Things a decent woman shouldn't make her man do...

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  • Effpcos
    Effpcos Posts: 350 Member
    Everything?
    Come home from a blummin' hard day at work, cook dinner, clean the house and put the kids to bed , cos your 'too tired' and stay in bed for an extra hour every morning, when making you get up and do everything, make you pay for every single bill, mortgage, her car, fuel, phone, groceries, organise everything and have to give up all your hobbies and pastimes so she can continue to follow hers....

    shall I go on?

    Your chick sucks.

    or not, amirite? wait...maybe that's why...

    You are right. She prolly doesn't... I feel so sorry for this guy. She is suppose to be the other half, not a parasite.

    Yeah I've seen this situation a few times, sad to say but it's never lasted, always ended messy, he gets lumped paying child support and having to jump through hoops to see his kids and she sits on her *kitten* forever happily blaming him for how crap her life has turned out. Sorry.
  • SWilkins75
    SWilkins75 Posts: 277 Member
    Everything?
    Come home from a blummin' hard day at work, cook dinner, clean the house and put the kids to bed , cos your 'too tired' and stay in bed for an extra hour every morning, when making you get up and do everything, make you pay for every single bill, mortgage, her car, fuel, phone, groceries, organise everything and have to give up all your hobbies and pastimes so she can continue to follow hers....

    shall I go on?
    Sounds more like what I do for my husband. lol jp...
  • 1Kristine1
    1Kristine1 Posts: 697 Member
    I buy my wifes pads and don't even hesitate....it's not like the checker thinks its for me....plus if it's a cute checker, I like to see them blush when I ask "does these have wings or not?"

    :flowerforyou:
    HAHA
  • SWilkins75
    SWilkins75 Posts: 277 Member
    a decent woman wouldn't make her man do anything ...
    a decent man would do anything anyway ...
    Riigggghhhhtttt.....
  • MyM0wM0w
    MyM0wM0w Posts: 2,008 Member
    Get rid of his dog.

    Wow.....get rid of her and keep the dog.
  • PlunderBunneh
    PlunderBunneh Posts: 1,705 Member
    Push the buggy once you've put your purse in it...

    Wow both these threads have made me feel super spoiled.

    My guy not only waited outside of a store for two hours to get me my perfect purple purse, but if he notices it being burdensome to me while in the store, he will tell me to add it to the cart he is pushing so I don't have to carry it anymore (sometimes he asks me to hold his phone, keys, and such in my purse for him as well).

    After he's insisted on opening the car door for me and giving me a smooch before he starts the vehicle.

    May I never complain again. :smooched:

    he just want's to get laid, don't feel too special...

    We've lived together for two years - it's by his own volition, I swear. :wink:

    Sometimes, guys like that come along. I'm 7 years in with mine, and he still holds the door for me. It's all give and take and give some more.
  • tgh1914
    tgh1914 Posts: 1,036 Member
    My husband buys my pads for me every month...LOL!! He said "Why should I be embarrassed, anybody with sense knows that they aren't for me!" He's so funny, I love him!!

    plus people at the checkout have a lil sympathy for ya when you SIGH and say "it's going to be a loooonnnggg week" :laugh:
    I've just learned that when it's time to buy pads, I'm also supposed to buy chocolate and gummy bears. They should just come pre-bundled.
  • Nessiechickie
    Nessiechickie Posts: 1,392 Member
    I have never made my b/f buy my TOM stuff by himself, I have bought it with him and he insisted on carrying the basket.
    I have never told my b/f to stop playing so many video games... because I'm a video game freak.
    Have never asked him to get rid of anything unless it was the bag full of smelly garbage in his room.

    But to answer I'm gunna go with hold my purse. Lucky for my guy I don't bring my big purse most of the times and if i do bring it I hold it. Otherwise I just grab my wallet (that is brown and not all girlie) and carry that around or he will take it and shove it into his back pocket, but only did that a couple times and then he lost my wallet because it fell out so he isn't allowed to do that anymore.
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    I've just learned that when it's time to buy pads, I'm also supposed to buy chocolate and gummy bears. They should just come pre-bundled.

    This made me lol.... A missed marketing opportunity for a collaboration of Kotex and Hersheys. :laugh:
  • wewon
    wewon Posts: 838 Member
    A man should be willing to do anything for his woman.

    However.....

    A good woman doesn't test that just for the sake of testing it.


    Its like any other relationship with people that I care about. There are people in my life that I would always go to bat for, and since they care about me in return, they operate with good sense and not capriciously pushing the envelop.
  • ...a decent woman won't cry to her man about how her wallet got stolen out of her purse because she put it in the cart... if its too heavy to carry, you have too much **** in it.
  • DominiqueSmall
    DominiqueSmall Posts: 495 Member
    RE: Unhooking bra and comment about some men consider it a skill ...

