Favorite Mel Brooks Movie Line

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  • lyndyb88
    lyndyb88 Posts: 123 Member
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    Anything from Spaceballs....

    This...and Robin Hood: Men in Tights :D
  • bloomeenie
    bloomeenie Posts: 4
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    FRAU BLUCHER!!!
  • bloomeenie
    bloomeenie Posts: 4
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    Werewolf!
    There wolf.
    What ?
    There wolf.
    Why are you talking that way?
    I thought you wanted to.
  • bloomeenie
    bloomeenie Posts: 4
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    Tell him i said....."OWWW !"
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
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    Line? There are way too many... It's more like movies, because I can quote all of Men in Tights and Spaceballs...

    "And for my next impression, Jessie Owens!" (btw I know this is from Blazing Saddles, but it was the first one to come to mind after seeing the OP)
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
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    Yes, citizens, plumbing! It's the latest invention to hit Rome! It moves water from one place to another! It's astounding, it's amazing! Get on the bandwagon! Pipe the **** right out of your house!
  • stetienne
    stetienne Posts: 560 Member
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    Hey Torquemada
    What do you say?

    I just got back from the auto-da-fé.
    Auto-da-fé? What's the auto-da-fé?
    It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway.
    :wink:
  • il_duce
    il_duce Posts: 23
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    Blazing saddles has too many to list... Life stinks has a few good ones too.
  • pauliethesaint
    pauliethesaint Posts: 12
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    History of the world: "you look like the piss boy!"
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
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    All fellow members of the Roman senate hear me. Shall we continue to build palace after palace for the rich? Or shall we aspire to a more noble purpose and build decent housing for the poor? How does the senate vote?

    F*** THE POOR!
  • reddi2roll
    reddi2roll Posts: 356 Member
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    Why didn't anybody ever tell me my *kitten* was so big? Spaceballs.
  • Espressocycle
    Espressocycle Posts: 2,245 Member
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    Walk this way. No.... walk *this* way.
  • mdcjmom
    mdcjmom Posts: 597 Member
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    Hello My name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father prepare to die.

    Princess Bride! I look thru all the responses so far and no one mentioned princess bride? Wth?
  • meeka472
    meeka472 Posts: 283 Member
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    Blazing Saddles: "Excuse me while I whip this out."
  • BradHallFitness
    BradHallFitness Posts: 152 Member
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    Colonel Sandurz: Prepare ship for light speed.
    Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.
    Colonel Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?
    Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed.

    Barf: [Spaceball 1 roars by them, in a plaid colouration of speed] Aah!
    Barf: What the hell was that?
    Lonestar: Spaceball 1.
    Barf: They've gone to plaid!


    Now I'm gonna have to go watch Spaceballs.
  • HealthyBodySickMind
    HealthyBodySickMind Posts: 1,207 Member
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    "Sorry but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll. If we don't get no tolls then we don't get no rolls.. I made that up myself." _ Robin Hood

    This one gets quoted a lot in my family. I really don't know why.
  • PokerChris
    PokerChris Posts: 120 Member
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    From "High Anxiety"

    Victoria Brisbane: How did you, ummmm... get my room number? I am not going to listen to any more of this, I mean, I've haaaad just about enough! ...What are you wearing? Jeans? You're wearing jeans? I bet they're tight.
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
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    Sed-a...

    Sed-a...

    Dirty word! He said a dirty word!
  • LavaDoll
    LavaDoll Posts: 595 Member
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    it's good to be The King.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
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    "Sorry but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll. If we don't get no tolls then we don't get no rolls.. I made that up myself." _ Robin Hood

    This one gets quoted a lot in my family. I really don't know why.

    I used to quote this one a lot too... it was just fun to say... I used to have it as signatures as well.

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