Really scale? I gained weight after I pooped?!
fuzzysham
Posts: 75 Member
I had been constipated for several days and I just FINALLY went to the bathroom and my scale tried to tell me that afterwards I had gained half a pound.
No....
No....
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You must have eaten a bunch of negative calorie foods.1
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lmaooooo0
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haha that's kinda funny but i'm sorry just poop more1
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So you weighed yourself afterwards to see if you lost weight from the poop?1
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You must have eaten a bunch of negative calorie foods.
Weigh your poop, it's the only way to be sure2 -
Cool story brah...0
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X.X0
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Thanks for sharing!0
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happened to me once. :laugh:0
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lol!!!0
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Scales are the devil. That's why they should not be the only tool used to measure your success!!!0
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maybe you gained muscle :glasses:3
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maybe you gained muscle :glasses:
from the straining...3 -
hahha thats funny..but half a pound isnt that muchh..im a scale nut too..and i shouldnt be..but ill weight myself in the morning..then after i workout and then after i eat and then after i poop...it always says something differentt haha0
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So you weighed yourself afterwards to see if you lost weight from the poop?
Don't act like you haven't done it. We all have. :ohwell:
Really though OP, might be time for a new scale. Half a pound isn't that bad of a fluctuation, but that's how my scale started when it was malfunctioning... first half a pound here and there, and before I knew it I could step on it twice in a row and get a 5 pound difference. Threw that thing out!1 -
You must have eaten a bunch of negative calorie foods.
Weigh your poop, it's the only way to be sure
EEWWWWW ROFLMAOoo:laugh:0 -
Shoulda put the poop back in and dropped that half pound. lol0
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Have you been eating a lot of helium?
Did you put your poop (and a half pound of someone else's poop) in your pocket before you got on the scale?
Did you have a lot of TP remnants left behind?
Does your toilet empty onto your scale when you flush?
...just brainstorming here...1 -
So you weighed yourself afterwards to see if you lost weight from the poop?
Sure... who doesn't?2 -
This entire string made me laugh my *kitten* off! Thank you all! :laugh:2
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