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I've lost a penis but gained so much more!

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  • malcontent
    malcontent Posts: 13 Member
    I saved two guinnea pigs, yaaay! Aaaaand you should write comedy scripts! :D
  • I've lost a car tyre holy crap.
  • Pixi_Rex
    Pixi_Rex Posts: 1,676 Member
    10 dozen large eggs
  • I've lost n elephant's heart, but my goal is to lose a gold brick
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    I have lost an average 5'4 woman and a guinea pig
  • abbezen
    abbezen Posts: 405 Member
    A car tire and rack of baby back ribs! How cool is that?
  • MelisMusing
    MelisMusing Posts: 421 Member
    An average house cat!
  • BrieLP
    BrieLP Posts: 300 Member
    eww human's skin lol
  • ball858
    ball858 Posts: 395 Member
    an Irish setter eating a rack of ribs lol... thanks
  • grrlgeek
    grrlgeek Posts: 17 Member
    So far just a human head... but working my way up to an entire 2-year-old and a rack of pigsicles. GREAT title! :-)
  • XXXMinnieXXX
    XXXMinnieXXX Posts: 3,459 Member
    A gold brick... Not too far off a newborn calf! Madness! X
  • Haha I've lost a rack of baby back ribs but damn it's a long way to an Irish Setter...I know I can do it! This was so funny, thanks for posting!
  • HurricaneElaine
    HurricaneElaine Posts: 984 Member
    I've lost a three-gallon tub of super premium ice cream!

    I'm aiming to lose a baby giraffe and a chihuahua! :laugh:
  • BeckySue1977
    BeckySue1977 Posts: 91 Member
    Nice! I've lost chemical additives and a human head! in the next day or two I expect to change this to say I've lost a car tire! Woo hoo!
  • KLo924
    KLo924 Posts: 379 Member
    Love this! I've lost eight Chihuahuas, or a couple tires, or five human heads lol
  • Crying_In_Color
    Crying_In_Color Posts: 246 Member
    I lost a new born cafe and an average sized newborn baby.
  • XXXMinnieXXX
    XXXMinnieXXX Posts: 3,459 Member
    3 x average 2 year old kids and a rack of ribs! Madness! X
  • lewcompton
    lewcompton Posts: 881 Member
    Was expecting a post-op transgender picture.

    Very nice loss though!
    Was thinking an ex husband or boyfriend...
  • JohnnyBLean
    JohnnyBLean Posts: 67 Member
    I need to lose a car tire. Thanks for the perspective.
  • lewcompton
    lewcompton Posts: 881 Member
    A large sack of cement... pretty cool... a super model left to lose... not a problem...
    "Super models, there's nothing super about them... stick figures with poofy lips..."
  • kathyms13
    kathyms13 Posts: 497 Member
    a 2 month old horse and a guinea pig. lost the penis years ago.
  • CINDYRN33
    CINDYRN33 Posts: 148 Member
    Thought for sure you were gonna say u got rid of terrible boyfriend but gained insight with your weightloss journey. Ha made me laugh thanks.
  • I've lost a two year old and a rack of ribs!
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    I've only lost the average two-year old child (which people would frown upon, were I to discuss this in the general public) but I think it's awesome that someone on my list is four pounds shy of losing a Welsh Pony.
  • Zylahe
    Zylahe Posts: 772 Member
    Woot,
    Just did the calculation and i have lost a 2 year old child. :love:

    And i feel about 2 years younger. :love:
  • ChrystalDutton
    ChrystalDutton Posts: 84 Member
    almost an elephant’s heart
  • amnsetie
    amnsetie Posts: 666 Member
    Lost a 2 year old child.
    short goal is the cheese thingy, hard to visualise
    20 dozen eggs is easier.
    longer goal is the Irish setter.
  • junodog1
    junodog1 Posts: 4,792 Member
    I've lost a pair of bald eagles. Hopefully they are mated for life and will do fine without me because they cannot return here!
  • Cindym82
    Cindym82 Posts: 1,245 Member
    a bald eagle and a guinea pig
  • lots2live4
    lots2live4 Posts: 107 Member
    LOL, love this thread! I've lost a 2 year old and a rack of baby back ribs!
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