Really scale? I gained weight after I pooped?!

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  • Isabelle222
    Isabelle222 Posts: 6 Member
    Shoulda put the poop back in and dropped that half pound. lol

    LOL
  • fuzzysham
    fuzzysham Posts: 75 Member
    Yeah I went and bought a HUGE thing of metamucil today haha :D
  • Birdie
    Birdie Posts: 256 Member
    So you weighed yourself afterwards to see if you lost weight from the poop?

    Don't act like you haven't done it. We all have. :ohwell:

    Really though OP, might be time for a new scale. Half a pound isn't that bad of a fluctuation, but that's how my scale started when it was malfunctioning... first half a pound here and there, and before I knew it I could step on it twice in a row and get a 5 pound difference. Threw that thing out!

    I once downloaded some pictures from my camara and was shocked to find a gift from my hubby. He took a picture of a massive turd that he was so proud of.
  • Owsla135
    Owsla135 Posts: 350 Member
    I think everyone was just looking for the opportunity to say poop... I know I was, lol!
  • frogz21
    frogz21 Posts: 314 Member
    Lmao!
  • chunkysmurfette
    chunkysmurfette Posts: 21
    OMG Freakin Awesome thread!!!!LOLOLOL
  • frogz21
    frogz21 Posts: 314 Member
    So you weighed yourself afterwards to see if you lost weight from the poop?

    Don't act like you haven't done it. We all have. :ohwell:

    Really though OP, might be time for a new scale. Half a pound isn't that bad of a fluctuation, but that's how my scale started when it was malfunctioning... first half a pound here and there, and before I knew it I could step on it twice in a row and get a 5 pound difference. Threw that thing out!

    I once downloaded some pictures from my camara and was shocked to find a gift from my hubby. He took a picture of a massive turd that he was so proud of.

    Omg! :noway:
  • frogz21
    frogz21 Posts: 314 Member
    LOL! I do that, too. We all have. By the way, I talked to my doctor about not being able to poo regularly. He asked me when it started, and I realized it was when I cut calories. I showed him my MFP diary, and he told me I wasn't eating enough fiber since I cut out most of my carbs. He said that I needed to add more BEANS into my diet, or add fiber supplements to my daily routine.

    TRY IT! If you aren't pooing regularly your metabolism is slower, therefore you won't lose weight as quickly.

    Thanks for the tip!
  • Demmuscles
    Demmuscles Posts: 228 Member
    I only ever weigh on a morning when i have shat. Now I am wondering if I am actually half a pound lighter than I think and all this time I have only thought it would be less post poo.
  • KarmaxKitty
    KarmaxKitty Posts: 901 Member
    maybe you gained muscle :glasses:

    from the straining...
    :noway:
    OH MY GOD... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Sarah_SweetPea
    Sarah_SweetPea Posts: 19
    Thanks for the tip about metabolism being slowed down. That will help me.
  • Pebble321
    Pebble321 Posts: 6,423 Member
    But..... why has no one posted the negative poop cartoon??
  • WeekndOVOXO
    WeekndOVOXO Posts: 779 Member
    mj-laughing.gif

    This thread is full of win.
  • KarmaxKitty
    KarmaxKitty Posts: 901 Member
    But..... why has no one posted the negative poop cartoon??

    I can't get it to download but I'm hoping for it to show up!!!!
  • KarmaxKitty
    KarmaxKitty Posts: 901 Member
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  • mamagooskie
    mamagooskie Posts: 2,964 Member
    Hey...*kitten* happens!! Lol
  • gauchogirl
    gauchogirl Posts: 467 Member
    maybe you gained muscle :glasses:

    lmao.
  • chubbygirl253
    chubbygirl253 Posts: 1,309 Member
    that's so weird cuz I was just telling my mom and friend that's what happened to me this morning. Only for me it was a 2 lb. gain. WTF? My mom suggested that I move the scale to a different spot on the floor because a dip in the floor no matter how small could've affected a true reading. Cuz no way is it possible I gained 2 lbs from pooping, if anything I shoulda been a bit lighter. U should try to move your scale too. (In my case it's very possible since we live in an older home and the landlords laid the floor themselves.)
  • Katydone
    Katydone Posts: 50
    those scales are so fickle. It is recommended that we don't weigh ourselves daily. I can get really attached to that scale.
  • kel665
    kel665 Posts: 401 Member
    OMG take that poop back! hahaha, sorry that's the first thing I thought of when I read your post! :)
  • Awkward30
    Awkward30 Posts: 1,927 Member
    You must have eaten a bunch of negative calorie foods.

    lololol I'm now glad for insomnia because without it, I would have missed this!
  • fuzzysham
    fuzzysham Posts: 75 Member
    I only weigh myself once a week and now its been a week and a half! Grr.
  • Sweetpea64
    Sweetpea64 Posts: 21 Member
    ROFL Laughed so hard I almost pooped! Held it in I can't afford to gain a pound!

    Really I need some sleep! :0)
  • mccbabe1
    mccbabe1 Posts: 737 Member
    So you weighed yourself afterwards to see if you lost weight from the poop?

    Don't act like you haven't done it. We all have. :ohwell:

    Really though OP, might be time for a new scale. Half a pound isn't that bad of a fluctuation, but that's how my scale started when it was malfunctioning... first half a pound here and there, and before I knew it I could step on it twice in a row and get a 5 pound difference. Threw that thing out!

    i havent and im glad!!! lol.. oye vey..
  • fuzzysham
    fuzzysham Posts: 75 Member
    ROFL Laughed so hard I almost pooped! Held it in I can't afford to gain a pound!

    Really I need some sleep! :0)

    bahahahahah!
  • Canderson58054
    Canderson58054 Posts: 132 Member
    Did you know the average person's weight can fluctuate up to FIVE pounds in one day? I would use other methods besides the scale :)
  • Pebble321
    Pebble321 Posts: 6,423 Member
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    hehehe.
    thanks!
  • 1Fizzle
    1Fizzle Posts: 241 Member
    maybe you gained muscle :glasses:

    from the straining...
    :noway:
    OH MY GOD... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Good stuff right there....LOL :tongue:
  • chrisdavey
    chrisdavey Posts: 9,834 Member
    that rage comic is awesome!!!!

    P.S lost 800g this morning. BOOM...
  • malicent
    malicent Posts: 127
    lol

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