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suddenlly they woke up from the nightmare and even though they were in the "drunk tank" the water had been drunk sooo0
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and thown into the "drunk tank".
sooooo.... they thought they had woke up from a nightmare, but actually they just sobered up enough to realize that last night had been a terrible experience of getting arrested due to their excessive drinking and now they were about to be taken to the courthouse to see the Judge.0 -
The judge was a jolly looking fellow, sort of a mix between a round bodied Santa and a cheerful Col. Sanders, of the deep fried chicken fame, which of course made the entire group start to get hungry because they'd not eaten since their arrest the night before.0
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So off they headed to the nearest fast food restaurant, hungry and hung over, and craving ...0
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deep fried feathers......0
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with the best dog gone dipping sauce made of...0
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mangos....So after their meal of deep fried feathers in mango sauce, they headed off to......0
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the gym to work off the extra calories they consumed.0
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Unfortunately, it was National Chocolate Cake Day, :noway: and the gym was full of chocolate temptations.:devil: .....0
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That made all the dedicated exercise people really mad at having such the tempting food, so mad that they ....0
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ripped about the whole gym, and were ecstatic when they learned that they had burned......0
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all the scales...0
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and the payment cards so that everyone now got a free membership, which included using all the exercise equipment and classes, but did not include ....0
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SHOWERS:noway: ...they were $10 each!!:grumble:0
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As luck would have it, the local mobile-dog-washing truck pulled up in front of the gym and the driver who was disparate for business said ".........0
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I can offer you one shower, for $5 each, but everyone must do this first.....0
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..Anyone who wants a $5 shower must chase this rubber ball around the parking lot and bark like a dog for 5 minutes......:noway:0
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All while standing on one foot, and holding onto the person in front of you's.....0
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takes a bow and lands on his head0
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and gives himself a concussion, so they all abandon the shower idea, and take him to the nearest......0
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