Watching ladies bottoms!
diadojikohei
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Well recently I have developed a new obsession, looking at ladies bottoms, especially when I'm driving! I have to say at this point I'm 47, married 4 children.
Is she indulging is saphic fantasies? I hear you say (whilst rubbing you legs, no doubt) however I the answer is much more mundane!
I keep looking at ladies bottoms thinking, is my bottom bigger or smaller than that ladies bottom?
Ladies bottoms can vary is shape and size rather a lot, but shapely bottoms are rather pleasant to look at! And I would hope mine falls into that category. However it is very difficult to assess my bottom quotient as I only ever see myself, in the mirror from the front. Maybe I should get someone to photograph my bottom so I can keep it on my dash, so I can compare whilst driving?
What do you think?!
Is she indulging is saphic fantasies? I hear you say (whilst rubbing you legs, no doubt) however I the answer is much more mundane!
I keep looking at ladies bottoms thinking, is my bottom bigger or smaller than that ladies bottom?
Ladies bottoms can vary is shape and size rather a lot, but shapely bottoms are rather pleasant to look at! And I would hope mine falls into that category. However it is very difficult to assess my bottom quotient as I only ever see myself, in the mirror from the front. Maybe I should get someone to photograph my bottom so I can keep it on my dash, so I can compare whilst driving?
What do you think?!
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You compare while... driving?
What in sweet Hell are you/they driving?
Girl. You cray cray.0 -
I think this is what is wrong with most drivers today. When you are driving, you need to be paying attention to the road and traffic, not *kitten*.0
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i think thats a fantastic idea0
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lol... I do this too :P Maybe not while driving but while shopping for sure!0
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I always choose the treadmill at the back of the room so I have a nice view from behind checking and grading each and every bottom from 1 - 10.0
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I can't help it, I look at boobs too!I think this is what is wrong with most drivers today. When you are driving, you need to be paying attention to the road and traffic, not *kitten*.
To be fair, the roads are so congested in Surrey, I hardly get above 20mph on the school run!0 -
So now all the secrets are coming out!!I always choose the treadmill at the back of the room so I have a nice view from behind checking and grading each and every bottom from 1 - 10.0 -
I totally do this. Not while driving, really, but just in general; I'm always assessing women in an attempt to quantify what it is that makes a certain feature attractive or not attractive.
Maybe I'm being too scientific about it.
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At least you only do it while driving. I do it 24/7.0
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PWNT...
PSA, don't GIS "fat bottom girls" at work...0 -
I totally do this. Not while driving, really, but just in general; I'm always assessing women in an attempt to quantify what it is that makes a certain feature attractive or not attractive.
Maybe I'm being too scientific about it.
Did you write 'assessing' on purpose? lol!
I have to say in a completely straight way i find women's bodies more attractive than men's. Women are sooo curvy! Men are all about the muscle!0 -
Girl. You cray cray.
Did you?? I think you just...
Oh you did... You totally just did that.0 -
I must admit ive been grabbing hold of my own *kitten* for the last 2 weeks. After years of trying to build it from scratch it is only now starting to show up and I cant believe it because I cant see it, so I've sat on my hands, Ive checked it out in store fronts, Ive grabbed a handful while checking it out in the mirror - I even took a picture of it when I got a wedgie while redoing the artwork on my new bedroom walls.
I dont judge you for comparing, as long as you dont judge me for being so freaking excited about my own *kitten* finally arriving 15 years post puberty.0 -
I watch all the time. Especially while walking around campus at school
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i'm going to need you to take a few steps toward me
now turn around
now bend over0 -
I must admit ive been grabbing hold of my own *kitten* for the last 2 weeks. After years of trying to build it from scratch it is only now starting to show up and I cant believe it because I cant see it, so I've sat on my hands, Ive checked it out in store fronts, Ive grabbed a handful while checking it out in the mirror - I even took a picture of it when I got a wedgie while redoing the artwork on my new bedroom walls.
I dont judge you for comparing, as long as you dont judge me for being so freaking excited about my own *kitten* finally arriving 15 years post puberty.
The mental pictures are so uhm...satisfying right now =P0 -
I totally do this. Not while driving, really, but just in general; I'm always assessing women in an attempt to quantify what it is that makes a certain feature attractive or not attractive.
Maybe I'm being too scientific about it.
Too scientific? Impossible!
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hilarious thread, through and through.0
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As big as my bodonkadonk is, no one would care to look, unless it was to make fun at my saggy jeans, lol!!! NOT HOTT!!0
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I must admit ive been grabbing hold of my own *kitten* for the last 2 weeks. After years of trying to build it from scratch it is only now starting to show up and I cant believe it because I cant see it, so I've sat on my hands, Ive checked it out in store fronts, Ive grabbed a handful while checking it out in the mirror - I even took a picture of it when I got a wedgie while redoing the artwork on my new bedroom walls.
I dont judge you for comparing, as long as you dont judge me for being so freaking excited about my own *kitten* finally arriving 15 years post puberty.
Yay! Up the *kitten* I say!
I'm sorry, that didn't come out the way i thought it would! OOps!0 -
I always choose the treadmill at the back of the room so I have a nice view from behind checking and grading each and every bottom from 1 - 10.
haha thats great!
but i do the same thing! i look at chicks *kitten* too.. (no i am not bi or anything and have nothing against anyone who is) but im human.. i know my *kitten* looks better in some things and worse in other things.. but im working on making it better and i can tell the difference already 0 -
I must admit ive been grabbing hold of my own *kitten* for the last 2 weeks. After years of trying to build it from scratch it is only now starting to show up and I cant believe it because I cant see it, so I've sat on my hands, Ive checked it out in store fronts, Ive grabbed a handful while checking it out in the mirror - I even took a picture of it when I got a wedgie while redoing the artwork on my new bedroom walls.
I dont judge you for comparing, as long as you dont judge me for being so freaking excited about my own *kitten* finally arriving 15 years post puberty.
Yay! Up the *kitten* I say!
I'm sorry, that didn't come out the way i thought it would! OOps!
OMG... this made me laugh out loud!0 -
It's not about size, it's about shape and firmness 0
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OK so now I have to be afraid of crazy women checking me out as I take my walks outside, and in the gym... nice...0
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I can't help it, I look at boobs too!I think this is what is wrong with most drivers today. When you are driving, you need to be paying attention to the road and traffic, not *kitten*.
To be fair, the roads are so congested in Surrey, I hardly get above 20mph on the school run!
so a boobs AND *kitten* person. good combo! lol0 -
I like big butts, I cannot lie I do it, too. There's something very captivating about a nice butt! 0
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hmmm not quite that bad, but I do check out the person jogging by me to see if they are panting more than me.0
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I like to kinda combine bums to make a super bum but it'll take a lot to make mine anything like that xD0
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I always choose the treadmill at the back of the room so I have a nice view from behind checking and grading each and every bottom from 1 - 10.
lol oh wow. I'm gonna be so paraniod people are doing that now!0 -
I hear you say (whilst rubbing you legs, no doubt)
What do you think?!
Eranu.
That is all I have to say on this matter.0
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