The flirting topic - Better bring your A-Game. Flirt HERE

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  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160 Member
    I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

    ooh, squeeze me please.
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    Ur smile makes me melt.....
  • steve_crowther
    steve_crowther Posts: 28 Member
    Chhhh Chhhhh Chhhhhh !
  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,161 Member
    Licking melted stuff is a good attribute!
  • gungho66
    gungho66 Posts: 284 Member
    I'm still looking for a mirror to put in my pocket
  • JessigirlJb
    JessigirlJb Posts: 656 Member
    if i said you had a nice body would you hold it against me??
  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,161 Member
    I have got one mirror in each of my front pocket!
  • Newf77
    Newf77 Posts: 802 Member
    Okay here is a real groaner;

    I am from PETA and I want to free your puppies and kitty to play.
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160 Member
    i'm going to have to change my name to Naughtius Maximus
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,301 Member
    Ur smile makes me melt.....

    Well hello dare th_flirt.gif
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160 Member
    oh, if you are vegetarian, i have peas and a carrot for you for lunch.:wink:
  • umer76
    umer76 Posts: 1,272 Member
    With more people joining this thread, looks like there will be lots of sandwiches in the making!
  • KBjimAZ
    KBjimAZ Posts: 369 Member
    That's a cute dress....Can I talk you out of it?
  • JessigirlJb
    JessigirlJb Posts: 656 Member
    do you like subway?? because i like footlongs.
  • KBjimAZ
    KBjimAZ Posts: 369 Member
    do you like subway?? because i like footlongs.

    And it won't even cost $5...
  • gungho66
    gungho66 Posts: 284 Member
    With more people joining this thread, looks like there will be lots of sandwiches in the making!

    A human sub sandwich, hmm gives new meaning to the 6 foot sub. I'll take mine with everything
  • JessigirlJb
    JessigirlJb Posts: 656 Member
    I have some skittles in my mouth, want to taste the rainbow.
  • gungho66
    gungho66 Posts: 284 Member
    do you like subway?? because i like footlongs.

    does that come with special sauce
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160 Member
    do you like subway?? because i like footlongs.

    i'll butter your biscuit
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160 Member
    When given a choice between two evils, I typically choose the one I haven’t tried yet
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160 Member
    I have some skittles in my mouth, want to taste the rainbow.

    ooh, good one. skittles are great with lunch.
  • KBjimAZ
    KBjimAZ Posts: 369 Member
    I have some skittles in my mouth, want to taste the rainbow.

    ooh, good one. skittles are great with lunch.

    KAPOW!...... +1 my friend
  • nuffexercise2012
    nuffexercise2012 Posts: 140 Member
    Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Licking melted stuff is a good attribute!

    I enjoy licking melted stuff...
  • JessigirlJb
    JessigirlJb Posts: 656 Member
    Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    I am trisexual.... I try anything sexual at least once and if I like it 2x....
  • KBjimAZ
    KBjimAZ Posts: 369 Member
    Licking melted stuff is a good attribute!

    I enjoy licking melted stuff...

    Lick fast.....so it doesn't drip!
  • gungho66
    gungho66 Posts: 284 Member
    I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.
  • nuffexercise2012
    nuffexercise2012 Posts: 140 Member
    One of the chessiest line I ever heard

    Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them:noway:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,301 Member
    I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
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