Pick Up Lines

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  • BabyLeila23
    BabyLeila23 Posts: 410
    You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way.


    I might vomit.
  • tenleyzoe
    tenleyzoe Posts: 107
    If you were on the menu at McDonald's, you'd be the McGorgeous.
  • BabyLeila23
    BabyLeila23 Posts: 410
    Hi, i promise im not the type of serial killer who will chop you up while you're alive.

    "Can't wait til our second date." - Said no one ever :wink:

    in this example the guy is a serial killer....there is no second date!


    Hahaha my point exactly...
  • Eleisabelle
    Eleisabelle Posts: 365
    I've heard, "Amazing... I have sheets the exact color of your eyes. Wanna see?"
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    Your Daddy must have been a drug dealer, cause you dope!
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Was your father a thief? Because he stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.
  • chocolateandpb
    chocolateandpb Posts: 438 Member
    I like to ask them, "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" :wink:


    JK, I've never said that to anyone, I have zero game, but if I HAD game I would totally say that. And then quickly learn how to make eggs.
  • nikilovesaxl
    nikilovesaxl Posts: 148
    Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Enough to break the ice. My names Niki :wink: .

    (Totally appropriate since I want to be a zoologist).
  • Frankiecarrion
    Frankiecarrion Posts: 10
    You're like a tall glass of water! And I'm thirsty!
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    I'm usually the DD...my buddies usually get drunk and at end of night they feed me stupid pickup lines to use on whoever they want me to try and get with...one particular night, two ladies...one really attractive, the other her opposite.

    Me: Excuse me, but do you know where I can find some cotton candy.
    Not so attractive: (She lifts her leg up on the chair, points at here vajayjay) It's right here honey.

    Ummm yeah, not one of my proudest moments.
  • aaroboy21
    aaroboy21 Posts: 26 Member
    pokmon-speed-dating-the-ultimate-question.jpg

    Or.....

    You remind me of a pokemon, cause i'd like to take a Pikachu!
  • nikilovesaxl
    nikilovesaxl Posts: 148
    4scxzm.jpg

    :wink:
  • BabyLeila23
    BabyLeila23 Posts: 410
    4scxzm.jpg

    :wink:


    this one made me laugh out loud and its so quiet here right now....hahaha
  • dusty_712001
    dusty_712001 Posts: 172 Member
    My wifes son told us this one when he was 12ish.


    If you were a booger, I'd pick you.
  • Jebbster007
    Jebbster007 Posts: 265 Member
    You know, we have actually met before. Remember the dream you had of the perfect guy? I was the guy standing to his right.
  • jcstanton
    jcstanton Posts: 1,849 Member
    Hi, Im 6'5 with blue eyes and I DONT live in my mother's basement.

    And don't forget to flex those spectacular guns while you're saying that. :love: :flowerforyou:
  • lglg11
    lglg11 Posts: 344 Member
    I was told ..

    I love the way your legs go up and make an *kitten* out of themselves
  • Zylahe
    Zylahe Posts: 772 Member
    You know, we have actually met before. Remember the dream you had of the perfect guy? I was the guy standing to his right.

    Rofl, i like that
  • jcstanton
    jcstanton Posts: 1,849 Member
    "Hi, I'm ___________. You don't by chance have a bandaid, do you?"
    "No, why?"
    Promptly shoots bird while saying: "My finger hurts!"
    :noway: :grumble: Walks away....


    Yes, someone actually used this line on me. True story.
  • idaman76
    idaman76 Posts: 40
    my name is Ken and I'm a real doll. For the pranksters out there that are G.I. Joe wanta bes, remember boys play with G.I.Joe, Girls play wiyh Ken!
  • Will_Lift_4_Shoes
    Will_Lift_4_Shoes Posts: 238 Member
    i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.

    Why hello? Eye color?
  • Will_Lift_4_Shoes
    Will_Lift_4_Shoes Posts: 238 Member
    my name is Ken and I'm a real doll. For the pranksters out there that are G.I. Joe wanta bes, remember boys play with G.I.Joe, Girls play wiyh Ken!
    Only one girl gets to play with this Ken doll. But the others can all look!
  • Nessiechickie
    Nessiechickie Posts: 1,392 Member
    Too funny, I actually just send my boyfriend some of these.
    Especially the pinky toe one, that is a keeper!
  • weightlose88
    weightlose88 Posts: 37 Member
    If ur beauty could be represented by a grain of sand the world would be a beach ;) lol
  • BioQueen
    BioQueen Posts: 694 Member
    If I could be any enzyme, I'd be helicase so I can unzip your genes.
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
    You are so hot I would do you in front of my wife.
  • emcupp
    emcupp Posts: 43
    You remid me of my pinky toe.



    You're cute, small, and some day I'm going to bang you on my coffee table.

    Haha, I love this one.
  • Jebbster007
    Jebbster007 Posts: 265 Member
    I've said it a million times.

    I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U

    Best one ever......

    yeaaaahhhh.........translation:

    I've put the Sexually Transmitted Disease in STUD..... all I need is U to pass it along....lol.
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.

    Why hello? Eye color?

    oh-stop-it-you-meme.jpg
  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
    Grab your coat, you've pulled

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