Pick Up Lines

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  • Jessicamcnamara
    Jessicamcnamara Posts: 1 Member
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    You must be a traffic ticket cuz you have fine written all over you
    haha
  • Jebbster007
    Jebbster007 Posts: 265 Member
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    Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?


    You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way


    lightly lick your thumb and then gently wipe it on the sleeve of the target and say:
    We really should get you out of these wet clothes or you'll catch cold.
  • tiffanytaylor613
    tiffanytaylor613 Posts: 4
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    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • tiffanytaylor613
    tiffanytaylor613 Posts: 4
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    It's a good thing that I have my library card.

    Why?

    Because I am totally checking you out!!
  • tiffanytaylor613
    tiffanytaylor613 Posts: 4
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    I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
  • EyeLikeTacos
    EyeLikeTacos Posts: 324 Member
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    WHAT???! FOUR pages and no mention of bacon...

    no lines like :

    " I have bacon at my house, want to come see it?"

    :ohwell:
    ::womp womp::
  • Crucker73
    Crucker73 Posts: 53 Member
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    Back in the day a guy came up to me with a blank check and said "baby, just fill it in because I take care of my women"....really
  • alphal0b0
    alphal0b0 Posts: 125 Member
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    I've been noticing you not noticing me!
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
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    i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.

    but do you have blue eyes??? then that would cinch it!
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    To the women throwing out pick up lines...seriously?


    You have boobs. Just walk up to a guy and say "Hi. I have boobs. Wanna do it?" I mean cmon, it's not that hard.
  • BabyLeila23
    BabyLeila23 Posts: 410
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    Hey, there is a guy over there freaking me out. Will you pretend to be my boyfriend? :heart:


    Not gonna lie, I have used this a few times hahaha :wink:

    I think its funny that you think you need to use a line on a guy. Just look at him and say hello


    It's usually really to get away from a creepy guy but I love it when there happens to be a cute guy beside me that gets to help :wink:
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,289 Member
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    Seriously where are all these tall guys in my area lol..

    How do you like your sammich
  • BabyLeila23
    BabyLeila23 Posts: 410
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    To the women throwing out pick up lines...seriously?


    You have boobs. Just walk up to a guy and say "Hi. I have boobs. Wanna do it?" I mean cmon, it's not that hard.

    Next time I'm at a bar I'll do this, thanks for the tip :laugh:
  • Tracepa98
    Tracepa98 Posts: 219
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    "Hi" usually works for me.

    But the geek in me is dying to use this one: I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby.

    The ewok/wookie one is my favorite. LOL :happy:
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
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    Nice shoes .. wanna fock?
  • dandaninc
    dandaninc Posts: 392
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    I'm fat.
  • chocolateandpb
    chocolateandpb Posts: 453 Member
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    I've heard this one: "My d!ck just died, can I bury it in your @ss?"
  • BabyLeila23
    BabyLeila23 Posts: 410
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    I've heard this one: "My d!ck just died, can I bury it in your @ss?"


    WOW
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
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    I've heard this one: "My d!ck just died, can I bury it in your @ss?"


    Well...don't leave us hanging..DID YOU LET HIM BURY IT?!?!
  • Jebbster007
    Jebbster007 Posts: 265 Member
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    I've heard this one: "My d!ck just died, can I bury it in your @ss?"

    If I wasn't married to the woman of my dreams....i'd use this just to practice my aikido avoidence skills. Cuz that woman's left hook would be FLYIN' in fast....lmao




    edited for clarity

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