Answering "How Did You Lose Weight? HELP

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  • maremare312
    maremare312 Posts: 1,143 Member
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    "I got an awesome intestinal worm"

    "My wife started cooking more"
  • Amy911Gray
    Amy911Gray Posts: 685 Member
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    My sister asked me if I had surgery on my face. Uh, no.

    It's because people don't understand that it can be relatively easy, and very safe...it's not very much time once you learn the system and listen to your own body.

    I say that I followed recommended serving sizes on all foods except for green vegetables, I doubled or tripled those because I like to eat food.

    After you get the food rhythm, it's on to the next challenge---exercise. Looking back, and investing one year so far, i would have to say that I could have done this years ago. But then again--timing is everything.
  • sunnyshine1313
    sunnyshine1313 Posts: 116 Member
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    The new "Las Vegas Diet" - Blackjack & Hookers

    This is great!
  • ang3h
    ang3h Posts: 185 Member
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    LOL.. Algerian pineapple diet.
  • akjmart2002
    akjmart2002 Posts: 263 Member
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    Hookers and blow.
  • NautiLife
    NautiLife Posts: 22
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    I eat in front of a full body mirror naked. It makes it easier for me to put the pizza down. When I stop wanting to vommit I'll know I'm close to bringing sexy back.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    Usually, I go with "You know, masturbating burns A LOT of calories...":wink:
  • lilawolf
    lilawolf Posts: 1,690 Member
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    The lettuce and carrot diet. The side affect is that your nose starts twitching like a rabbit's

    Meth fueled marathons

    2 hour orgies once or twice week.

    kangaroo training

    Giving blood twice a week. Body breaks down fat to make more blood!

    Fight Club (but you can't talk about it)

    Mild electroshock therapy that repeatedly flexes every muscle in your body

    15 different surgeries to suck out fat and inject muscle

    Drink 5 gallons of water a day
  • gbbhey
    gbbhey Posts: 188
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    Tape Worm. Or Hypnosis
  • amazing_shrinking_woman
    amazing_shrinking_woman Posts: 66 Member
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    "Blow has no calories and the sex is great exercise"
  • VorJoshigan
    VorJoshigan Posts: 1,106 Member
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    I like Arthur dent's answer from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
    "Oh yes," said Arthur, "thank you. And slowly," he said, pressing onward, "slowly, slowly slowly, all your excess body fat ... turns ... to" -- he paused for effect -- "subcoo ... subyoo ... subtoocay" -- he paused for breath -- "subcutaneous gold, which you can have surgically removed. Getting out of the tank is hell. What did you say?"
    http://www.american-buddha.com/hitchhikersolong3.htm

    What I do is get a kinda crazy look on my face and say "I've logged every single morsel that has entered my mouth for the last 8 months. What have you done this year?"

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    -Devil came by and y'know - having a soul is overrated

    -Why don't you come up to my room and I'll show you. (Bonus - creepy with either gender!)

    -I'm sorry - the agreement was that I couldn't tell anybody.

    -I eat 3 tablespoons of the finest topsoil every night. It's amazing how your body responds to getting enough minerals.
  • hesn92
    hesn92 Posts: 5,967 Member
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    raspberry ketones
  • stang_girl88
    stang_girl88 Posts: 234 Member
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    An Exacto knife and shop vac :noway: :laugh:
  • matroma
    matroma Posts: 24
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    The Accountability Diet. Being responsible for everything I eat, and it's effect on my body.
  • Mollie007
    Mollie007 Posts: 73
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    Hookers and blow is always a funny response :P

    YES!! I vote for this one!!!
  • matroma
    matroma Posts: 24
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    Or, you could just say you are a fan of amoebic dysentery. :)
  • artickb22
    artickb22 Posts: 411 Member
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    I have a magic mud puddle in my backyard. Every morning before I do anything else I go out and slurp from said puddle. Then pounds have just melted away! Best thing: I only charge $5.99 per visit for anyone else who would like to imbibe! :)
  • Cgrnlaw
    Cgrnlaw Posts: 84 Member
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    Cute
  • AmyFett
    AmyFett Posts: 1,607 Member
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    Say this:

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  • jhardenbergh
    jhardenbergh Posts: 1,035 Member
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    Laxatives and Watermelon

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