Pick Up Lines

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  • sho3girl
    sho3girl Posts: 10,799 Member
    made me :smile:
  • svwalter
    svwalter Posts: 21
    The first time I met my husband he was sitting in a truck and told me to come to his side so he could ask me something. He asked why don't you sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up? That was the first pick up line ever used on me and we will be married 16 years in October. Ahhh young love:love:
  • thebigcb
    thebigcb Posts: 2,210 Member
    If I'm in the states

    Smile, hold eye contact, and say hello , irish accent does the rest

    If I'm in UK

    Smile, hold eye contact, and say "thirty three and a third", knickers disappear lol
  • ekalexm
    ekalexm Posts: 73
    "Do you use spam in bed?"
  • thebigcb
    thebigcb Posts: 2,210 Member
    Grab your coat, you've pulled

    That works for a girl all the time

    Worked once for me, simply said, hey, lets go get a hotel.
  • Sumo813
    Sumo813 Posts: 566 Member
    I've said it a million times.

    I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U

    well this competition is over. I don't think anyone can top that...

    Agreed. lol
  • Flame073
    Flame073 Posts: 62
    I've heard this one: "My d!ck just died, can I bury it in your @ss?"

    RMAOTFLMAO...Just squirted my water through my nose

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • zewolf77
    zewolf77 Posts: 173 Member
    Hey, wanna go back to my place for pizza and sex?

    What? You don't like pizza?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    I have an eight inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears...
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    I just usually pass this note around

    likeme.jpg
  • seal57
    seal57 Posts: 1,259 Member
    I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?...
  • Tank_Girl
    Tank_Girl Posts: 372 Member
    Hi, i promise im not the type of serial killer who will chop you up while you're alive.
    That could work :happy: :devil:
  • slyvers
    slyvers Posts: 9
    Nice shoes .. wanna fock?

    This has always been one of my favorites.
  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
    If I'm in the states

    Smile, hold eye contact, and say hello , irish accent does the rest

    If I'm in UK

    Smile, hold eye contact, and say "thirty three and a third", knickers disappear lol

    What's the deal with thirty three and a third?? English and american people always ask me to say that... a guy on MFP asked me to record myself saying it and send it to him.. wtf??
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    You remind me of my pinky toe.

    You're cute, small, and some day I'm going to bang you on my coffee table.

    I used this last night. It works btw.
  • Chapter3point6
    Chapter3point6 Posts: 1,233
    I'm hot. You're horny. Let's *kitten*!
  • mineboy
    mineboy Posts: 2,478 Member
    Hello, i am shy would you talk to me please..
  • spicypepper
    spicypepper Posts: 1,016 Member
    Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me. (Actually heard this one time and died laughing!)
  • thebigcb
    thebigcb Posts: 2,210 Member
    If I'm in the states

    Smile, hold eye contact, and say hello , irish accent does the rest

    If I'm in UK

    Smile, hold eye contact, and say "thirty three and a third", knickers disappear lol

    What's the deal with thirty three and a third?? English and american people always ask me to say that... a guy on MFP asked me to record myself saying it and send it to him.. wtf??

    Its the way we pronounce the TH
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    If I'm in the states

    Smile, hold eye contact, and say hello , irish accent does the rest

    If I'm in UK

    Smile, hold eye contact, and say "thirty three and a third", knickers disappear lol

    What's the deal with thirty three and a third?? English and american people always ask me to say that... a guy on MFP asked me to record myself saying it and send it to him.. wtf??

    Its the way we pronounce the TH


    the what?? the TH?? living in brooklyn, i don't think i've ever heard that sound.
  • Chapter3point6
    Chapter3point6 Posts: 1,233
    I walked up to her and said hello. She said hey your kinda cute. I said, yes I know.
  • chocolateandpb
    chocolateandpb Posts: 438 Member
    I walked up to her and said hello. She said hey your kinda cute. I said, yes I know.

    LOL!

    "Your body looks so sick I think I caught the flu!"
  • supahstar71
    supahstar71 Posts: 926 Member
    I just usually pass this note around

    likeme.jpg


    Lol!! This would probably work on me.
  • supahstar71
    supahstar71 Posts: 926 Member
    You remid me of my pinky toe.



    You're cute, small, and some day I'm going to bang you on my coffee table.

    Lol! :drinker:
  • BabyLeila23
    BabyLeila23 Posts: 410
    haha

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