The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 915 Member
    I'm still unsure as to why there was a biscuit and some coffee beans in it though, as head mistress at the Sauce Pot I think I need an explanation.
    Well obviously the coffee is to keep you alert - you wouldn't want to fall asleep and have someone get away with the baps you wanted. And the biscuit is for desert after the sausage and baps :)
    I honestly don't think narcolepsy is going to be a problem ;)
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 915 Member
    When we have the KOD Christmas Party can I please ask that if any of the ahm.. ladies decide to make use of the photocopier to create a memento of the evening that you please clean the glass plate afterwards. Thank you.
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 915 Member
    .....and,er... send me a copy :bigsmile:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I love this little fantasy world you live in, Tinz.
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 915 Member
    I love this little fantasy world you live in, Tinz.
    You mean this isn't real? gosh bang it, there I go with my imaginary friends again.
    Well, if you're all fictitious elements of my subconscious I would love to know what you all represent!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Are you telling me I'm not real. OMG!!!!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Sausage? What sausage? Who are you?
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 915 Member
    If this is my fantasy world, how come it's always cold and dark when I go running?? I need to pay more attention to the finer details in my fantasy's me thinks.

    And Burn, don't make me post the photo again...
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    In my fantasy world I have a driver called Vince. No need to run anywhere!
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 915 Member
    In my fantasy world I have a driver called Vince. No need to run anywhere!
    Who's Vince? and anyway, this is my fantasy world and as you're in it you're obviously part of my fantasy...

    ..it's time to get worried now Bern, just recently my fantasies have taken a completely different turn!!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Vince is my fantasy world driver. Keep up!

    Haven't I been part of your fantasy since we "met"? With my juicy grapefruit and all?
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092 Member
    Oh and hoorah to us for rolling the thread again. Dear Leader wll be pleased.

    I am! :drinker: Well done all!!!

    I'll just catch up and I'll be with you lol
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 915 Member
    Morning KOD's - Bex, you're looking quite deflated in that photo.
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    Howdy y'all.
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092 Member
    I know, and it didn't even fit cos I'm too tall for it :(

    Has everyone had a good weekend?
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 915 Member
    Couldn't you cut the feet out of it?
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092 Member
    No it's the body that's too short, there are no feet in it anyway
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092 Member
    Going to change pic now anyway lol
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    OMG you have a face again! Needs more sauce.
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Morning - don't you just love November mornings............................NOT!
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    It's nicer than the October mornings were. At least it's mostly dry.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    It's very wet where I am.

    Morning all!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    It's very wet where I am.

    Morning all!

    On my way...sausage is always better wet...
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Oh...and top of the morning all!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    morning everyone!
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 915 Member
    It's very wet where I am.

    Morning all!
    Burn, it's because it's my fantasy that it's wet where you are.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    It's very wet where I am.

    Morning all!
    Burn, it's because it's my fantasy that it's wet where you are.

    Should I send my fantasy driver to come and collect you?
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092 Member
    great way to start the week Bern LOL
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092 Member
    OMG you have a face again! Needs more sauce.

    Indeed, bring on the sauce...
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 915 Member
    Should I send my fantasy driver to come and collect you?
    Why, what are you intending to do with me... is this something to do with you juicy grapefruit and a sausage?
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