yes its embarrasing...BUT need to know

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  • pamperedhen
    pamperedhen Posts: 446 Member
    As a suggestion, drink 4 cups of water as soon as you get up each day! That is before you put anything else in your mouth. You can flavor it with some lemon if you want, but, that will cause your digestion to flow within a half an hour.:drinker:
  • Sick_Beard
    Sick_Beard Posts: 407 Member
    If I eat lots of salads and veggies I go everyday ... Gross explosive everyday....

    *Barf* - That just killed my attraction for you

    So when you're looking at Playboy (or some other mag like that) and you see a chick sitting naked with her legs open, you don't think, "I'll bet that's what she looks like when she's sitting on the toilet?"

    When I am looking at the Playboy the last thing on my mind is a toilet or her sitting on a toilet...
  • all4my3boyz
    all4my3boyz Posts: 94 Member
    I go everyday at 8 am sharp. Unfortunately my alarm is set for 9! :sad:


    Oh Em Geee, that's funny! Tears running down my face funny! :laugh:
  • IslandDreamer64
    IslandDreamer64 Posts: 258 Member
    When you increase your fiber intake you should also increase your water intake. Whenever I start eating really healthy I get kinda backed up. Doesn't make sense, but that's how it works for me. Once I get straightened out I am back to going every day.

    For what it's worth I have a cousin who only goes once every 4 or 5 days, she's always been like that. There's a wide range of "normal" in this area.
  • all4my3boyz
    all4my3boyz Posts: 94 Member
    women don't poop!

    Dude, you ain't met my wife. That woman sh!ts like an elephant. She'll call me and the kids in to look and then we all high five her....


    LOL, you guys are too much today!
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    women don't poop!


    Ha, tell that to my husband....he's gotten over this whole "Women don't *kitten* and fart" bc of me :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
    I ain't changing who I am!
  • Rosebudevol
    Rosebudevol Posts: 45 Member
    I have found that I don't go but every 4 or 5 days now.... I use to go once to twice a day. I am glad for this thread, cause this has had me worried.... maybe my body is still changing to this new eating.
  • Sick_Beard
    Sick_Beard Posts: 407 Member
    women don't poop!

    Dude, you ain't met my wife. That woman sh!ts like an elephant. She'll call me and the kids in to look and then we all high five her....

    ROFL best post ever!
  • jennaworksout
    jennaworksout Posts: 1,739 Member
    same here, change in diet and medication can effect your movements...you should go once a day though, thats the norm. If I don't go i panic and stress out ....really :ohwell: :tongue:
  • stephl81
    stephl81 Posts: 122 Member
    women don't poop!


    Ha, tell that to my husband....he's gotten over this whole "Women don't *kitten* and fart" bc of me :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
    I ain't changing who I am!

    Right!! My BF said that none of his exes farted or pooped at least around him. Im like well then there werent human!
  • Ewaldt
    Ewaldt Posts: 106 Member
    I don't know if someone has already said this, but Dr.Oz said that anything between 3 times a day - 3 times a week is considered normal :)
  • Exercise helps get things moving too. Along with fruits, veggies and water.
  • deniseearheart
    deniseearheart Posts: 919 Member
    If I eat lots of salads and veggies I go everyday ... Gross explosive everyday....

    *Barf* - That just killed my attraction for you

    So when you're looking at Playboy (or some other mag like that) and you see a chick sitting naked with her legs open, you don't think, "I'll bet that's what she looks like when she's sitting on the toilet?"






    Hate to break it to ya but everyone man or woman has at one point pooped explosively .. even the hottest chick ever! !!!

    When I am looking at the Playboy the last thing on my mind is a toilet or her sitting on a toilet...
  • Katanthus
    Katanthus Posts: 346 Member
    I usally go 2 times a day.... Your supposed to go every time you eat a meal... Thats the bodies natural response to eating food. It wants to make room for the next meal

    This is incorrect, unless you have a very short rubber hose and a plastic bag for a digestive system. There is no "suppose" about the human body... every one is different. The human body does not come with an instruction manual.

    The digestive tract is long, and it takes time for the body to process food.

    50% of stomach contents emptied 2.5 to 3 hours
    Total emptying of the stomach 4 to 5 hours
    50% emptying of the small intestine 2.5 to 3 hours
    Transit through the colon 30 to 40 hours
    Remember that these are estimates of average transit times, and there is a great deal of variation from person to person.

    If you have a far more efficient machine, it uses the fuel more efficiently. You are fueling your body with better quality fuel, it will use it more efficiently. In short... as others have said. "less garbage in.. less garbage out".

    Drinking at least your 8 cups of water a day will help.
  • AlichiaMJohnson73
    AlichiaMJohnson73 Posts: 186 Member
    Quality H2O...I can't stress the importance of water...the water flushes your system and keeps ALL of our organs and muscles functioning properly!!! You need to drink half your weight in ounces. Example...you weigh 150 pounds drink 1/2 of that weight which is 75 ounces.
  • Goal_Driven
    Goal_Driven Posts: 371 Member
    I usually go every other day.. while I'm at work. A little inconvienent but I'm just glad it comes! But it's very unpredictable since I'm irregular. I try upping my fiber, water and fruit intake. Coffee always helps too ;)
  • Goal_Driven
    Goal_Driven Posts: 371 Member
    Quality H2O...I can't stress the importance of water...the water flushes your system and keeps ALL of our organs and muscles functioning properly!!! You need to drink half your weight in ounces. Example...you weigh 150 pounds drink 1/2 of that weight which is 75 ounces.

