I've lost a penis but gained so much more!
drusilla126
Posts: 478 Member
So I finally get around to looking up the equivalent of what I've lost and after today I've lost an elephant's penis and a rack of baby back ribs. What have you lost?
1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an car tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of rubbish you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony
1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an car tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of rubbish you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony
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the title sounds so wrong. congrats though.0
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Was expecting a post-op transgender picture.
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This post is amazing.
I had trouble putting my weight loss into perspective until I remembered the 50 lb bags of epsom salts we used to have at my old job. Occasionally I would have to pick up one of these bags to refill a bigger container and they were always so big and unwieldy. When I lost 50 lbs, I imagined not having to carry those salts around with me all day, everyday. Now it looks like I've lost the bag of salts plus an average 2-year-old.
Looking at it that way makes my accomplishment seem so much bigger.
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So interesting, thanks!0
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LOL!!!! so not what i thought this was going to be about. i'm between a bald eagle and a dozen of eggs. i guess the eagle has only laid 10 eggs?.!?!0
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Haha nice title!
I have lost the equivalent weight of a 2 year old! Awesome!0 -
I've lost the largest ball of tape and a tub of ice cream!!!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, ice cream......0 -
How can anyone read the topic of this post and not check to see what it's about...not what I thought it would be but loved it!0
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a mid sized microwave and a guinea pig0
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a Chihuahua c:0
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I lost a leg and a brain. So I'm a one-legged zombie.0
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this thread is worthless without pics0
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Lovely title to grab one's attention!
And I've lost the weight of pizza an average American eats in a year.0 -
I've lost an average 2 year old and 1 Guinea Pig :laugh: Great post :flowerforyou:0
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this thread is worthless without pics
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I love it.....I've lost the worlds largest ball of tape and a rack of baby back ribs :bigsmile:0
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I too have lost an elephant penis and a rack of ribs! Yay us!!!0
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Worlds largest ball of tape and a human head.0
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Hmmm I've lost a average size woman and a rack of ribs. I'd sure like those ribs back.0
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Holy crap...I've lost a small bale of hay and a dozen crispy creme donuts. :noway: :bigsmile:0
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Seriously cool thread . . . thanks!
BTY - I've lost a cinder block.0 -
According to OP's chart I have lost a pu$$y - er, an average housecat.0
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From my heaviest, I've lost an elephants heart and a human brain (not mine, I hope!). Since starting again, I've lost the average human baby. lol0
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A car tire which must have been around my waist and hips!0
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I've lost an elephant's penis and a Chihuahua ... a pretty painful sight if you put the Chihuahua in front of the elephant's penis ...0
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