Cute things your kid says

ilovemybuggy
ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
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Time to boast about the cute / funny things your kid says!

My son, bless his heart, tends to pluck my nerves quite often.... but I can't be mad at him b/c he'll KNOW he's making me mad, look at me with a *kitten* eating grin on his face and say "I funny, mommy"
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  • sdavis448
    sdavis448 Posts: 193 Member
    90 percent of the time, when I ask my 3 year old to do something, he'll say in all seriousness.. "Umm... no." and then just walk away cool as a cucumber..lol
    Apparently he sometimes will tell daddy "I said so" If he asks him "Why" he won't do what was asked.
  • jenluvsushi
    jenluvsushi Posts: 933 Member
    My 2 year old loves steak...when we have it, she yells, "yay meat!" and claps her hands...it is adorable.
  • AJ_Pete
    AJ_Pete Posts: 863 Member
    Did Roo inspire this? Lol!

    Roo learning his animals today: "Tiger, ephant, animal, animal, monkey, animal, animal."

    He's 26 months.
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,810 Member
    Best thing my son has ever said to me (and he is HILARIOUS---I mean he says something awesome like every day) was this:

    "You should be a model mommy. Because models are beautiful, and you're beautiful, so you should be a model."

    Oh yeah. That kid got to stay up late AND eat ice cream that night.
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    hahaha ! cute.

    Apparently, when my son asks me "why" I answer a lot with "because" He has now started with "why mommy? because? because why mommy? "
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    Did Roo inspire this? Lol!

    Roo learning his animals today: "Tiger, ephant, animal, animal, monkey, animal, animal."

    He's 26 months.

    sure did!!! that post made my heart melt!

    Dylan loves my Owl necklaces, everytime he sees I have one on he says "owl mommy, owl says whooooooooo, mommy!"
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    Best thing my son has ever said to me (and he is HILARIOUS---I mean he says something awesome like every day) was this:

    "You should be a model mommy. Because models are beautiful, and you're beautiful, so you should be a model."

    Oh yeah. That kid got to stay up late AND eat ice cream that night.

    awwww :heart:
  • SeamsSewWright
    SeamsSewWright Posts: 41
    My daugher likes to play peek a boo and will call me "dada"! I always reply "mama!" and she laughs and thinks it is so funny that she is calling me dada when she knows I'm her mama. I get a chuckle every time!
  • TonyM1984
    TonyM1984 Posts: 267
    My son cant talk yet cause he is 9 months but he does this cute clicking noise with his mouth and tounge! Its so cool!
  • korsicash
    korsicash Posts: 770 Member
    My three year old is quit the talker and has quit the extensive vocabulary. His latest thing is he will make a face or be mad about something and come look at me and say "what emotion do you think I am feeling and what do you think you can do to fix it?" OR a few weeks ago he was on the toilet I heard clapping and figured he was done so I went to check on him (he had asked for privacy I was just outside the door) I said why are you clapping he says "Well mom that is my crap clap it makes me crap" After I ducked around the door so he wouldn't see me laughing we talked about appropriate language for someone his size.
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    My son cant talk yet cause he is 9 months but he does this cute clicking noise with his mouth and tounge! Its so cool!

    Oh just wait!!! the most FUN ages are just ahead!!!
  • Scottish_charlene_84
    Scottish_charlene_84 Posts: 986 Member
    My little girl is so so funnny. She is 30 months. She could talk for Scotland and makes us laugh so much. Todays was:-

    Me - "Iris please stop biting your nails."

    Iris - " Ill go and hide on the chair and do it Mummy."

    Menace lol
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    My three year old is quit the talker and has quit the extensive vocabulary. His latest thing is he will make a face or be mad about something and come look at me and say "what emotion do you think I am feeling and what do you think you can do to fix it?" OR a few weeks ago he was on the toilet I heard clapping and figured he was done so I went to check on him (he had asked for privacy I was just outside the door) I said why are you clapping he says "Well mom that is my crap clap it makes me crap" After I ducked around the door so he wouldn't see me laughing we talked about appropriate language for someone his size.

    ahahahah!!!
  • NotReadyForMomJeans
    NotReadyForMomJeans Posts: 35 Member
    When my daughter was 2.5 I got a drastic haircut and was able to donate 12 inches of hair to a charity that makes wigs for children who've lost their hair to cancer. It was quite a topic of conversation for my daughter, trying to understand why I looked so different, what is a wig, why would children not have hair, etc. I explained it happened when some children got very sick, and wanted a wig to have hair while they waited for theirs to grow back. Of course, she then wanted a wig! I told her she could have a fun wig, like the kind they sell at Halloween for clown costumes, etc. She loved the idea and then said "and when Hallowwen is over, I'll donate the wig to a sick clown". Killed me!
  • TeachTheGirl
    TeachTheGirl Posts: 2,091 Member
    My 9 month old just learned how to say 'baba' this week and it's just the way she says it that turns me into goo. She's currently trying to break into her brothers crayon box and yelling 'BABA' at it. XD
  • swest222
    swest222 Posts: 455 Member
    My twins are 3.5. They say a lot of awesome/cute things but the most recent had me beaming with pride.

