5 things you wish you can say without getting fired.

Seriously? Your child is very overweight, they are clearly eating too much and not doing enough...JUST LIKE YOU...
Yeah - right....LIAR
oh for f*^@ sake, you stupid woman, control your vile brat before I have to hurt you
No you child does NOT have ADHD you are just a *kitten* parent
You named your child WHAT?? LMAO

1. Youre an old hag who thinks she is the effing ceo of the company and you know everything about everythigg. I could
Make up a topic about talking walls and youd you know something about that! Truth is, everyone hates you and when they see your name on todays schedule they all shudder.

2. so, youre supposed to be a customer service rep, right? Why is it you let everything bother you and when one thing stressed me out you felt the need to lecture me on chilling out? Oh, found it amuzing once I quit you suddenly remove me on fb and wont talk to me.


3. Youre a manager? You have your favorites...the new guy gets premoted after a month and you refuse to give him a override number to do anything and you gave me one and demoted me? Yeah we all know hes giving you good sex. Either way youre a *****in lil *****.

4. Tell all the customers with a bad attitude to go to hell.

5. Prissy lil college girl thinks shes too cool to talk to ppl or me....cuz she drives a pink cobalt. Newsflash....my gt mustang destorys cobalts reguardless if theyre a supercharhed ss! Then she finds out my hubby has an 06' gto and wants to be friends....get a ****ing l

We all float F bombs at work

Where do I begin?
1) You're a fat tub of lard.
2) You're a waste of space.
3) Does the company realize you've been stealing time for the past 2 years?
4) You're a legend in your own mind.
5) It must be awesome to be you. You know everyone (famous people included),have been everywhere, done everything, and seen everything, but your experience was 10 times better and you did it sooner. Bravo!

"Hey boss, can i get fired for what i THINK?"
"Well, no, you cant get fired for what you think"
"Well, i THINK you are an ***hole."

Wow. Y'all need to look for new employment.

Wow. Y'all need to look for new employment.

Why? Because you only got half the story from this thread you come to that conclusion.

We all dont get to grow up and be super stars - some of us are in less then our ideal career -for now- for better or worse- or for life.

There are a lot of things about my job that sucks (mostly the general public) but there are a lot of perks- such as flexible schedule- come in late -home by dinner. Oh I never work over time or weekends and basically dictate my schedule. Take vaca whenever I want. Work with some of my closest friends. As much as I hate this chain- it boasts some of THE best benefits in the industry. Im not curing cancer or dancing or studying marine life- but I am happy usually with my chosen path and Id bet most ppl in this thread as well. All? Maybe not- but dont judge based on our vents- rather myopic to be honest.

I worked for a while as a volunteer journalist, and while my colleagues were all awesome, some of the people I dealt with were... well... aggravating. Things I wish I could have said in that job without getting fired?

1. "Don't you dare complain to me that your piece isn't in! Our newspaper goes out on THURSDAY. You sent us the article on WEDNESDAY. At which time this week's issue had already flown away to a magical world of unicorns and sloppy sub-editors." - ARGH, THIS HAPPENED SO MANY TIMES. GET STUFF IN A WEEK IN ADVANCE AT LEAST, PEOPLE. GOD. -_-;;

2. "Why didn't we send anybody to cover your charity karaoke night that only raised £70? Because we're a team of four journalists and three photographers covering a WHOLE TOWN on a ridiculously strict deadline and NOBODY BLOODY CARES that a bunch of you stood on a stage and wailed like cats for money. What you did is nice, but makes for pretty naff reading."

3. "Sir/madam, I don't know what the hell you're on about; what you've phoned in isn't a story, you sound crazy and should probably take your meds, and stop talking because you've been rambling 45 minutes and I should have clocked off half an hour ago."

4. "No, you cretin, we didn't print that. Stop having a go at us. You should be ranting at our rival newspaper, who printed the insensitive and poorly worded dungpile that seems to have infuriated you."

5. "This is the fifth time you've phoned in today. NOBODY GIVES A DAMN ABOUT YOUR PIGEON RACING RESULTS."

Although the guy I mentioned in #5 did bring us chocolates every time we printed his stuff, which was kinda awesome of him C:

EDITED TO ADD: I absolutely ADORED this job and would totally go back in a heartbeat, in fact I want to work there as a paid employee one day, when I finally have a degree in English with Creative Writing and an NCTJ qualification.

wow, besides the thoughts on a scumbag of a boss who is clearly a womanizer, I verbalize those thoughts to my boss on a regular basis. We've known each other for 13 years, and every time I quit, he just keeps hiring me back. I guess telling him off works for me