Answer me this tough question....

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  • Railr0aderTony
    Railr0aderTony Posts: 6,803 Member
    Ulysses by James Joyce. Curses, I'm stuck protecting myself with literature. >.<

    read it to them and they will go to sleep, old literature does that to me anyway.
  • anels449
    anels449 Posts: 3,187 Member
    Ulysses by James Joyce. Curses, I'm stuck protecting myself with literature. >.<

    read it to them and they will go to sleep, old literature does that to me anyway.

    Or give them nasty papercuts :D
  • emma2309
    emma2309 Posts: 203 Member
    A Post-It.....well I'm f**ked
  • HappilyLifts
    HappilyLifts Posts: 429 Member
    giant paper clip and empty breakfast bowl. I'm dead! Always said I wanted to go first, so as to be spared the trauma of running and hiding!
  • michelleindeed
    michelleindeed Posts: 117 Member
    A ten gallon aquarium. :/
  • emstethem
    emstethem Posts: 263 Member
    Oh...I'm screwed...the item to my left is a polka dot snuggie! hahahaha!
  • KatyE213
    KatyE213 Posts: 447 Member
    A cup of green tea and a Furby. Hmm, hoping furby has violent tendencies when provoked lol
  • sicoe17
    sicoe17 Posts: 120 Member
    A bottle of sriracha. Nice.
  • dionne_williams
    dionne_williams Posts: 15
    my huaband, the way he passes wind they won't come anywhere near :explode:
  • loliblullama
    loliblullama Posts: 140 Member
    a persimmon and the Matrix on DVD.

    I...

    nice knowing you all I suppose
  • BenChase
    BenChase Posts: 169
    yeah, this is bad, absolutely nothing to my left :laugh: so really, the only thing is the window itself, but if you go beyond that it's the driveway with a f-150 hahaha, i'll take it :happy:
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    Oh Great!! My damn Water Bottle. How the hell am I going to survive with just that. Well I guess it just hiding and hydrating for me.
  • Simone_King
    Simone_King Posts: 467 Member
    A 22 thank you.

    o_o;

    I might throw my printer at them. It doesn't work.
  • JessieGurlJb
    JessieGurlJb Posts: 441
    a computer tower.. im going to die but i will beat the **** out of a few on my way
  • longhaul64
    longhaul64 Posts: 124
    A clock radio! Maybe I can find a station that plays elevator music and make them sleepy. :happy:
  • HeatherMale0330
    HeatherMale0330 Posts: 21
    my bed is the weapon, unless you count me twisted around a little, than it's a couple of milk crates. Sounds pretty tough. :)
  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member
    A 6 foot ladder. Too unwieldy for bashing them on the head, but I guess I could push them away with it, and then use it to climb to higher ground. Are zombies good climbers?
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
    Mine is a pack of cigarettes and a lighter.....the lighter might be useful...
  • OooLaurenooO
    OooLaurenooO Posts: 227 Member
    VERY large calcumlator and a pint glass..could be worse!
  • LittleMiss_WillLoseIt
    LittleMiss_WillLoseIt Posts: 1,373 Member
    My ps3 remote.... hey it might work on killing zombies you never know!! Lol.
  • Scott_Chaput
    Scott_Chaput Posts: 114
    I three foot piece of steel rod :)

    I might have a fighting chance.
  • Allie_71
    Allie_71 Posts: 1,063 Member
    A sock. It's pink. I'm so gonna get eaten :/
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    Scored a pen! I bet I can do something with a pen.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    An envelope...I will paper cut their butts to death!!!
  • afoz1990
    afoz1990 Posts: 89 Member
    My Xbox controller.... lol that helps me kills zombies in Black Ops 2! not so sure about real ones lol
  • laserturkey
    laserturkey Posts: 1,680 Member
    A small tin pail full of pencils and pens. . . might be able to McGyver something or at least get stabby, I suppose.
  • darisey
    darisey Posts: 228 Member
    Lincoln logs...lol
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    TV remote control and 2 cushions, looks like I will have to rely on my Ninja skills.
  • MinnieInMaine
    MinnieInMaine Posts: 6,400 Member
    As I'm at work, there are several things at hand! I'm thinking bashing people in the head with my desk phone would be the best choice. May also tuck the staple remover in my pocket - those toothy things could do some damage! And maybe a couple pens to stab people with? Damnit, my scissors are on the right...
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    <===== My Operation Pen. Someone's gettin' it in the eyeball!

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