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  • Will_Lift_4_Shoes
    Will_Lift_4_Shoes Posts: 238 Member
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    i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.

    Why hello? Eye color?
  • Will_Lift_4_Shoes
    Will_Lift_4_Shoes Posts: 238 Member
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    my name is Ken and I'm a real doll. For the pranksters out there that are G.I. Joe wanta bes, remember boys play with G.I.Joe, Girls play wiyh Ken!
    Only one girl gets to play with this Ken doll. But the others can all look!
  • Nessiechickie
    Nessiechickie Posts: 1,392 Member
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    Too funny, I actually just send my boyfriend some of these.
    Especially the pinky toe one, that is a keeper!
  • weightlose88
    weightlose88 Posts: 37 Member
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    If ur beauty could be represented by a grain of sand the world would be a beach ;) lol
  • BioQueen
    BioQueen Posts: 694 Member
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    If I could be any enzyme, I'd be helicase so I can unzip your genes.
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
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    You are so hot I would do you in front of my wife.
  • emcupp
    emcupp Posts: 43
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    You remid me of my pinky toe.



    You're cute, small, and some day I'm going to bang you on my coffee table.

    Haha, I love this one.
  • Jebbster007
    Jebbster007 Posts: 265 Member
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    I've said it a million times.

    I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U

    Best one ever......

    yeaaaahhhh.........translation:

    I've put the Sexually Transmitted Disease in STUD..... all I need is U to pass it along....lol.
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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    i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.

    Why hello? Eye color?

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  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
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    Grab your coat, you've pulled
  • sho3girl
    sho3girl Posts: 10,799 Member
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    made me :smile:
  • svwalter
    svwalter Posts: 21
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    The first time I met my husband he was sitting in a truck and told me to come to his side so he could ask me something. He asked why don't you sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up? That was the first pick up line ever used on me and we will be married 16 years in October. Ahhh young love:love:
  • thebigcb
    thebigcb Posts: 2,210 Member
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    If I'm in the states

    Smile, hold eye contact, and say hello , irish accent does the rest

    If I'm in UK

    Smile, hold eye contact, and say "thirty three and a third", knickers disappear lol
  • ekalexm
    ekalexm Posts: 73
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    "Do you use spam in bed?"
  • thebigcb
    thebigcb Posts: 2,210 Member
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    Grab your coat, you've pulled

    That works for a girl all the time

    Worked once for me, simply said, hey, lets go get a hotel.
  • Sumo813
    Sumo813 Posts: 566 Member
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    I've said it a million times.

    I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U

    well this competition is over. I don't think anyone can top that...

    Agreed. lol
  • Flame073
    Flame073 Posts: 62
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    I've heard this one: "My d!ck just died, can I bury it in your @ss?"

    RMAOTFLMAO...Just squirted my water through my nose

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • zewolf77
    zewolf77 Posts: 173 Member
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    Hey, wanna go back to my place for pizza and sex?

    What? You don't like pizza?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
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    I have an eight inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears...
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,287 Member
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    I just usually pass this note around

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