Intermittent Farting.

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  • Lextmg86
    Lextmg86 Posts: 102 Member
    They key is to eat beans the night before and then just let it build up and blow the sheets off the next morning.
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Thank you for digging this up from the dead thread graves. :drinker:
  • MsP90X
    MsP90X Posts: 1,053 Member
    It is called Old People Walking! :angry:

    OMG this is so true!! I am LMAO reading this... awesome thread!
  • jg627
    jg627 Posts: 1,221 Member
    I just left one behind in the elevator at work. I feel sorry for the next person to get in there.
  • jenluvsushi
    jenluvsushi Posts: 933 Member
    I am afraid to start a farting program. Will it make my *kitten* bulky? What rep range should I be working in? 1-5 for pure sphincter strength or 6-12 for *kitten* hypertrophy? I just do not want to get bulky....toning is ok. I just don't want to look "manly".
  • jg627
    jg627 Posts: 1,221 Member
    I am afraid to start a farting program. Will it make my *kitten* bulky? What rep range should I be working in? 1-5 for pure sphincter strength or 6-12 for *kitten* hypertrophy? I just do not want to get bulky....toning is ok. I just don't want to look "manly".
    Just don't force it. Let it come naturally.
  • floridagirl7264
    floridagirl7264 Posts: 318 Member
    OK ... I have a question -- Which should I do first fart training or fartroebics? I'm leaning towards fartrobics because it's more air grulping which would emit machine gun farts as opposed fart training which would emit a long fart with each rep. Oh ... One more thing how many fart reps should I do?
  • jg627
    jg627 Posts: 1,221 Member
    OK ... I have a question -- Which should I do first fart training or fartroebics? I'm leaning towards fartrobics because it's more air grulping which would emit machine gun farts as opposed fart training which would emit a long fart with each rep. Oh ... One more thing how many fart reps should I do?
    I'm curious about that too. What effect does time under tension vs intensity have on sphincter hypertrophy?
  • belladonna786
    belladonna786 Posts: 1,165 Member
    HA!!! best thread EVER!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,620 Member
    way to bring back an awesome thread! question though...did you search "farting" to find it?
    Someone linked the thread in a different thread... Now I feel compelled to go search 'farting' for some reason...
  • jg627
    jg627 Posts: 1,221 Member
    way to bring back an awesome thread! question though...did you search "farting" to find it?
    Someone linked the thread in a different thread... Now I feel compelled to go search 'farting' for some reason...
    Was it the powerfarting vs buttbuilding debate?
  • floridagirl7264
    floridagirl7264 Posts: 318 Member
    Can I get some help? I don't know whether to use a medium strength fart exercise bra or a light strength? I also wanted to add that when you are out of farts, Fiber One bars are an excellent way of gassing up. :bigsmile:
  • TropicalFlowerz
    TropicalFlowerz Posts: 1,990 Member
    Never trust a Fart.
  • floridagirl7264
    floridagirl7264 Posts: 318 Member
    Farting for Dummies is an excellent source of information.
  • 2muchsauce
    2muchsauce Posts: 1,078 Member
    I work in healthcare and I'm around a lot of people in acute pain. There's a lot random farting with those people! Sometimes when they're embarrassed, which isn't very often due to the pain, I'll let one go too just to make them feel better:)
  • cmpollard01
    cmpollard01 Posts: 246 Member
    I don't know if I'll pee my pants or shart them first, but this is great! The peeps I work with wonder what in the world is making me snort so much!

    BEST. POST. EVER! It's LEGEND...j

    wait for it...

    DARY!
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    I work in healthcare and I'm around a lot of people in acute pain. There's a lot random farting with those people! Sometimes when they're embarrassed, which isn't very often due to the pain, I'll let one go too just to make them feel better:)

    How sweet!
  • MiSo_SeXy
    MiSo_SeXy Posts: 210 Member
    So during yoga... Alot of ppl tend to flagellate.. So would they
    Add in the extra calorie burn? How many cals burned with each
    Release?


    Bahahaha :laugh: :laugh: oh my god... I needed this lol
  • jg627
    jg627 Posts: 1,221 Member
    Can you build gas on a calorie deficit or does it require a surplus of calories? I've been in a calorie deficit for over a year and I feel like I've built at least 15 psi of gas. My farts have gotten a lot stronger.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,620 Member
    :explode: 15 PSI? :explode:
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Just passing the stench...
  • reddi2roll
    reddi2roll Posts: 356 Member
    I work in healthcare and I'm around a lot of people in acute pain. There's a lot random farting with those people! Sometimes when they're embarrassed, which isn't very often due to the pain, I'll let one go too just to make them feel better:)

    Nurse here. You got me LMAO on that one. OMG. Turn someone over, fart, turn them back, fart.....
  • iWaffle
    iWaffle Posts: 2,208 Member
    I did try IF for a few weeks. I was doing the 16/8 where I only had a 8 hour window for getting it all in. Occasionally I would let it slip a bit first thing in the morning but I tried to stay true to the plan. I'm not sure if it helped but it did make me feel really bloated during workouts. I kept the exact same calorie goal during IF so maybe that's not quite how it's done and I did have some coffee first thing in the morning. Not sure if that ruined my IF or not?
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,620 Member
    Time for a little training... Ahhh....

    frabz-I-dont-always-fart-in-public-But-when-I-do-I-lean-like-this-8f490f.jpg
  • BeckySue1977
    BeckySue1977 Posts: 91 Member
    way to bring back an awesome thread! question though...did you search "farting" to find it?
    Someone linked the thread in a different thread... Now I feel compelled to go search 'farting' for some reason...

    Just saw this linked in another thread today...
    My co-worker keeps giving me weird looks because I'm literally laughing out loud at this thread. This totally made my week!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,620 Member
    Just saw this linked in another thread today...
    My co-worker keeps giving me weird looks because I'm literally laughing out loud at this thread. This totally made my week!
    Like last night's beans, this thread reappears!!

    You know, I think I will re-read through it again but later this evening, after I get back from circuits class...
  • Alicia7519
    Alicia7519 Posts: 160 Member
    Best thread ever!!!!! Hilarious!!!!
  • halejr23
    halejr23 Posts: 294 Member
    How many extra calories do I burn if I fart while peeing in a urinal? There has to be some extra burned since I am standing causing extra effort to push the fart out, right?
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Boy, this thread stinks.
  • LitaRose77
    LitaRose77 Posts: 124 Member
    So, how many calories do I get for scaring the cat off the bed with a ripper?

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