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Watching ladies bottoms!

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  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    I did not place the stair master all the way in the back and I did not place the striding machine that 25 year old gazelle loves to use right in front of it.
    So, it's not really my fault.
  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
    and..I'm still confused...how do you watch people's *kitten* as you are driving...did I miss something? Don't most people drive sitting down...in a car..with their *kitten*..um..sitting? Maybe not...?

    This is kind of what I first thought too ............however...........I do enjoy admiring a nicely shaped behind:)

    I don't know how to explain it, for me it's like a natural reflex. Spotting an *kitten* is like spotting a bright yellow Lamborghini...you just see it from miles ahead


    I know what it is now... "xray *kitten* vision"..yes? Goes thru anything...even steel? I figured it out..the OP has super powers...
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    I feel like I just watched an episode of Coupling.

    Now I have to go watch the rest.
  • Scottish_charlene_84
    Scottish_charlene_84 Posts: 986 Member
    Im a secret bum watcher too lmao
  • laurenz2501
    laurenz2501 Posts: 839 Member
    I always choose the treadmill at the back of the room so I have a nice view from behind checking and grading each and every bottom from 1 - 10.

    Precisely why i also choose the treadmill at the back of the room. :grumble:
  • diadojikohei
    diadojikohei Posts: 732 Member
    and..I'm still confused...how do you watch people's *kitten* as you are driving...did I miss something? Don't most people drive sitting down...in a car..with their *kitten*..um..sitting? Maybe not...?

    This is kind of what I first thought too ............however...........I do enjoy admiring a nicely shaped behind:)

    I don't know how to explain it, for me it's like a natural reflex. Spotting an *kitten* is like spotting a bright yellow Lamborghini...you just see it from miles ahead


    I know what it is now... "xray *kitten* vision"..yes? Goes thru anything...even steel? I figured it out..the OP has super powers...

    OMG! I meant whilst I was driving, I check out bottoms! As in women walking on the pavement! If I'm in the car they won't notice me checking them out!
  • diadojikohei
    diadojikohei Posts: 732 Member
    I had the same conversation in my head yesterday and even considered asking my bestie to take a pic of it for me..haha!

    What a good idea! I'll ask my daughter to do it for me, that's not gonna seem weird at all is it?!
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    I'm guilty. Best test is to slap it. The thud of the slap determines the level of yumminess. It's true...I've got a long running experiment.

    If you don't believe me...come here.
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    I'm guilty. Best test is to slap it. The thud of the slap determines the level of yumminess. It's true...I've got a long running experiment.

    If you don't believe me...come here.

    Bahaha!

    I approve.
  • genefabes
    genefabes Posts: 132
    just spent the day at the beach people watching... and sizing up "bums" and bods in general. today was more visually disturbing than pleasing though :-/
  • MonkeyBars
    MonkeyBars Posts: 266 Member
    I'm linked to bums on fb! Awesome!
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    I'm linked to bums on fb! Awesome!

    Dude...I think you just spooked all the nice bottomed ladies away! Thread killer! Oh crap, I just googled that and went to the FB...lmao, if I had a FB account I'd be liking the chit ouf of that.
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    I'm guilty. Best test is to slap it. The thud of the slap determines the level of yumminess. It's true...I've got a long running experiment.

    If you don't believe me...come here.

    Bahaha!

    I approve.

    I approve too. I even volunteer for the experiment. You can try to slap it while I'm ROFLMAO.
  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,161 Member
    I'm guilty. Best test is to slap it. The thud of the slap determines the level of yumminess. It's true...I've got a long running experiment.

    If you don't believe me...come here.

    Bahaha!

    I approve.

    I approve too. I even volunteer for the experiment. You can try to slap it while I'm ROFLMAO.

    You are my first recruit for the scientific study!
  • ptjolsen
    ptjolsen Posts: 365 Member
    I work at a gym, so I get to watch Yoga pants all day....Sometimes on the wrong people though :embarassed:
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    I work at a gym, so I get to watch Yoga pants all day....Sometimes on the wrong people though :embarassed:
    Dude, If I got to see yoga pants all day, I'd have that same big *kitten* grin on my face as you do on your profile pic.
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    I'm guilty. Best test is to slap it. The thud of the slap determines the level of yumminess. It's true...I've got a long running experiment.

