Favorite Mel Brooks Movie Line

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  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,611 Member
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    Mongo only pawn in game of life.
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
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    Oh, you are nuts. N-V-T-S, nuts!
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,052 Member
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    The people are revolting!
    You said it, they stink on ice!

    your nuts...n-V-t-s nuts!


    Give to Oedipus... Hey Josephus!
    Hey Muthafuka!
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
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    It's good to be the king!
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,289 Member
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    Shes gone from suck to blow ---Spaceballs

    Unlike other Robins I can speak with a British accent-- Men in Tights

    Send in the Nuns---- History of the world.. Man I love Mel Brooks
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    Candygram for Mongo!
  • RoseAmongThorns91
    RoseAmongThorns91 Posts: 215 Member
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    Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
    Lone Starr: What?
    Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
    Lone Starr: What's that make us?
    Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become

    or better yet

    Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
    Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
    Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
    Major *kitten*: I did sir. He's my cousin.
    Dark Helmet: Who is he?
    Colonel Sandurz: He's an *kitten* sir.
    Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
    Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. *kitten*, Major *kitten*!
    Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
    Colonel Sandurz: He's an *kitten* too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip *kitten*!
    Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
    [Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
    Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
    Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by *kitten*!
    [Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
    Dark Helmet: Keep firing, *kitten*!
  • katrwal
    katrwal Posts: 336 Member
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    Roll, Roll, Roll in the hay!

    Moses: “The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen...
    [drops one of the tablets]
    Moses: “Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!

    It's good to be the king.
  • Tracepa98
    Tracepa98 Posts: 219
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    Lone Starr: Who hasn't heard of Yogurt!
    Princess Vespa: Yogurt the Wise!
    Dot Matrix: Yogurt the All-Powerful!
    Barf: Yogurt the Magnificent!
    Yogurt: Please, please, don't make a fuss. I'm just plain Yogurt.



    Blinkin: Oh Master Robin!
    [hugging a replica statue of the Venus de Milo]
    Blinkin: You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.
    Robin Hood: Blinkin, I'm over here.

    Robin Hood: As my first order of business, I would like to appoint a new Sheriff... my friend Ahchoo.
    Crowd: A black sheriff?
    Blinkin: He's black?
    Ahchoo: And why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles.

    Sheriff of Rottingham: Don Giovanni, if I may say so, your lizard looks limp.
    Don Giovanni: [holding lizard] Yeah, well, when you get to be my age... Oh! My lizard! Oh yeah!

    Sheriff of Rottingham: I was angry at you before Locksley, but now I'm really pissed off!
    Ahchoo: Pissed off? If I was that close to a horse's wiener I'd be worrying about being pissed on!
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
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    We are so poor, we do not even have a language! Just this stupid accent!

    She's right, she's right! We all talk like Maurice Chevalier!

    Au-haw-haw.

    Au-haw-haw.
  • hausofnichele
    hausofnichele Posts: 531 Member
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    What knockers.

    Oh, thank you doctor.

    ^^^ ♥
  • Tracepa98
    Tracepa98 Posts: 219
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    Marcus Vindictus: Oh Nympho, I would do anything to gain your favor. How can I catch you? How can ensnare you? What bait must I use to catch your love? I am your servant!
    Empress Nympho: Ah, but the servant waits, while the *master* baits!




    Comicus: Have you heard of this new sect, the Christians? They are a laugh riot! First of all, they are so poor...
    Swiftus: How poor are they?
    Comicus: Thank you! They are so poor... that they only have *one* God!
    [drumbeat, everyone laughs]
    Comicus: But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly.
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
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    Did you say Abe Lincoln? No I didn't say Abe Lincoln, I said Hey Blinkin!
  • Erienneb
    Erienneb Posts: 592 Member
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    Don;t get saucy with me bearnaise!


    Seriously. Love it.
  • hausofnichele
    hausofnichele Posts: 531 Member
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    [Combing the desert] "WE AIN'T FOUND S#*T!!"
  • mamamc03
    mamamc03 Posts: 1,067 Member
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    Lyle: [after the farting] How 'bout some more beans, Mr. Taggart?
    Taggart: [fans his hat in the air] I'd say you've had enough!
  • Captain_RG
    Captain_RG Posts: 96 Member
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    I can see your schwartz is as big as mine!
  • mamamc03
    mamamc03 Posts: 1,067 Member
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    Did you say Abe Lincoln? No I didn't say Abe Lincoln, I said Hey Blinkin!

    I <3 Blinkin!!!
  • Enonoid
    Enonoid Posts: 136 Member
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    Anything from Spaceballs....

    I'm surrounded by @$$holes!



    YOGURT! I HATE YOGURT!
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
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    Could you *please* step on the same foot at the same time! My tits are falling off!

    Virgins, put on your "no entry" signs! We are about to confront... guys!

    And of course, with the birth of the artist came the inevitable afterbirth... the critic.

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