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    The flirting topic - Better bring your A-Game. Flirt HERE

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    • Posts: 369 Member
      You look like a girl who has heard every pick up line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?

      actually had something similar to that work
    • Posts: 140
      (Hold up a screw) Wanna screw?
    • Posts: 1,272 Member
      Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
    • Posts: 1 Member
      So what do you think, should we start talking, or keep flirting from a distance ? ;D
    • Posts: 369 Member
      As long as I have a face, you will have a place to sit.
    • Posts: 516 Member
      If you were a taser, you'd be set on stunning

      If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be the McGorgeous

      you're so sweet I'm getting cavities

      Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're the bomb

      If you were a transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine

      ok im done
    • Posts: 160
      If you were a taser, you'd be set on stunning

      If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be the McGorgeous

      you're so sweet I'm getting cavities

      Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're the bomb

      If you were a transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine

      ok im done

      ooh, cupcake, i'll bet you're made of devil's food...and i'm feeling evil.
    • Posts: 5,156 Member
      You look cold...Want to use me for a blanket?
    • Posts: 595 Member
      I have to cook now...which means i have to put clothes and an apron on...oh wait ...maybe just an apron..i'm alone...you guys and gals have fun...see you after i eat...:)
    • Posts: 595 Member
      medicine man!! i love your naughtiness!!!
    • Posts: 327 Member
      fun thread to keep tabs on........you folks are a blast

      love to join, but wife might not like it
    • Posts: 160
      I have to cook now...which means i have to put clothes and an apron on...oh wait ...maybe just an apron..i'm alone...you guys and gals have fun...see you after i eat...:)

      sandwiches? ;-)
    • Posts: 160
      fun thread to keep tabs on........you folks are a blast

      love to join, but wife might not like it

      but then again, she might! nothing ventured...
    • Posts: 595 Member
      Oh Dan...pooor Dan....u would have made a nice part of our sandwich cuz you are YUMMY!
    • Posts: 1,376 Member
      I love company... The more the merrier.
    • Posts: 595 Member
      Medman....I will be dreaming of sandwiches as i cook chicken!!! LOL
    • Posts: 516 Member

      ooh, cupcake, i'll bet you're made of devil's food...and i'm feeling evil.

      haha
    • Posts: 595 Member
      GungHo....cum on over to my farm...I , i mean my field, needs plowed....
    • Posts: 516 Member
      i have a tattoo of a cake on my lower back...you wouldn't even BELIEVE some of the things i've heard
    • Posts: 160
      I have to cook now...which means i have to put clothes and an apron on...oh wait ...maybe just an apron..i'm alone...you guys and gals have fun...see you after i eat...:)

      no, there's no clothing involved in cooking unless you're cooking bacon!
    • Posts: 140
      Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?



      depends, what does the dock (had to edit the word) rise:devil:
    • Posts: 160
      i have a tattoo of a cake on my lower back...you wouldn't even BELIEVE some of the things i've heard

      we're all ears!

      you said it, now we must know!!
    • Posts: 595 Member
      Cupcake....bring icing when you cum..
    • Posts: 327 Member
      Oh Dan...pooor Dan....u would have made a nice part of our sandwich cuz you are YUMMY!




      thanks fawn.........i was told once, that i had a "black belt" in tongue foo!
    • Posts: 516 Member
      show previous quotes

      we're all ears!

      you said it, now we must know!!

      cannot repeat, too embarrassing. usually in the heat of the moment and usually so dumb i have to bust out laughing and shaking my head. if i had to do it again, i'd get it tattooed somewhere else!!!
    • Posts: 595 Member
      Ok Medman...taking off apron now....
    • Posts: 160
      i have a tattoo of a cake on my lower back...you wouldn't even BELIEVE some of the things i've heard

      i'd like to bake your muffin :wink:
    • Posts: 284 Member
      GungHo....cum on over to my farm...I , i mean my field, needs plowed....


      I think the **** just crowed
    • Posts: 160
      Ok Medman...taking off apron now....

      mmm...makin' me hungry :wink:
    • Posts: 284 Member
      I love company... The more the merrier.

      Ho HO and sure i'll be the third HO
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