    Some women consider it foreplay!
  • RunnerInVT
    RunnerInVT Posts: 226 Member
    I don't make mine give up things that make him who he is. Mine is out hunting for the week. He takes time with the guys to go on motorcycle trips and to go to Canada snowmobiling. I have no problem staying home with the kids.
  • sullykat
    sullykat Posts: 461 Member
    my husband better damn well hold my purse for a few minutes if I ask him to when half the **** in it is his.

    ... seriously.

    But I honestly don't ask my husband to do too much he is uncomfortable doing because he is too much of a MAN!
  • bluefox9er
    bluefox9er Posts: 2,917 Member
    Be nice to her parents
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Shave his balls.
  • chrlslove7
    chrlslove7 Posts: 136 Member
    Shave his balls.

    Oh girl, things are so much easier and funner when they do that (not a fan of hair balls lol)....kudos to you for liking it au naturale ;).
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    Buy tampons or any other feminine hygiene products

    ^^
    Hold her purse or make his own sammich. I taught my one daughter how to make really good sammiches. "Honey, these are good girlfriend skills... and you can expect good boyfriend skills" hahaha.
  • deniseearheart
    deniseearheart Posts: 919 Member
    Wait on her while she's shopping for herself.

    It's fine if the guy's into it, but sheesh. I feel sorry for the poor, bored guys I see at department stores while their girl looks through everything.





    nahhhhh I think it is totally fair.. I go with my guy shopping everywhere and he goes with me..
  • Buy tampons or any other feminine hygiene products

    I've got no problem with that. Heck, at least it means there's a woman at my place.

    My boyfriend loves buying them because the cashiers always tell him what a sweetie he is for doing it.

    My husband is too much of a man to do this. (insert sarcasm) He doesn't even like to buy rubbers...and that means he's getting some! It's annoying...
  • Bolthouse26
    Bolthouse26 Posts: 70 Member
    Make them do dishes, My boyfriend hates to do dishes but sometimes just does it to make me happy =)
  • emmeylou
    emmeylou Posts: 175 Member
    HIlarious, I see a bunch of cynical people on here with really bad matches for mates. There isn't anything I wouldn't do for my wife. Ever. Period. Sad if you are with someone that you aren't willing to sacrifice looking like an idiot in front of other people who don't mean squat for, maybe keep looking...

    Do you have a brother???? LOL. That's awesome :) Your wife is a lucky lady; I hope she realizes it!
  • LisaLouisiana
    LisaLouisiana Posts: 145 Member
    Amen, girl. I've got a great marriage and we both totally spoil the other one rotten! My man has been sick so on the last day of dove season I even went shoot doves for him so he could eat them. lol
  • LisaLouisiana
    LisaLouisiana Posts: 145 Member
    A man should be more than willing to do anything and vise versa :)

    Amen, girl. I've got a great marriage and we both totally spoil the other one rotten! My man has been sick so on the last day of dove season I even went shoot doves for him so he could eat them. lol
  • JephaMooi
    JephaMooi Posts: 112 Member
    I work at CVS and oh man, the buying fem products thing just kills me. Super sweet of the guy and everything, but still, that's your business to purchase. I'd like to see that same lady purchasing his jock itch cream!
  • ihateroses
    ihateroses Posts: 893 Member
    make travel plans of any sort....


    although that's more of "things a decent woman shouldn't TRUST her man do" hahaha
  • I never realised a man buying pads and tampons for his partner was an issue until the day a cute girl saw me picking them off the shelf and said, 'Please tell me those are for your sister.' I told her they were for my (then) girlfriend and she gave me this slow up and down look and said, 'Damn, why are the good ones always taken?' and walked off. Weird.

    Also, not sure what the fuss is about with making sammiches. There are too many variables in the perfect sammich for my wife to be able to get it right, so why would she even try? Although I will make a sammich for her. Perhaps I just have unrecognised skills in sammiching...
  • phinners
    phinners Posts: 524 Member
    Hilarious stuff and bitter in equal parts

    Well sorry all, but my OH has bought tampons - twice now - once when I'd had stomach surgery and once when I had a miscarriage (it's a part of loking after each other surely?), changed ****ty nappies, makes me lunch and tea before I go to work, I come in from a night out with friends and he's there in the garden having set up and aligned my telescope for me. Actually the list would be sooo long - he does everything dfor me, and his kids, and we do it for each other. That's why we're a dream team.



    re: surgery - you know what, not only did he buy me tampons but as the surgery was on my stomach and I couldnt move for the pain - he even held a bed pan under so I could pee. But I couldnt, because it felt like I was peeing the bed!!

    That's a bloody good man I have. And even more, when we had our baby, I expressed milk for the night time feeds and Matthew took care of the baby every night, all night - I didnt have to wake at all for 6 weeks unless I wanted to. And he still went to work in the mornings at 5am before comings home at 10am.


    And this makes his less of a man? or me a less than decent woman? lmfao!
  • brevislux
    brevislux Posts: 1,093 Member
    Take him shopping with her.
    Yesterday I went shoe-shopping and my boyfriend actually suggested coming with me, sweetest thing. I guess he never went shopping with a woman.
  • load mags

    I totally load mags for my boyfriend! hehe :)
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