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What the EFF are the lyrics?!

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  • Posts: 143 Member
    My friend thought it was, Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you. lol
  • Posts: 1,137 Member

    oh my god... so true.

    I just lost it on this one! Oh my word..hilarious.
  • Posts: 472 Member


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU&list=FLgb0HpNzom4CR799Edeljyg&index=90&feature=plpp_video

    Yellow Ledbetter misheard lyrics video. :laugh: I saw this video a couple years ago and have been hearing it that way ever since.


    AHHHH! Jinx! Haha.
  • Posts: 3,569 Member
    The new Linkin Park song... I haven't bothered to google what he really says, but it sure sounds like,

    "And these promises broken,
    deep beagle,...."

    And I'm like.... wtf, deep beagle.
  • Posts: 1,446 Member
    Creedence Clearwater Revival. Almost their entire catalogue, Fogerty can't enunciate anything. My favorite...

    "Theeeeeres a bathroom, on the right." (Bad Moon Rising)
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    And I thought I was the only one!
  • Posts: 1,280 Member
    Slowly the cross eyed bear.
  • Posts: 2,031 Member
    Grease "I've got shoes theyre made of plywood " lol
  • Now you're just somebody that I used to blow....

    Hahahahahaha :drinker:
  • Posts: 4,251 Member
    "And we go donkey kong"

    I was SURE this was some lyrics from the scorpions song "winds of change"
  • "Singing HEY-O it's Galileo!!!
    Gonna rock this club
    Gonna jump this joint
    Gonna light it up like it's dynamite."

    I seriously have the worst hearing ever. EVER.

    Galileo? Haha nerd. :glasses:
  • Posts: 606 Member
    I have a whole section on kissthisguy.com.

    This is the anthem, blow all your friends up! - Good Charlotte (real lyric: This is the anthem, throw all your hands up.)
  • Posts: 1,446 Member
    Not a song, but an old limerick --- "Jimmy crapped corn, and I don't care".

    Why should I care if Jimmy crapped corn. Maybe he shouldn't eat corn.

    LMAO!!!!
  • Posts: 472 Member
    YOOOOOOhoooooh... yo' steps is on fire.
  • Posts: 603 Member
    Not a song, but an old limerick --- "Jimmy crapped corn, and I don't care".

    Why should I care if Jimmy crapped corn. Maybe he shouldn't eat corn.

    ROFLMAO! :laugh:
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU&list=FLgb0HpNzom4CR799Edeljyg&index=90&feature=plpp_video

    Yellow Ledbetter misheard lyrics video. :laugh: I saw this video a couple years ago and have been hearing it that way ever since.

    Bwahahaha. Potato wave.
  • Posts: 289 Member
    "Oh Oh shush, keep it down down, your so scary"

    till tuesday, voices carry
  • Posts: 1,058 Member
    The Knack's "My Sharona"
    ...I always thought he was yelling "m-m-m-myyyy sc-a-rotum!"

    When I was 5 I thought they were singing "Don't go, Jason Waterfalls!" in TLC's Waterfalls.

    Also, that "Like a G6" song, I thought they were singing "now I'm feeling so fly like a cheese stick"

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  • Posts: 325 Member
    Berlin's Metro. Thought it was, "I was on a Paris train, I emerged in London rain, and you were waiting there, swimming in a pile of cheese." It took my college roomate saying, "WTF did you just say?", before I got that straightened out. Terrible.
  • Posts: 552 Member

    oh my god... so true.

    I litterally just now found out that this is not the lyric. I've been picturing a cross-eyed teddy bear he won for her at a carnival for half my life.
  • Posts: 325 Member
    For anyone who has spent a significant amount of time watching Indian MTV this will be amusing...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N2viKl3tdU
  • Posts: 96 Member
    When I was young and Kenny Rogers sang Lucille, he said "Four hungry children and the crops in the field" and I always pictured four hundred kids standing in a corn field...but in my defense, i was six!!! lol

    OMG. I did too. Only I thought it was 400 children and NO crops in the field. I always felt bad for those hungry kids.
  • Posts: 603 Member
    Not a lyric, when I was 8-ish I asked my mom why Pepsi/coke made me burp...she said "because it has burpatation" or at least that's what I *thought* she said...still makes me smile when I think of it...what she actually said was "because it has carbonation" :happy:
  • Posts: 2,917 Member
    Billy Ocean's " going gets tough" sounds like " go and get stuffed".

    do I win?
  • Posts: 18 Member
    Greased Lightening. I always said, "and chicks agree" when it's really "and chicks will cream". Thanks, mom.

    Ha!
  • Posts: 18 Member
    blinded by the light.....wrapped up like a douche.........lolol

    Exactly! What are the words that go there anyway?! LOL
  • Posts: 470 Member
    My husband is horrible with song lyrics.......one night he was singing grease lightening his version went like this " I got juice its multiplying" I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants!
  • Posts: 434 Member

    Exactly! What are the words that go there anyway?! LOL

    Hi. I'll offer you $500 for your cat, plus handling.
  • Posts: 350 Member
    "Loser"
    It's all right, go get the door
    real words: Soy un perdedor
  • Posts: 700 Member

    Exactly! What are the words that go there anyway?! LOL
    revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

    and what that actually means? Bruce only knows....
  • Posts: 700 Member
    Icarly show theme song on Nickolodean, my 10 year old sings "Wake up the livers and vibrations..." and doesnt' believe it really says "wake up the members of my nation."
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