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    The calories don't count if....

    Posts: 915 Member
    edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
    ...I closed my office door and then hid behind the wall to eat it.

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    • Posts: 1,580 Member
      ... If I went for a 10min walk. That's enough, right?
    • Posts: 2,412 Member
      ... I switched my brain on and thought about it.*


      * Given a 'reasonable' calorie surplus/deficit (a few hundred per day).
    • Posts: 16,414 Member
      I was standing up when I ate it.
    • Posts: 52 Member
      If its TOM, surely the calories don't count then :tongue:
    • Posts: 6,400 Member
      ...it's my birthday
    • Posts: 326 Member
      ... If you're "sharing" a dessert (and probably use your spoon like a shovel) :laugh:
    • Posts: 4,089 Member
      I ate celery. That way the negative calories mean I can eat at least and extra 1000 calories, right?
    • Posts: 818 Member
      ....i ate them while sleepwalking!
    • Posts: 198
      it's alcohol. ;)
    • Posts: 756 Member
      If your standing up or no 1 sees!
    • Posts: 1,309 Member
      it's a "handful" --that's not a real measurement!
    • Posts: 324 Member
      It's homemade. :devil:
    • Posts: 2,181 Member
      ^^LOL! Great minds! :wink:


      ...It's homemade by someone else. Don't want to be rude and not eat it right? Surely homemade calories don't count...
    • Posts: 557 Member
      I ate it standing over the sink.

      Or

      Donut holes have no calories...
    • Posts: 806 Member
      If no one else saw me eat it, it didn't happen.
    • Posts: 1,912 Member
      :flowerforyou: If no one sees you eat it!
    • Posts: 55 Member
      if I had to share it with my son and (02) daughters (piece of cake, that is!)
    • Posts: 2,633 Member
      If the food is not from this country!
    • Posts: 572 Member
      I don't remember eating them!
      Or
      If I don't log them???
    • Posts: 76 Member

      ...It's homemade by someone else. Don't want to be rude and not eat it right? Surely homemade calories don't count...

      Hahaha this! And they OBVIOUSLY don't count if you logged one thing but decided to eat something else. Hey at least SOMETHING was logged, right?
    • Posts: 143 Member
      The calories don't count if you eat a large chocolate gateaux in the shower. That's just one example of clean eating.
    • Posts: 1,912 Member
      The calories don't count if you eat a large chocolate gateaux in the shower. That's just one example of clean eating.

      and i was wondering what the other half was doing in the shower last night by licking the plughole! lol :noway:
    • Posts: 6,349 Member
      The biscuits were already broken, cos all the calories will have evaporated.

      (I've literally just done this - now, who's go the webcam in our office kitchen?)
    • Posts: 1,850 Member
      "Pics, or it didn't happen." So don't have your picture taken while eating.
    • Posts: 431 Member
      They don't count if you eat really really fast.
    • Posts: 456 Member
      ..... you stand on one leg to eat cos engaging your core to balance uses like a gasquillion-gillion calories, right?
    • Posts: 3,569 Member
      You guys are DISGUSTING with your food choices!!!!!!!!!!

      I dip all my food in hot soapy water and Dawn dishwashing soap.

      EAT CLEAN OR GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • Posts: 16,414 Member
      You guys are DISGUSTING with your food choices!!!!!!!!!!

      I dip all my food in hot soapy water and Dawn dishwashing soap.

      EAT CLEAN OR GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      :-(

      You're right. Thirty lashes for all of us.













      Please?
    • Posts: 3,569 Member
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      :-(

      You're right. Thirty lashes for all of us.













      Please?

      How bout some cute instead?

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    • Posts: 16,414 Member
      How bout some cute instead?

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      SQUEEEEE!
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