Answer me this tough question....

Bucky83
Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
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I'm totally screwed.....for me it's an empty Diet Lemon Lime & Bitters 1.5L plastic bottle.
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  • sarah44254
    sarah44254 Posts: 3,078 Member
    the thing to my left is my beloved bf. :( I'm not gonna use a weapon. if he's a zombie I don't really want to try to fight him (plus he is way more buff than I am and all I have is a pencil, keyboard, and a few pages of homework!)
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
    A gun!
  • ekkand
    ekkand Posts: 592 Member
    A tv remote and a pillow. I'm screwed lol
  • _JR_
    _JR_ Posts: 830 Member
    LOL... it happens to be a Fijian War club. Not my preference, but it will crush some skulls.
  • AggieFan2011
    AggieFan2011 Posts: 551 Member
    Well it's my black sparkly clutch and a couple of picture frames. Those I will use as weapons, but I do NOT plan on getting zombie blood on my favorite black clutch purse. Lol
  • Hulk0511
    Hulk0511 Posts: 407 Member
    about 6 office chairs...ready to whoop some *kitten*
  • florymonde
    florymonde Posts: 261 Member
    My clothes for tomorrow. At least I'll look good!
  • gauchogirl
    gauchogirl Posts: 467 Member
    A stethoscope. Not really a weapon, but might come in handy.
  • ParaSempreAmor11
    ParaSempreAmor11 Posts: 105 Member
    A hard plastic cup with water in it mwuahahaha someones gunna get hit in the head real hard :bigsmile:
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    A wooden TV table. I suppose I can hit zombies with it.
  • velmaisvelma
    velmaisvelma Posts: 90 Member
    LOL, a box of black pepper. I guess I am screwed. At least they;ll have seasonings!
  • Hulk0511
    Hulk0511 Posts: 407 Member
    A hard plastic cup with water in it mwuahahaha someones gunna get hit in the head real hard :bigsmile:
    Lol
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    Well it's my black sparkly clutch and a couple of picture frames. Those I will use as weapons, but I do NOT plan on getting zombie blood on my favorite black clutch purse. Lol

    you can fling the picture frames like ninja stars. Instant zombie decapitation. :wink:
  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
    My ski poles...not bad I guess
  • tvanhooser
    tvanhooser Posts: 326 Member
    My husband's MP3 player-- hmmm, maybe it's like Mars Attacks and there is some god awful music that is fatal to the zombies and will save the day if I play it for them.... ha ha!
  • sarahsummers12
    sarahsummers12 Posts: 128 Member
    My printer... might be able to hit someone over the head with it?? lol
  • SenshiV
    SenshiV Posts: 131 Member
    Haha a sheet of paper with a quote for car parts, nice I won't have to spend that money anymore!!
  • claritarejoice
    claritarejoice Posts: 461 Member
    Some pillows. I think i'm in trouble . . .
  • Pebble321
    Pebble321 Posts: 6,423 Member
    Wireless keyboard - can I send them an email asking them not to attack?
  • ProjectTae
    ProjectTae Posts: 434 Member
    A small picture frame...
  • SafioraLinnea
    SafioraLinnea Posts: 628 Member
    There are two items in that direction, both less than adequate for fending off the zombie apocalypse.

    An empty plastic 1 litre liquid measuring cup with handle (ooo boy I'll bop them on the noggin, that will fix things *sarcasm*)
    or
    A kleenex box with about 15 tissues left in it. *roll eyes*
  • wobblychopz
    wobblychopz Posts: 13 Member
    a cold beer..... maybe get the Zombies drunk then I'm off the hook?!
  • chubbygirl253
    chubbygirl253 Posts: 1,309 Member
    wow I can throw water in someone's face. and then chuck the cup at them. what a weapon!
  • RunMyOregonBunsOff
    RunMyOregonBunsOff Posts: 862 Member
    A folding chair...hmmm I guess it could be worse.
  • amnsetie
    amnsetie Posts: 666 Member
    Health pack!!
    that's handy
  • bushidowoman
    bushidowoman Posts: 1,599 Member
    Hehehe, if I tilt my laptop slightly, that finger will be pointing to the corner where my bo sticks, bokken, and nunchaku are leaned.
  • conraj74
    conraj74 Posts: 182
    The maintenance guy. Well at least he should slow him down a little bit.
  • MDawg81
    MDawg81 Posts: 244 Member
    It's my 26 inch tv. More awkward than heavy, but I'll have a time just walking around hitting zombies with it.
  • Hope1861
    Hope1861 Posts: 13 Member
    A copy of Billy Collin's, BALLISTICS (poems)

    I could ask the zombies to confirm or deny the quote by Juan Ramon Jimenez prefaced in Collin's, THE FIRST NIGHT:

    The worst thing about death must be the first night.

    To which, the zombies would most probably reply, "You'll know soon enough..."

    Do zombies talk?
  • skylark916
    skylark916 Posts: 7
    My iPod usb cable... that might be useful for decapitation.

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