    If you don't believe me...come here.

    Bahaha!

    I approve.

    I approve too. I even volunteer for the experiment. You can try to slap it while I'm ROFLMAO.

    You are my first recruit for the scientific study!

    YAY! I love being recruited. x does some lunges and squats to get ready x When do we start? :wink:
  • gnat45
    gnat45 Posts: 833 Member
    I notice boobs before butts.
  • martymays
    martymays Posts: 188 Member
    I rearended a pickup at a stoplight once while checking out a ladies backside. Any woman with a nice rear should stay off the sidewalk. I live in a small town, so everyone knows this lady, so the cop understood when I told him and I didn't even get a ticket.
  • diadojikohei
    diadojikohei Posts: 732 Member
    I really enjoyed reading the posts from you, they were very, very funny, and I mean laugh out loud funny! Thanks for making me laugh, now how many calories does laughing burn?! lol!

    btw, I'm English, try saying ''watching ladies' bottoms'' in an English accent!
  • crazy_ninja
    crazy_ninja Posts: 387 Member
    I do this any time :tongue:

    Thanks goodness I dont drive :bigsmile:
  • diadojikohei
    diadojikohei Posts: 732 Member
    I do this any time :tongue:

    Thanks goodness I dont drive :bigsmile:
    One of the advantages of being a woman- we can multi task! lol!
  • crazy_ninja
    crazy_ninja Posts: 387 Member
    I do this any time :tongue:

    Thanks goodness I dont drive :bigsmile:
    One of the advantages of being a woman- we can multi task! lol!

    Oh, I also can ... but not driving while doin :laugh: :blushing:
  • diadojikohei
    diadojikohei Posts: 732 Member
    I do this any time :tongue:

    Thanks goodness I dont drive :bigsmile:
    One of the advantages of being a woman- we can multi task! lol!

    Oh, I also can ... but not driving while doin :laugh: :blushing:

    Oh my goodness! Are you being rude?! That's not the sort of thing I'd expect from this forum!!!! I'm shocked!
  • ChunkieNuts
    ChunkieNuts Posts: 135 Member
    i totally do this, i also turn around to check out the male runners whilst driving also :drinker:
  • crazy_ninja
    crazy_ninja Posts: 387 Member
    I do this any time :tongue:

    Thanks goodness I dont drive :bigsmile:
    One of the advantages of being a woman- we can multi task! lol!

    Oh, I also can ... but not driving while doin :laugh: :blushing:

    Oh my goodness! Are you being rude?! That's not the sort of thing I'd expect from this forum!!!! I'm shocked!

    Hell, whats in your mind???? For sure not :bigsmile:
  • diadojikohei
    diadojikohei Posts: 732 Member
    I may have accidentally missed the lights changing whilst bottom ogling, I'm not saying I did, just that I may have been slightly distracted by the wobbily, joggily botttoms. It's quite hypnotic!
  • dirtydmvkid
    dirtydmvkid Posts: 184
    I think this is what is wrong with most drivers today. When you are driving, you need to be paying attention to the road and traffic, not *kitten*.
    ^Exactly. I'm pretty sure the OP is the same person who does 55mph in the left lane on I-95. I may or may not have thrown a small rock out of my Jeep at you. If you wanna look at *kitten*, go on google.
    EDIT: Let it be known, however, that I love a good tush just as much as the next guy!
  • sijomial
    sijomial Posts: 19,809 Member
    I think this is what is wrong with most drivers today. When you are driving, you need to be paying attention to the road and traffic, not *kitten*.
    I can't help it, I look at boobs too!
    To be fair, the roads are so congested in Surrey, I hardly get above 20mph on the school run!

    I'm in Surrey too - so if you want a second opinion on your bum..... :D
  • elprincipito
    elprincipito Posts: 1,200 Member
    i watch ladies bottoms all the time :smokin:
    if i couldn't my life would be really sad
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