    My little guy put his cheese on the scale when I gave it to him for snack, and when I asked him what he was doing he told me:
    "Im measuring my cheese Mom, like you and Daddy do"

    Awesome moment, kids listen and see EVERYTHING!!!
  • MonicaMeeks
    MonicaMeeks Posts: 15 Member
    My seven year old is brutally honest. He recently told me, "Mommy I'm glad you aren't fat so you don't break my trampoline.".
  • xxnellie146xx
    xxnellie146xx Posts: 996 Member
    My niece (she will be 2 in Nov) knows that monkeys like trees. She's under the impression each tree has monkeys. Whenever we drive by trees she says "Monkey trees." When I asked here what they were doing, she told me they are sleeping. :laugh:
  • shanae727
    shanae727 Posts: 546 Member
    Sometimes when my daughter (2 years old) is playing in her room too quietly, I'll go in or yell through the hall just to check on her. She'll answer with the cutest phrases like " I fine, I ok mommy" or my favorite "I yuke at somepin" meaning" I'm looking at something". :D It's so cute it makes me smile everytime.
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    When my daughter was 2.5 I got a drastic haircut and was able to donate 12 inches of hair to a charity that makes wigs for children who've lost their hair to cancer. It was quite a topic of conversation for my daughter, trying to understand why I looked so different, what is a wig, why would children not have hair, etc. I explained it happened when some children got very sick, and wanted a wig to have hair while they waited for theirs to grow back. Of course, she then wanted a wig! I told her she could have a fun wig, like the kind they sell at Halloween for clown costumes, etc. She loved the idea and then said "and when Hallowwen is over, I'll donate the wig to a sick clown". Killed me!

    Oh my god, that's the sweetest thing!
  • Karenvonw
    Karenvonw Posts: 258 Member
    My son Owen is 4 and started Preschool this year. The other day I dropped him off and felt like a total Rockstar, "Hey guys, this is my Momma! She is awesome 'cause she know ALL the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' names!" Tiny little boys flocked to me in total amazement. :laugh:
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    Dylan is pretty popular with all the little girls at his school (teachers too) and his 'gf' and him are always playing together- well , last week they were playing with a toy and started fighting over it, she scratched his face. When I picked him up I said baby, what happened to your face, who did that. He said "Kiera did it mommy, NOT NICE Kiera!"
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    At 3 years of age, my son was laying facing me in bed while we played superheroes between us. He suddenly stops dead, turns his head to the wall, puts his hand out like a stop sign and says...

    "MOM! Your boob is NOT in."


    I had one boob of massive cleave cause i was on my side. It was in... but the cleavage offended him.
  • spikefoot
    spikefoot Posts: 419
    my daughter will not say she loves me... she loves just mommy and sebastian (the cat) and then cupcakes and dogs and kitties....
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    At 3 years of age, my son was laying facing me in bed while we played superheroes between us. He suddenly stops dead, turns his head to the wall, puts his hand out like a stop sign and says...

    "MOM! Your boob is NOT in."


    I had one boob of massive cleave cause i was on my side. It was in... but the cleavage offended him.

    Omg- tears!
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    my lil 6yr old princess.....

    first brain freeze: "my eyebrow has a headache"

    Singing a one word spanish song: "look daddy, my mouth can talk in spanish"
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    my lil 6yr old princess.....

    first brain freeze: "my eyebrow has a headache"

    Singing a one word spanish song: "look daddy, my mouth can talk in spanish"

    I love the brainfreeze one!!!
  • gr8grl68
    gr8grl68 Posts: 417 Member
    My daughter, who is 5 makes up words I think could show up in the dictionary someday--or just save you time/words when speaking. A couple f my favorites:

    Hand sanitizer is "Hanitizer"
    Lots of exercise (she did more than her friends on the playground that day): "Extracise"

    I love her. . . .
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    oh...forgot this one

    at a customer arguing with her grandfather at our business when she was 4. "you better not kiss off my peepaw!"
  • sammielealea
    sammielealea Posts: 245 Member
    My son said that his foot was feeling "fuzzy", I said it had fallen asleep . His reply was "when do you think it's gonna wake up?" . . . Kids are soo funny!

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