    Cool! That would be 8.75 cups a day! Just add one more glass of water on and I got it!
  • newdaydawning79
    newdaydawning79 Posts: 1,503 Member
    When I was doing a weight loss program through a place called Carribean Weight Loss, they told me I should go once a day minimum. But I'm not sure that's exactly the way it should be...haha
  • Sick_Beard
    Sick_Beard Posts: 407 Member
    If I eat lots of salads and veggies I go everyday ... Gross explosive everyday....

    *Barf* - That just killed my attraction for you

    So when you're looking at Playboy (or some other mag like that) and you see a chick sitting naked with her legs open, you don't think, "I'll bet that's what she looks like when she's sitting on the toilet?"






    Hate to break it to ya but everyone man or woman has at one point pooped explosively .. even the hottest chick ever! !!!

    When I am looking at the Playboy the last thing on my mind is a toilet or her sitting on a toilet...

    I was just yanking your chain :drinker:
  • fatboypup
    fatboypup Posts: 1,873 Member
    usually multiple times a day
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  • _danjo_
    _danjo_ Posts: 134 Member
    women don't poop!

    Haha! My husband totally believes this!

    I've never been "regular." The more water I drink, the better.
  • _SpeshK_
    _SpeshK_ Posts: 496 Member
    women don't poop!

    FACT.
  • My stepdad always tells me:
    "New pushing the old, old pushing the hole."

    It always cracks me up.
    I get mad if I don't poop at least once a day....but it's nice to be able to do it twice.
  • On the natural health side of things 2-3 well formed bowel movements (non- diarrhea) per day is considered optimal. I have also heard atleast once per day from my doctor.


    The following information was taken from Brenda Watson's website (I found it helpful):


    "Conventional medicine defines constipation strictly in relation to the frequency of bowel movements and that regularity of bowel movements is individual: one person may experience three movements a day while another may experience one every three days. However, natural health practitioners believe that the bowel is the foundation of good health and having 2-3 bowel movements daily is important in keeping not only the bowel, but also the body healthy.

    Those who suffer from constipation show the following symptoms:

    dry, hard or lumpy stools
    straining to have a movement
    incomplete evacuation or feeling like you still need to go
    a sense of difficulty in passing a stool


    The following lifestyle factors can cause constipation:

    lack of exercise
    being dehydrated
    eating too many refined carbohydrates.

    The following health conditions can cause constipation:

    Prescription drugs such as cholesterol lowering drugs, prostate drugs and muscle relaxants.
    Some disorders of the endocrine system such as diabetes or hypothyroidism can also constipate due to disrupted or inadequate hormonal signals.
    Other disorders include irritable bowel syndrome, Crohn’s disease, Fibromyalgia, lupus, chronic fatigue, and other inflammatory bowel disorders.
    Neurological problems can also cause constipation when neuromuscular signals are disrupted.


    A wide range of symptoms can be experienced with constipation including:

    abdominal discomfort /fullness
    bloating
    headaches
    lower back pain
    general feeling of malaise


    According to the Canadian Association of Gastoenterology approximately one million Canadians a year suffer from constipation(http://www.cag-acg.org/patinfo/constipation.htm, 04/05/2005).

    Healthy bowel movements are essential to a healthy body. The bowel is like a sewage system, unless we cleanse the system of toxins daily, they will enter the blood stream and harm the body. Constipation has many damaging effects on the body including:

    Raising your risk of colon cancer (Eur J Cancer. 2004 Sep;40(14):2109-15)

    Causing pressure in the bowels which can stimulate the growth of cancer cells (Cell Prolif. 2004 Dec;37(6):427-441).

    Causing psychological distress, anxiety, depression, insomnia and sexual dysfunction (J Gastroenterol Hepatol. 2003 Dec;18(12):1412-6).

    Causing autointoxication; which is when toxic substances are absorbed from the bowels. Autointoxication has been blamed for a long list of health problems, including depression and serious skin problems (J Am Acad Dermatol. 1986 Sep;15(3):559-63)."
  • chrissyh
    chrissyh Posts: 8,235 Member
    usually multiple times a day
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    Warped maybe - but I love this!
  • MyM0wM0w
    MyM0wM0w Posts: 2,008 Member
    Define "a lot of fiber" for me. Are you eating at least 25-30 a day? Less than that and you may not go every day.
  • Are you taking medicine? Many meds constipate as a side effect.
  • dym123
    dym123 Posts: 1,670 Member
    I love this thread!!!! I always know I am not drinking enough water when I'm not going at least twice a day. Water, water, water.
  • taiyola
    taiyola Posts: 964 Member
    1-2 times a day. Usually 1, occasionally 2.

    I've recently upped my fiber and make sure I drink 2-3 litres of *fluids*. Doesn't have to be water.

    Once I went about 5 days and it was HORRIBLE. If I don't go in the morning I panic cos I just can't go unless it's at home :sick:
  • taiyola
    taiyola Posts: 964 Member
    I usually go every other day.. while I'm at work. A little inconvienent but I'm just glad it comes! But it's very unpredictable since I'm irregular. I try upping my fiber, water and fruit intake. Coffee always helps too ;)

    This! I usually always go after a morning coffee >.> TMI, I know... but it helps.