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    Pick Up Lines

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    • Posts: 265 Member
      In a bar setting---

      Pardon me, I was sitting here earlier and I seem to have misplaced my Congressional Medal Of Honor, have you seen it by chance?

      doesn't usually work but always gets a laugh....ice breaker
    • Posts: 3,412 Member
      Do you believe in helping the homeless?

      "Yes"

      Take me home with you.
    • Posts: 410
      "Does this smell like chloroform" is the one my husband used. He then proceeded to lure me into his van with candy.


      Sigh. He's such the romantic.

      such a touching story lol
    • Posts: 644 Member
      I've said it a million times.

      I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U

      Best one ever......
    • Posts: 410
      Do you believe in helping the homeless?

      "Yes"

      Take me home with you.


      (Girl quickly walks away....)
    • Posts: 3,412 Member
      I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
    • Posts: 258 Member
      If I were a squirrel and you were a squirrel, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?


      Hahahahaha! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
      \
      That was funny as hell,but if someone said that to me they would get punched int he face.
    • Posts: 982 Member
      Are those space pants? Cuz your *kitten* is out of this world!
    • Posts: 258 Member
      This is one I heard to often when I was younger:

      Girl, your legs must be tired, 'cause you been running through my mind all day!:huh:
    • Posts: 644 Member
      Heard it in a movie last night..

      Guy: do you like peanut butter?
      Girl: ..Yeah..I like peanut butter..
      Guy: Me too, lets *kitten*

      BWAHAHAHA!!!
    • Posts: 96 Member
      I once saw a kid at the Washington Zoo use this on the woman in front of me.

      "You remind me of a can of Cambell's Soup....hmmmm hmmmm good". She blushed but I laughed out loud
    • Posts: 766 Member
      Do you buy your pants on sale?

      Cause at my house, they'd be 100% off.
    • Posts: 397 Member
      It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...

      **No wait, that’s after she’s locked up in my basement.**
    • Posts: 198
      "I couldn't help but notice you noticing me over there here"
    • Posts: 265 Member
      Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
    • Posts: 405 Member
      Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

      Some idiot at the club said this to me at the club and I started LMAO. Needless to say he got told off.
    • Posts: 600 Member
      Hi.

      I don't think this one gets used enough! :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      show previous quotes


      Not gonna lie, I have used this a few times hahaha :wink:

      I think its funny that you think you need to use a line on a guy. Just look at him and say hello
    • Posts: 6 Member
      My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.


      LMAO @ THIS.
    • Posts: 982 Member
      Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them...

      :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 1 Member
      You must be a traffic ticket cuz you have fine written all over you
      haha
    • Posts: 265 Member
      Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?


      You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way


      lightly lick your thumb and then gently wipe it on the sleeve of the target and say:
      We really should get you out of these wet clothes or you'll catch cold.
    • Posts: 4
      Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
    • Posts: 4
      It's a good thing that I have my library card.

      Why?

      Because I am totally checking you out!!
    • Posts: 4
      I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
    • Posts: 324 Member
      WHAT???! FOUR pages and no mention of bacon...

      no lines like :

      " I have bacon at my house, want to come see it?"

      :ohwell:
      ::womp womp::
    • Posts: 53 Member
      Back in the day a guy came up to me with a blank check and said "baby, just fill it in because I take care of my women"....really
    • Posts: 125 Member
      I've been noticing you not noticing me!
    • Posts: 2,236 Member
      i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.

      but do you have blue eyes??? then that would cinch it!
    • Posts: 3,863 Member
      To the women throwing out pick up lines...seriously?


      You have boobs. Just walk up to a guy and say "Hi. I have boobs. Wanna do it?" I mean cmon, it's not that hard.
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