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Silly joke time, put em on :-)
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I just saw a dyslexic Yorkshireman wearing a catflap!!!! :-)0
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Think you may have to be English to work that one out, best quit while your ahead! (pun totally intended) lol!0
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I was thinking that lol! lots of english on here tho!
Ahead lol0 -
What do you call 20 millionaires watching the Stanley cup finals on tv? ......................................................... The Toronto Maple Leafs :laugh:0
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my 9 year old son told me this one yesterday..why did the coach go to the bank ?? to get his quarter back..LoL0
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Why did the bee fly across town with his legs crossed?
He was looking for a BP station.0 -
why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
'cause he didn't have the guts0 -
I just saw a dyslexic Yorkshireman wearing a catflap!!!! :-)
Hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa0 -
What do you call 20 millionaires watching the Stanley cup finals on tv? ......................................................... The Toronto Maple Leafs :laugh:
oh my word! haha!0 -
good one!
DySLEXICS UNTIE!!!0 -
Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
A: *gagging noise*
Q: How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: WANNA RIDE BIKES?!??!?!??
Q: How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Hippies screw in smelly sleeping bags.
Q: How many houseflies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, but we have no idea how they got in there.
Knock knock
Who's There?
To
To who?
To whom
(this next one is best told in person with a LOT of commitment on your part)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Can you sing some
Can you sing some who?
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
(a la Roger Daltrey in Won't Get Fooled Again)0 -
good one!
DYSLEXICS UNTIE!!!0 -
my husband's so proud of this one...
What kind of pasta loves the hot tub? spa-ghetti
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I just saw a dyslexic Yorkshireman wearing a catflap!!!! :-)
Hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa
What does a dyslexic agnostic do?
Sits around and wonders if there really is a dog.0 -
what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef!
CORNY JOKES!
what do you call a cow with 2 legs? lean beef.0 -
how many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
one... she holds the light bulb still and the world revolves around her0 -
lol!how many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
one... she holds the light bulb still and the world revolves around her
Love light bulb jokes my favourite is......
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change!!0 -
What do you call dear with no eye?
No idea0 -
What do you call a dear with no eye and no legs?
Still no idea0 -
I just saw a dyslexic Yorkshireman wearing a catflap!!!! :-)
Hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa
What does a dyslexic agnostic do?
Sits around and wonders if there really is a dog.
How about the guy who was into masochism, beatiality and necrophilia - he gave it up because he was flogging a dead horse0 -
Piglett :"Tigger, why are you starein' in the toilet?
Tigger: "I'm looking for Pooh"0 -
Guy sees a lady sitting at the other end of the bar - calls the bartender over and says "hey, I'll have another beer and see if that *kitten* down there would like a drink on me."
Bartender says, "hey buddy, not sure where you get off saying such a thing, that's very disrespectful and I don't appreciate it.."
Guy says, "ok, whatever, I take it back. Would you please ask that attractive lady if she would like a drink on me then?"
Bartender walks to end of bar and says "excuse me, miss, that fella up there would like to buy you a drink, can I get you anything?"
Lady thinks for a minute then says, "hmmm, ok...I'll have a vinegar & water.". :drinker:0 -
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A Wonkey0 -
Lol, now my days brighter, making me laugh, keep it going guysI just saw a dyslexic Yorkshireman wearing a catflap!!!! :-)
Hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa0 -
:-) lol, go kimmy, u got moreWhat do you call a donkey with three legs?
A Wonkey0 -
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A Wonkey
What do you call a three legged Donkey with one eye?
A Winky Wonkey0 -
Easiest way to get rid of a blonde..............................put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.0
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If a dairy cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?0
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What did they blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios?
"Awe! Bagel seeds!"0 -
Doctor: Congratulations, you have a life inside you!
Patient: But doctor, I am a man!!!
Doctor: Well.. Ascarids doesn't really care...0
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