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Watching ladies bottoms!

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  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    I always choose the treadmill at the back of the room so I have a nice view from behind checking and grading each and every bottom from 1 - 10.

    you make me scared to go to a gym....just saying...
  • brevislux
    brevislux Posts: 1,093 Member
    I think I check girls out much more often than I check out men.


    Hmmm.... :huh:
  • DeckerDoll
    DeckerDoll Posts: 201
    "Lesson One: Only trust people who like big butts. They cannot lie."
  • supahstar71
    supahstar71 Posts: 926 Member
    :laugh: Watching ladies bottoms sounds so pc and appropriate. Just call it what it is...scoping *kitten*. :drinker:
  • MidlifeGlowUp
    MidlifeGlowUp Posts: 91 Member
    LOL. I actually got caught looking once. It was about 20 pounds ago. I was on my way home from a pilates reformer class and dressed in my workout gear.

    The lady was so nice about it. She noticed me looking, and I don't know what she saw on my face, but she smiled, pointed to her rear and said, "I got it from running. You should give it a try." Then we got into a conversation about the Couch to 5K app, and it was all to the good.
  • ahviendha
    ahviendha Posts: 1,291 Member
    I do it so much more now that I've lost weight. I check out other girls and can tell when one is skinny fat, or toned skinny, whereas before when I was 50+ heavier I couldn't tell, they were all just skinny *****es to me!

    I am also fascinated by boobs, being a small chested lady myself. I've always wanted to grab a big handful of boob, overflowing handful even! Girls with those D's or DD's just go *bounce* *bounce* *bounce* hahaha :P
  • Skinny_minny_mo
    Skinny_minny_mo Posts: 1,272 Member
    phew!

    i thought i was the only one checking out other women even though i'm not bi!
  • sevsmom
    sevsmom Posts: 1,172 Member
    I'm always asking my husband if I'm built like a woman i see in a crowd, or if my legs are as shapely as hers, or if my arms are more or less defined than some random lady. Poor guy. . .I *make* him look at other ladies just to help me out!! LOL. . .he actually told me Saturday that I was built like the girl on the cover of a running magazine (NOT), it was flattering.

    I'm always trying to gauge where I'm at in reference to women that I see who are fit and/or attractive.

    Human nature????
  • chubbygirl253
    chubbygirl253 Posts: 1,309 Member
    please don't check out my *kitten* yet. I've only lost 37 lbs so far so I still have a barn butt. You know, flat and wide like the broad side of a barn. I am doing exercises that are supposed to make it rounder, higher, and firmer. Hopefully through yoga, squats, lunges, and strength training that works the glutes I will someday have a great butt.
  • BamaGirl777
    BamaGirl777 Posts: 84
    You compare while... driving?


    What in sweet Hell are you/they driving?


    Girl. You cray cray.

    Funny:laugh:
  • steve1686
    steve1686 Posts: 346 Member
    i can relate op, watching ladies' bottoms has been a favorite pastime of mine for quite some time
  • snowmaniac
    snowmaniac Posts: 600 Member
    :laugh: Watching ladies bottoms sounds so pc and appropriate. Just call it what it is...scoping *kitten*. :drinker:
    Scoping *kitten* sounds a lot like a colonoscopy.
  • supahstar71
    supahstar71 Posts: 926 Member
    :laugh: Watching ladies bottoms sounds so pc and appropriate. Just call it what it is...scoping *kitten*. :drinker:
    Scoping *kitten* sounds a lot like a colonoscopy.


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Good point. But I think that's only true for us older folk.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I look at lady's bottoms also. I check women out. I'm as bad as men. But, I try not to make women feel uncomfortable.
  • shrinkingfeefee
    shrinkingfeefee Posts: 39 Member
    You compare while... driving?


    What in sweet Hell are you/they driving?


    Girl. You cray cray.



    LOL your funny hahaha and my sis in law always says girl you cray cray
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    I totally do this. Not while driving, really, but just in general; I'm always assessing women in an attempt to quantify what it is that makes a certain feature attractive or not attractive.

    Maybe I'm being too scientific about it. :p

    Too scientific? Impossible! :)

    Haha! Thanks for the positive reinforcement. I tend to think the same. :)
  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
    :laugh: Watching ladies bottoms sounds so pc and appropriate. Just call it what it is...scoping *kitten*. :drinker:
    Scoping *kitten* sounds a lot like a colonoscopy.

