Rejected by my husband....

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  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
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    Um.. Everyone doesn't like BACON! It is not a crime.. lol at the sarcasm.

    Either you like bacon or your wrong!!!! :tongue:

    And if it makes you feel like puking, are you still wrong? I had a bad experience with bacon a few years ago that clearly traumatized me. :frown:

    Sure blame the bacon! Bacon offers its love to all.

    And after eating it, my stomach offers its contents to all, lol!
  • kissmevodka
    kissmevodka Posts: 29 Member
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    Did you serve it up like this?






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    Why is all of that undercooked? Lol

    Skinny people just aint hot enough?? ;) :P Just kidding.
  • HellsBells61
    HellsBells61 Posts: 64
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    Are you sure it was your husband and not some alien predator who's inhabited your husband's body but hadn't quite finished reading the manual? :huh:
  • AZDizzy
    AZDizzy Posts: 434 Member
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    Lol!

    If the alien thing turns out to be.wrong....have you considered an intervention?
  • diver71_au
    diver71_au Posts: 424 Member
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    MMMMmmmmmmm Baaaaaaacon



    And for the party pooper:

    Despite the historical problems of trichinae and its association with the pork industry, major changes have occurred in the last 50 years. Human cases of trichinellosis reported to the Centers for Disease Control declined from about 500/year in the 1940's to fewer than 50/year over the last decade. Further, many of these cases result from non-pork sources such as bear and other game meats. A major decline has also occurred in the prevalence of this parasite in pigs. While prevalence has declined considerably in U.S. pigs, the lowest prevalence rates in domestic pigs are found in countries where meat inspection programs have been in place for many years (including countries of the European Union, notably Denmark and the Netherlands); these countries consider themselves essentially free of trichinae.

    H. Ray Gamble
    USDA, Agricultural Research Service
    Parasite Biology and Epidemiology Laboratory
    Beltsville, Maryland 20705
  • Eddie274
    Eddie274 Posts: 156
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    OMG He turned down bacon?!!!!! I'd turn down the lottery before bacon sandwiches! Call the divorce lawyer now! (I'll have bacon!) lol
  • Eddie274
    Eddie274 Posts: 156
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    I know many people may get very annoyed because I am posting this,
    but I just wanted to make the suggestion to look up "Trichinae" or
    "trichinella spiralis"
    I used to love bacon, ham and cheese sandwiches, pepperoni...
    this changed my mind pretty quickly. I am not telling anyone
    to stop eating it, you have your own choice to make and it
    is your own business. But, I am
    glad I found out about it and just passing the into on in case
    anyone else wants to know. I have not eaten pork products
    in over seven years. I just can't.

    Well I could always die of a boring life and diet instead.
  • Illona88
    Illona88 Posts: 903 Member
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    Confession that will make everyone hate me: I don't like bacon.
  • daveinlancs
    daveinlancs Posts: 165 Member
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    It could be catching, I refused beer last night :noway:
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
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    It could be catching, I refused beer last night :noway:

    Holy cow. I could be the bane of most of your existences. I don't like bacon or beer. :noway:
  • weightloss12345678
    weightloss12345678 Posts: 377 Member
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    Bacon is wonderful, even if the prices bout to double
  • Helloitsdan
    Helloitsdan Posts: 5,564 Member
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    I'd get really pissed!

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    THEN......

    Curse his *kitten*!

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  • dawson55510
    dawson55510 Posts: 197 Member
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    Love bacon
  • missprincessgina
    missprincessgina Posts: 446 Member
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    Maybe he is just preparing his body for the impending Bacon Shortage..... BACONGEDDON!!!!!!!!


    Ha ha ha :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • klbaierwalter
    klbaierwalter Posts: 309 Member
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    Haha, thanks for this! Definitely made me smile..I don't blame you, I'm not sure I could live in a house with someone who rejects bacon...*shakes head*
  • Chrysopteron
    Chrysopteron Posts: 57 Member
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    I know many people may get very annoyed because I am posting this,
    but I just wanted to make the suggestion to look up "Trichinae" or
    "trichinella spiralis"
    I used to love bacon, ham and cheese sandwiches, pepperoni...
    this changed my mind pretty quickly. I am not telling anyone
    to stop eating it, you have your own choice to make and it
    is your own business. But, I am
    glad I found out about it and just passing the into on in case
    anyone else wants to know. I have not eaten pork products
    in over seven years. I just can't.



    Well, because I was curious I looked it up. Won't help me with my addiction to bacon, though, I'm afraid...
    What's your problem with it? It's a parasite, which basically we have loads of everywhere around us.
    These can cause a bit of fever, nausea and vomiting, are gone at the latest a year after infection and don't have other consequences - it may only get iffy for the old and infirm.

    Moreover that is one microorganism all meat meant for human consumption is tested for, no exceptions allowed. Since I try not to use meat NOT meant for human consumption, I don't really see what the fuss is supposed to be about.
    Oh, and the results of the tests:

    Between the years of 2000 and 2009 approximately 453 million pigs in Germany were tested for it and they found the parasite in four, in numbers: 4.

    ("Bei den zwischen 2000 und 2009 in Deutschland durchgeführten Trichinenuntersuchungen an etwa 453 Millionen Hausschweinen wurden lediglich bei 4 Exemplaren Trichinen gefunden")


    ???

    @ OP: Tell him not liking Bacon is a federal offence and besides, very unmanly! ; )
  • mrsfickle
    mrsfickle Posts: 34 Member
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    He is a smart man! Due to scarcity economists expect the price of bacon to increase as high as 10%! OUCH. My husband has never turned bacon down, looks like i may need to get a second job! LOL
  • sammniamii
    sammniamii Posts: 669 Member
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    I know many people may get very annoyed because I am posting this,
    but I just wanted to make the suggestion to look up "Trichinae" or
    "trichinella spiralis"
    I used to love bacon, ham and cheese sandwiches, pepperoni...
    this changed my mind pretty quickly. I am not telling anyone
    to stop eating it, you have your own choice to make and it
    is your own business. But, I am
    glad I found out about it and just passing the into on in case
    anyone else wants to know. I have not eaten pork products
    in over seven years. I just can't.

    And when it's cooked properly, this is not an issue.

    If you think about EVERYTHING you can get from eating ANYTHING - you would die of starvation really fast. Beef, chicken, any shellfish or fish, some veggies & fruit, grains, beans and even eggs.

    That kinda leaves dirt, rocks and not much eat. Just food (lol) for thought.

    So I'll eat my well cooked bacon - nom, nom!
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
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    Okay, so divorce, rage, or death...good choices. I'm glad I wasn't overeacting, thanks for the advice guys and gals!
  • pramirez72
    pramirez72 Posts: 3
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    SMH...What has this world come to?

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