Pick Up Lines

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  • Jebbster007
    Jebbster007 Posts: 265 Member
    In a bar setting---

    Pardon me, I was sitting here earlier and I seem to have misplaced my Congressional Medal Of Honor, have you seen it by chance?

    doesn't usually work but always gets a laugh....ice breaker
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    Do you believe in helping the homeless?

    "Yes"

    Take me home with you.
  • BabyLeila23
    BabyLeila23 Posts: 410
    "Does this smell like chloroform" is the one my husband used. He then proceeded to lure me into his van with candy.


    Sigh. He's such the romantic.

    such a touching story lol
  • DonniesGirl69
    DonniesGirl69 Posts: 644 Member
    I've said it a million times.

    I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U

    Best one ever......
  • BabyLeila23
    BabyLeila23 Posts: 410
    Do you believe in helping the homeless?

    "Yes"

    Take me home with you.


    (Girl quickly walks away....)
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
  • tweetybaby69
    tweetybaby69 Posts: 258 Member
    If I were a squirrel and you were a squirrel, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?


    Hahahahaha! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    \
    That was funny as hell,but if someone said that to me they would get punched int he face.
  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
    Are those space pants? Cuz your *kitten* is out of this world!
  • tweetybaby69
    tweetybaby69 Posts: 258 Member
    This is one I heard to often when I was younger:

    Girl, your legs must be tired, 'cause you been running through my mind all day!:huh:
  • DonniesGirl69
    DonniesGirl69 Posts: 644 Member
    Heard it in a movie last night..

    Guy: do you like peanut butter?
    Girl: ..Yeah..I like peanut butter..
    Guy: Me too, lets *kitten*

    BWAHAHAHA!!!
  • sixrings
    sixrings Posts: 96 Member
    I once saw a kid at the Washington Zoo use this on the woman in front of me.

    "You remind me of a can of Cambell's Soup....hmmmm hmmmm good". She blushed but I laughed out loud
  • lizdavis07
    lizdavis07 Posts: 766 Member
    Do you buy your pants on sale?

    Cause at my house, they'd be 100% off.
  • TangledUp_InBlue
    TangledUp_InBlue Posts: 397 Member
    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...

    **No wait, that’s after she’s locked up in my basement.**
  • MonkRocker
    MonkRocker Posts: 198
    "I couldn't help but notice you noticing me over there here"
  • Jebbster007
    Jebbster007 Posts: 265 Member
    Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
  • ladyfox1979
    ladyfox1979 Posts: 405 Member
    Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

    Some idiot at the club said this to me at the club and I started LMAO. Needless to say he got told off.
  • GuamGrly
    GuamGrly Posts: 600 Member
    Hi.

    I don't think this one gets used enough! :bigsmile:
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Hey, there is a guy over there freaking me out. Will you pretend to be my boyfriend? :heart:


    Not gonna lie, I have used this a few times hahaha :wink:

    I think its funny that you think you need to use a line on a guy. Just look at him and say hello
  • aprilheaven
    aprilheaven Posts: 6 Member
    My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.


    LMAO @ THIS.
  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
    Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them...

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • Jessicamcnamara
    Jessicamcnamara Posts: 1 Member
    You must be a traffic ticket cuz you have fine written all over you
    haha
  • Jebbster007
    Jebbster007 Posts: 265 Member
    Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?


    You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way


    lightly lick your thumb and then gently wipe it on the sleeve of the target and say:
    We really should get you out of these wet clothes or you'll catch cold.
  • tiffanytaylor613
    tiffanytaylor613 Posts: 4
    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • tiffanytaylor613
    tiffanytaylor613 Posts: 4
    It's a good thing that I have my library card.

    Why?

    Because I am totally checking you out!!
  • tiffanytaylor613
    tiffanytaylor613 Posts: 4
    I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
  • EyeLikeTacos
    EyeLikeTacos Posts: 324 Member
    WHAT???! FOUR pages and no mention of bacon...

    no lines like :

    " I have bacon at my house, want to come see it?"

    :ohwell:
    ::womp womp::
  • Crucker73
    Crucker73 Posts: 53 Member
    Back in the day a guy came up to me with a blank check and said "baby, just fill it in because I take care of my women"....really
  • alphal0b0
    alphal0b0 Posts: 125 Member
    I've been noticing you not noticing me!
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.

    but do you have blue eyes??? then that would cinch it!
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    To the women throwing out pick up lines...seriously?


    You have boobs. Just walk up to a guy and say "Hi. I have boobs. Wanna do it?" I mean cmon, it's not that hard.

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