    High five Snow!!!!! :laugh: :laugh:


    and..I'm still confused...how do you watch people's *kitten* as you are driving...did I miss something? Don't most people drive sitting down...in a car..with their *kitten*..um..sitting? Maybe not...?
  • MonkeyBars
    MonkeyBars Posts: 266 Member
    so do guys check out other guy's shoulders?
  • jynxxxed
    jynxxxed Posts: 1,010 Member
    so do guys check out other guy's shoulders?

    I've seen it. They usually seem to do it in the mirrors at the gym (pretending to check themselves out instead)
  • 2muchsauce
    2muchsauce Posts: 1,078
    and..I'm still confused...how do you watch people's *kitten* as you are driving...did I miss something? Don't most people drive sitting down...in a car..with their *kitten*..um..sitting? Maybe not...?
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    This is kind of what I first thought too ............however...........I do enjoy admiring a nicely shaped behind:)
  • Skinny_Jeans_Soon
    Skinny_Jeans_Soon Posts: 326 Member
    I had the same conversation in my head yesterday and even considered asking my bestie to take a pic of it for me..haha!
  • Sick_Beard
    Sick_Beard Posts: 407 Member
    and..I'm still confused...how do you watch people's *kitten* as you are driving...did I miss something? Don't most people drive sitting down...in a car..with their *kitten*..um..sitting? Maybe not...?

    This is kind of what I first thought too ............however...........I do enjoy admiring a nicely shaped behind:)

    I don't know how to explain it, for me it's like a natural reflex. Spotting an *kitten* is like spotting a bright yellow Lamborghini...you just see it from miles ahead
  • mamagooskie
    mamagooskie Posts: 2,964 Member
    I look.....but I check it out all out, arms, legs, boobs butt etc.......but mostly for inspiration to get myself to my best body.
  • ellyloo
    ellyloo Posts: 49
    i totally do this, mostly in Zumba, where it's practically IMPOSSIBLE not to look, they're shaking all over the place.
    plus, I have to watch to see what the heck it is she's doing.
    i don't think it's possible for my butt to wiggle like that.
  • BrooklynTico
    BrooklynTico Posts: 35
    I've been doing this since I was 7. Lol
  • honestykay
    honestykay Posts: 32 Member
    I guess I never worry about someones's else's butt. That's one thing god blessed me with a blubbly butt. I compare abs and boobs.
  • jdressel
    jdressel Posts: 70 Member
    I totally do this. Not while driving, really, but just in general; I'm always assessing women in an attempt to quantify what it is that makes a certain feature attractive or not attractive.

    Maybe I'm being too scientific about it. :p

    Too scientific? Impossible! :)

    Haha! Thanks for the positive reinforcement. I tend to think the same. :)

    Positive reinforce.... another psychologist?! Are there more of us here?
  • Austin1988
    Austin1988 Posts: 243 Member
    hmmm not quite that bad, but I do check out the person jogging by me to see if they are panting more than me.

    I've used that excuse too, but I still got slapped :grumble:
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    I must admit ive been grabbing hold of my own *kitten* for the last 2 weeks. After years of trying to build it from scratch it is only now starting to show up and I cant believe it because I cant see it, so I've sat on my hands, Ive checked it out in store fronts, Ive grabbed a handful while checking it out in the mirror - I even took a picture of it when I got a wedgie while redoing the artwork on my new bedroom walls.

    I dont judge you for comparing, as long as you dont judge me for being so freaking excited about my own *kitten* finally arriving 15 years post puberty.

    Yay! Up the *kitten* I say!

    I'm sorry, that didn't come out the way i thought it would! OOps!

    OMG... this made me laugh out loud!

    BAHAHAHAHA
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    I totally do this. Not while driving, really, but just in general; I'm always assessing women in an attempt to quantify what it is that makes a certain feature attractive or not attractive.

    Maybe I'm being too scientific about it. :p

    Too scientific? Impossible! :)

    Haha! Thanks for the positive reinforcement. I tend to think the same. :)

    Positive reinforce.... another psychologist?! Are there more of us here?

    I almost referenced Pavlov in that response and then deleted it. Dammit. I shoulda gone there.
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