How do I get my wife to stop lifting heavy?

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  • Drunkadelic
    Drunkadelic Posts: 948 Member
    Tell her to take up Tae Bo instead
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  • Anomalia
    Anomalia Posts: 506 Member
    Would it help if I spray-painted her dumbbells pink?

    I definitely think it would. Dipped in glitter too.

    I actually would be more inclined to lift if the dumbbells were pink and glittery.
  • katrwal
    katrwal Posts: 336 Member

    Buy her a copy of P90x or Insanity along with a new broom and dust pan for Christmas. The video will make her go from ripped and sexy to skinny and skeleton-ish in no time flat and the broom will increase her productivity around the house. Just be nice and get her initials engraved on it, now that says love.

    Can you please tell my husband where to get me an engraved broom & dustpan for Christmas?? That's all I really, really want!!! It would make my life complete :bigsmile:

    totally have to follow this thread for friend ideas - you all are cracking me up! :laugh:
  • juliebeannn
    juliebeannn Posts: 428 Member
    You're either a troll, or just an idiot. If you're not a troll: Tell your wife to divorce you and find a new man with an IQ bigger than his running shoe size. I hope you haven't procreated yet, if not, get sterilized immediately.
    i say troll. but if he really is just an idiot....she should leave his insecure *kitten* and find a real man.
  • MeDoula
    MeDoula Posts: 233 Member
    lol some people really need to tweak their sarcasm detectors!

    Totally :laugh:
  • Ge0rgiana
    Ge0rgiana Posts: 1,649 Member
    Just shut up and spread your legs and and take it like you're supposed to. And go fix her a sammich.
  • TexasTroy
    TexasTroy Posts: 477 Member
    Punch her in the balls


    ^^now thats funny
  • Angie__1MR
    Angie__1MR Posts: 388 Member
    You win the award for dumbest thread of the day. Congratulations dude!
  • vettle
    vettle Posts: 621 Member
    I'm sorry but she's ripping through shirts and growing hair all in a couple of weeks? this is not normal she is on something. There are heavy lifting guys out there that can't do that in two weeks. I don't agree with you telling her that she shouldn't be lifting and all that junk, but if she's turning into the hulk I can see why that is a turn off. Find out what the real problem is.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    Get her some DVDs and back in the kitchen making sandwiches.
  • crazy4lulu
    crazy4lulu Posts: 822 Member
    hide her needles!!!
  • dbevisjr
    dbevisjr Posts: 183
    Trade wardrobes with her. Problem solved.
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    Tell her to take up Tae Bo instead
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  • RLDeShazo
    RLDeShazo Posts: 356 Member
    Why are you letting her out of the kitchen long enough to go to the gym? Tell her to make you a sammy like a good little woman.
    See, this women gets it. Why are you posting on line and not in the kitchen yourself?? Hmmm...? :huh: :huh: :smile:

    The computer is in the kitchen?

    Okay... that's a legit excuse. Just be careful not to splash water on it when you're mopping and cleaning.

    Yes sir!
  • bailbondbabs
    bailbondbabs Posts: 26
    What a dumb *kitten*!
  • fatboypup
    fatboypup Posts: 1,873 Member
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  • jesusHchris
    jesusHchris Posts: 1,405 Member
    Checked out your profile. You might want to stop wearing her socks, that's a sure fire way to get hulk-smashed by her.
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
    Stand her in the kitchen for about an hour or two. Once her womanly instincts kick in, she'll be compelled to make sandwiches (keep the fridge stocked; improperly stocked fridges will only cause her to become angry and to further evolve), seeing as that's how our brains are wired by nature. She'll also whisk you a cold beer from the fridge, so expect that. When this process is complete, her body will naturally revert back to its original state.
  • professorRAT
    professorRAT Posts: 690 Member
    lol some people really need to tweak their sarcasm detectors!

    no shizznet, but tweak???? they need a MAJOR overhaul....seriously people???? wow :noway:
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
    You're either a troll, or just an idiot. If you're not a troll: Tell your wife to divorce you and find a new man with an IQ bigger than his running shoe size. I hope you haven't procreated yet, if not, get sterilized immediately.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Tell your wife she married a donkey and to stop lifting before she kicks your @ss.
  • TheRealParisLove
    TheRealParisLove Posts: 1,907 Member
    Hey guys, I'm having a bit of trouble at home lately. Recently, my wife has gotten into lifting heavy weights. How can I tell her to stick to cardio with the rest of the ladies without sounding like a total jerk? I told her than men don't really like women who lift, but she said I should love her no matter what. She's trying to lose weight anyway, so lifting weights is really counter productive. It's only been about 2 weeks, but already she's started bulging and her shirts are ripping to shreds. We can't really afford to buy new clothes every month. She's also started growing dark hair in all the wrong places, and her sex drive is through the roof (I'm still sore). What am I supposed to do?

    can we limit sarcastic trolling posts to the chit chat...

    This is likely to get good even with me calling you out though.

    Thank you! No one should be having any fun in this section. Only SERIOUS :indifferent: fitness conversations should take place here.:grumble:
  • professorRAT
    professorRAT Posts: 690 Member
    I'm sorry but she's ripping through shirts and growing hair all in a couple of weeks? this is not normal she is on something. There are heavy lifting guys out there that can't do that in two weeks. I don't agree with you telling her that she shouldn't be lifting and all that junk, but if she's turning into the hulk I can see why that is a turn off. Find out what the real problem is.

    :noway: :noway: :noway: :noway: :noway: :noway:
  • XXXMinnieXXX
    XXXMinnieXXX Posts: 3,459 Member
    Totally amazes me every time how so many people just don't get sarcasm! X
  • Celestialfairie
    Celestialfairie Posts: 134
    Might want to be careful in your approach. If she starts to turn green... RUN!

    I agree with a previous poster. Explain to her how women are supposed to be delicate flowers. Tell her you want her to be your porcelain doll forever and it can't happen if she's a hulk. :)
  • Angie_1991
    Angie_1991 Posts: 447 Member
    lol...she lifting more than you? HAHA JK.........seriously JK......
  • Moofey2
    Moofey2 Posts: 327 Member
    BAHAHAHAH LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Trolls
  • VenomousDuck
    VenomousDuck Posts: 206
    Just think of how many cookies she can lift from the oven at one time with all that strength.
  • allifantastical
    allifantastical Posts: 946 Member
    Punch her in the balls

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Brunner26_2
    Brunner26_2 Posts: 1,152
    You're either a troll, or just an idiot. If you're not a troll: Tell your wife to divorce you and find a new man with an IQ bigger than his running shoe size. I hope you haven't procreated yet, if not, get sterilized immediately.

    I'm not sure why you'd say that. I came here for help. You think your ripped abs give you permission to talk to people however you want?
  • Aello11
    Aello11 Posts: 312 Member
    I am thinking you better get her that sammich and beer ... then get your butt back to the bedroom before she gets ticked off enough to come find you :laugh:
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