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  • vraehn
    vraehn Posts: 1,008
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    suddenlly they woke up from the nightmare and even though they were in the "drunk tank" the water had been drunk sooo
  • deedeehawaii
    deedeehawaii Posts: 279 Member
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    and thown into the "drunk tank".
    ["Drunk tank" :Police custody cell where the drunk and disorderly are held until sober.]

    sooooo.... they thought they had woke up from a nightmare, but actually they just sobered up enough to realize that last night had been a terrible experience of getting arrested due to their excessive drinking and now they were about to be taken to the courthouse to see the Judge.
  • deedeehawaii
    deedeehawaii Posts: 279 Member
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    The judge was a jolly looking fellow, sort of a mix between a round bodied Santa and a cheerful Col. Sanders, of the deep fried chicken fame, which of course made the entire group start to get hungry because they'd not eaten since their arrest the night before.
  • deedeehawaii
    deedeehawaii Posts: 279 Member
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    So off they headed to the nearest fast food restaurant, hungry and hung over, and craving ...
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
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    deep fried feathers......
  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
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    with the best dog gone dipping sauce made of...
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
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    mangos....So after their meal of deep fried feathers in mango sauce, they headed off to......
  • leebee2001
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    the gym to work off the extra calories they consumed.
  • weaklink109
    weaklink109 Posts: 2,831 Member
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    Unfortunately, it was National Chocolate Cake Day, :noway: and the gym was full of chocolate temptations.:devil: .....
  • deedeehawaii
    deedeehawaii Posts: 279 Member
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    That made all the dedicated exercise people really mad at having such the tempting food, so mad that they ....
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
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    ripped about the whole gym, and were ecstatic when they learned that they had burned......
  • gr8dad1975
    gr8dad1975 Posts: 338 Member
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    all the scales...
  • deedeehawaii
    deedeehawaii Posts: 279 Member
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    and the payment cards so that everyone now got a free membership, which included using all the exercise equipment and classes, but did not include ....
  • weaklink109
    weaklink109 Posts: 2,831 Member
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    SHOWERS:noway: ...they were $10 each!!:grumble:
  • PanicAtTheBuffet
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    As luck would have it, the local mobile-dog-washing truck pulled up in front of the gym and the driver who was disparate for business said ".........
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
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    I can offer you one shower, for $5 each, but everyone must do this first.....
  • weaklink109
    weaklink109 Posts: 2,831 Member
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    ..Anyone who wants a $5 shower must chase this rubber ball around the parking lot and bark like a dog for 5 minutes......:noway:
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
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    All while standing on one foot, and holding onto the person in front of you's.....
  • countryman23
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    takes a bow and lands on his head
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
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    and gives himself a concussion, so they all abandon the shower idea, and take him to the nearest......