"
If I wasn't married to the woman of my dreams....i'd use this just to practice my aikido avoidence skills. Cuz that woman's left hook would be FLYIN' in fast....lmao
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