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At which point the entire group jumped up and ran off together towards the "Hula Hula Hut", and ran up to the order window and ordered delicious 1000 calorie Mai Tais which they took poolside to drink.0
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and as they lounge by the poolside, sipping their 1000 calorie MaiTai's, guess who strolls around the corner...0
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Evil Witch Calorie!!!!0
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..but before the Evil Calorie Witch could do anything, who should swashbuckle in but Capt. Morgan, himself. "Hey Mateys!!" he shouted," Why drink those high calorie Mai Tai's? You can have a tasty rum cocktail with my spiced rum and save more calories for FOOD??".....0
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Not one to be outdone, Witch Calorie turned Capt. Morgan into a sailboat and sent him out to sea while she.........0
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..passed out plates of chocolate covered madacamia nuts, smiling and say "here, don't just have ONE!! Nuts are GOOD for you!!
(BTW gr8dad1975 -- that is a good one, turning Capt. Morgan into a sailboat.:noway: I guess that is how the "Morgan" line of sailboats came about!!!:laugh: :laugh: **Anyone who knows much about sailboats will appreciate the humor of that**)0 -
...ducked as the group ,in unison, all threw their drinks on her hoping she would then shout, "I'm melting...." and dissipate so they could refill their drinks, and get ready to dance the day/night away and burn off all those nasty calories.0
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So the group grabbed their stash of chocolate covered macadamia nuts and tasty drinks, and headed out the door to their next adventure which could only end in their arrest by the police due to them deciding to .....0
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celebrate life by dancing naked in the fountain pool in front of the police station, exposing their bodies of varies sizes and shapes to the entire city police department, which was guaranteed to end up in getting them all handcuffed and thown into the "drunk tank".0
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..and while in the "drunk tank" since they were naked, they all shriveled like prunes:noway: due to the unfiltered water in the "tank" ...0
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suddenlly they woke up from the nightmare and even though they were in the "drunk tank" the water had been drunk sooo0
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["Drunk tank" :Police custody cell where the drunk and disorderly are held until sober.]and thown into the "drunk tank".
sooooo.... they thought they had woke up from a nightmare, but actually they just sobered up enough to realize that last night had been a terrible experience of getting arrested due to their excessive drinking and now they were about to be taken to the courthouse to see the Judge.0 -
The judge was a jolly looking fellow, sort of a mix between a round bodied Santa and a cheerful Col. Sanders, of the deep fried chicken fame, which of course made the entire group start to get hungry because they'd not eaten since their arrest the night before.0
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So off they headed to the nearest fast food restaurant, hungry and hung over, and craving ...0
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deep fried feathers......0
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with the best dog gone dipping sauce made of...0
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mangos....So after their meal of deep fried feathers in mango sauce, they headed off to......0
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the gym to work off the extra calories they consumed.0
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Unfortunately, it was National Chocolate Cake Day, :noway: and the gym was full of chocolate temptations.:devil: .....0
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That made all the dedicated exercise people really mad at having such the tempting food, so mad that they ....0
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ripped about the whole gym, and were ecstatic when they learned that they had burned......0
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all the scales...0
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and the payment cards so that everyone now got a free membership, which included using all the exercise equipment and classes, but did not include ....0
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SHOWERS:noway: ...they were $10 each!!:grumble:0
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As luck would have it, the local mobile-dog-washing truck pulled up in front of the gym and the driver who was disparate for business said ".........0
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I can offer you one shower, for $5 each, but everyone must do this first.....0
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..Anyone who wants a $5 shower must chase this rubber ball around the parking lot and bark like a dog for 5 minutes......:noway:0
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All while standing on one foot, and holding onto the person in front of you's.....0
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takes a bow and lands on his head0
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and gives himself a concussion, so they all abandon the shower idea, and take him to the nearest......0
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