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I've lost a penis but gained so much more!

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  • EatClenTrenHard
    EatClenTrenHard Posts: 339 Member
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  • stines72
    stines72 Posts: 853 Member
    23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
    actually i've only lost 22 lb and didnt see that on the list
    so technically ive lost a car tire and a rack of ribs
  • RichNice
    RichNice Posts: 66 Member
    I've lost the complete Oxford English dictionary.
  • Verity1111
    Verity1111 Posts: 3,309 Member
    I lost a sperm whale’s brain and the average human brain, so it is a good thing I have brains to spare! lol
  • iwish123
    iwish123 Posts: 56 Member
    bump :)
  • reneecgc
    reneecgc Posts: 179 Member
    I guess I lost a penis too....
  • missytrishy
    missytrishy Posts: 203 Member
    I've lost a bald eagle and a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts !
  • yarwy
    yarwy Posts: 43
    Bump:flowerforyou:
  • AliciaStinger
    AliciaStinger Posts: 402 Member
    I lost a leg and a brain. So I'm a one-legged zombie.

    LOL!! I just wrote to my parents with a link to this thread, but I didn't explain what was on here. I told them that I've lost a two year old, and I'd like to lose a leg or an elephant's heart. Actually, I gained some, so probably a bale of hay, but that doesn't sound as funny.

    Congrats to everyone on your losses!
  • Verity1111
    Verity1111 Posts: 3,309 Member
    P.S. I eat a lot more than 23lbs of pizza per year lol just one frozen one is like a lb? I'd say I eat about 50lbs per year.
  • meg1hirschi
    meg1hirschi Posts: 39
    bump for future reference lol
  • ClementineGeorg
    ClementineGeorg Posts: 505 Member
    11 pounds = an average housecat

    But my cat is smaller... :lol:
  • YoshiZelda
    YoshiZelda Posts: 340 Member
    I've lost a elephants heart and a chihuahua. Sweeeet :D !
  • joycehostetler
    joycehostetler Posts: 44
    :noway: I have lost a small bale of hay and a rack of baby back ribs. :noway:
  • drusilla126
    drusilla126 Posts: 478 Member
    Got it from another thread I read months ago when all I had lost was the first item. Meant to come back and revisit it for a while and it happened to be the day I found out I lost the elephant's tallywhacker lol
  • ladymiseryali
    ladymiseryali Posts: 2,555 Member
    I lost a human brain.....not my own of course!
  • MyM0wM0w
    MyM0wM0w Posts: 2,008 Member
    A baby horse and a human head....

    SWEET!
  • kenazfehu
    kenazfehu Posts: 1,188 Member
    I thought this was going to be ........ disturbing.
  • mercymarque
    mercymarque Posts: 450
    This is great... Nice job losing 60 pounds, keep it up.

    Thu 10/25/12 02:25 PMSo I finally get around to looking up the equivalent of what I've lost and after today I've lost an elephant's penis and a rack of baby back ribs. What have you lost? Below is what I have lost, so far. Can't wait to lose another 10 or 20 pounds.

    1 pound = a Guinea Pig
    1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
    2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
    3 pounds = an average human brain
    4 pounds = an ostrich egg
    5 pounds = a Chihuahua
    6 pounds = a human’s skin
    7.5 pounds = an average newborn
    8 pounds = a human head
    10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
    11 pounds = an average housecat
    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
    15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
    16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
    20 pounds = an car tire
    23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
    25 pounds = an average 2 year old
  • shrinking_me
    shrinking_me Posts: 207 Member
    LMAO!!!

    I've lost an average 2 yr old and a guinea pig!!!!
  • crazyellybean
    crazyellybean Posts: 999 Member
    36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
  • baptiste565
    baptiste565 Posts: 590 Member
    thought this was a thread from lorena bobbits x husband. talking about since he no longer has sex he has time now to explore his soul.
  • crazybookworm
    crazybookworm Posts: 779 Member
    Great job!

    And I am between 120-130 which equals: Amount of 1 months worth of rubbish you throw away and a newborn Giraffe!
  • kf4vkp
    kf4vkp Posts: 164 Member
    A human head! I've lost my head!
  • treatingmybodyright
    treatingmybodyright Posts: 184 Member
    This is probably the best post I've ever read! You should seriously win a prize for your cleverness! You have made AMAZING progress. Awesome job!
  • KMissyD
    KMissyD Posts: 125 Member
    I was scared to open this up. But the nosey me did it any way. KML

    I've lost a car tire!!!

    Congrats everyone
  • angelamary61
    angelamary61 Posts: 97 Member
    I've lost a house cat and yet as I write this I can see him sitting on a deck chair on the deck........
    That puts it into perspective for me, well done me.
  • jennyrebekka
    jennyrebekka Posts: 626 Member
    Hmmm I've lost a average size woman and a rack of ribs. I'd sure like those ribs back.

    lmao
  • anarjackson
    anarjackson Posts: 79 Member
    I've lost 10 dozen large eggs. hahaha!
  • bet3120
    bet3120 Posts: 125
    i have a lost a Chichiguagua , poor thing.......
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