Top 5 things you say/type at work

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  • secretlobster
    secretlobster Posts: 3,566 Member
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    1) Well, the internet doesn't seem to actually be broken. Can you just describe the problem you're seeing?
    2) No, I'm not "doing anything with the network" right now. Can you just describe the problem you're seeing?
    3) I understand you don't go to "bad websites" but I'm going to run a virus scan just as a matter of procedure.
    4) I'm sure your Mac at home is just wonderful, but it doesn't run the software you need here at the office. So you'll need a PC here.
    5) %$&%^*@$&%&%&$ing #$*&*$%&face
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
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    1. What is your backlog?
    2. How many inmates are being seen?
    3. What do you want me to do about it?
    4. I am not their supervisor
    5. Suck it up sunshine
  • Angie_1991
    Angie_1991 Posts: 447 Member
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    1. REALLY?
    2. Thank you!
    3. I am waiting on Dave......
    4. As soon as I hear from Dave...
    5. Waiting on administration........................
  • kaybeau
    kaybeau Posts: 198 Member
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    Wedding planner
    1.happy planning
    2. Do not make an enemy of your bridesmaids its not a good move
    3. yes all wedding photographers are like that
    4. Yes you will need to pay your bill
    5. Have you sorted out your problem with the venue yet

    Nurse practitioner
    1.I wont be long could you do an ecg and have an abg syringe set out
    2.When was the last time you even took his blood pressure
    3.Its going to be okay don't look so worried.
    4. If you dont attend your staff meetings how can you expect your boss to understand.
    5. Please give the medication that is prescribed
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    1. Thank you for calling *insert company name here*...this is Laura. How may I help you?
    2. Your order # is _________.
    3. I hate hyenas.
    4. For the love of God, make it stop
    5. *flipdesk*
  • Squiggs67
    Squiggs67 Posts: 178
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    1. Sit down
    2. Stop talking
    3. Where's your work?
    4. Did you hear what was just said?
    5. Is it 3:00 yet?
  • trudance4
    trudance4 Posts: 75
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    1. Hello Cancer Services
    2. Do you have your hospital no?
    3. You have a chart tracked to you, could you track it to CSER and send it to Trudy
    4. Yes I can cancel and rebook your appointment
    5. I am fed up with dumbasses that thing I have a crystal ball!!
  • dumbbanana
    dumbbanana Posts: 138
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    1. Good Afternoon!
    2. Oh yeah, it's still morning.
    3. Subject: It's raining again.
    4. Would (names) please report to my office. (over the intercom)
    5. I'm sorry I'm not allowed to give out personal information but I can take your name and number and they will get back to you at their earliest convenience.
  • zeebruhgirl
    zeebruhgirl Posts: 493 Member
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    "Where the hell is Jordan?"
    "Thank you have a good day?"
    "Is he an idiot?"
    "You're kidding right?"
    "Good morning."
  • brevislux
    brevislux Posts: 1,093 Member
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    Pretty much all by email...
    1. Please find the attached.
    2. Hello Prof. ____
    3. Our next meeting.
    4. My next task.
    3. Have a nice day.
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
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    1. Payroll has been completed. Your reports, checks, and direct dpeosit stubs have been uploaded to the portal for you to view and print.
    2. Did you upload the payroll change notice yet?
    3. COMPLETED! Attached are "left overs"
    4. I still can't find the $0.00 varriance. Yeah, I exported the transaction listing 3 times.
    5. Please log back in and hit the Complete Payroll button. I can not bring your payroll file back over to my computer until you hit this button.
  • michelleindeed
    michelleindeed Posts: 117 Member
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    1. Can I help who's next?
    2. Thanks for calling, how can I help you?
    3. No, you need the blue/yellow/green form...
    4. Do you have the receipt?
    5. We're currently not reviewing applications.
  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
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    my number 1 is "is it happy hour yet?"
  • Carlyannabelle
    Carlyannabelle Posts: 621 Member
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    1. How may I direct your call?
    2. Is it life/health or property/casualty insurance?
    3. Let me get you someone in licensing.
    4.Are you in the purchasing pool? Or tax credit program?
    5.A complaint for insurance or securities?
  • Ke11yJo
    Ke11yJo Posts: 141
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    1. Did you actually look for it?
    2. Please confirm ETA when you have a moment
    3. Is it hometime yet?
    4. The tentative consumption forecast is ...
    5. Thanks you make my job easier!
  • MacInCali
    MacInCali Posts: 1,043 Member
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    1. Youv'e got to be kidding me.
    2. Seriously, who DOES that?
    3. It's amazing what people will do for money.
    4. I friggin hate people.
    5. Why do I get all the psycho Plaintiffs?
  • jayaprathappsg
    jayaprathappsg Posts: 60 Member
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    I am in tech support so:

    1. Can you try now?
    2. Can you restart and give it a shot?
    3. What? It works! You must be doing something wrong.
    4. Yeah I know, we have a fix coming
    5. It is a great software except it does not work.
  • AmberJo1984
    AmberJo1984 Posts: 1,067 Member
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    Wedding planner
    1.happy planning
    2. Do not make an enemy of your bridesmaids its not a good move
    3. yes all wedding photographers are like that
    4. Yes you will need to pay your bill
    5. Have you sorted out your problem with the venue yet

    Nurse practitioner
    1.I wont be long could you do an ecg and have an abg syringe set out
    2.When was the last time you even took his blood pressure
    3.Its going to be okay don't look so worried.
    4. If you dont attend your staff meetings how can you expect your boss to understand.
    5. Please give the medication that is prescribed


    #3 under wedding planner -- I have photographed 2 weddings... but, never another one. Too much stress. The last one I had to deal with bridezilla and her mother. Complete horrors. I respect anyone who tries to plan or photograph a wedding.
  • artickb22
    artickb22 Posts: 411 Member
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    1. "coffee's made". (I'm the unit shift coffee queen)
    2. "you can't make this *kitten* up"
    3. "I'm gettin 10 & 2 drawn up now" (haldol and ativan)
    4. "no, you cannot go outside for a smoke, you are on a locked unit."
    5. "have a good night"
  • Strobins05
    Strobins05 Posts: 716
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    1. Please schedule the BOM for repackaging.
    2. Please pull from Active location and send to Packaging.
    3. Please see update for Rework Request Approvals
    4. Please advise of any questions/ concerns regarding approvals.
    5. Do we have an approved rework request for moving 40 brand to 80 brand? :flowerforyou:

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