Answer me this tough question....
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It's a terrarium with my ball python. Hell yeah! if it was to the right we'd have a problem *stares at blank wall*0
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A sweater... Damn.0
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A fan... blow them away! lol0
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plastic knitting needles hmmmm....0
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my child's soft toy called "doopy" it's a pink and white bear type thing that has antennae (alien bear??) and it has a zip in the back so you can put another small toy inside it.
maybe it has some kind of magical powers to destroy zombies....?0 -
LOL! Kitchen table and chairs, a raincoat, and a gallon jug of vegetable oil.
pour vegetable oil on the ground.
zombies will slip and fall over
then you can attack them more easily with the chairs.
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Guess i am tossing my dog at them lol0
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My phone. It has a really bright flashlight. maybe I can blind them long enough to find an epic weapon and kick their *kitten*? I'd say my dogs but they are a tad soppy and would just lick them rather than bite them....:huh:0
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Maybe, but you die knowing you owned the most epic of epic lamps.0 -
.... a pillow.....0
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A modest-sized houseplant.0
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A wall........I'm done! Save yourselves !!!!!!0
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Well Im totally screwed then, I have my guitar capo to the left.... it could be a ninja star of sorts I guess...0
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A blanket, a glass of water, a ball of twine, tooth floss, a clipboard.0
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Subway coupons and a blood pressure cuff.
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A bottle of water... I hope they aren't like gremlins and multiply when they get wet...
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An almost-empty bottle of Powerade Zero fruit punch. And My 10 month old son. Baha! :laugh:0
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A calendar. Maybe I can inflict some serious paper cuts?0
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A toaster!!! (And one that only works when it feels like it to boot...)
I already see myself flying at them and forcing their dead hands down the holes and THEN holding the thingy down (the switch-type thing is wilful and mostly comes straight back up again, so if we want toast, we have to stand there and hold it down...)
Then I have two options:
1) Electricity doesn't go through zombies, since they're dead and all dried up and I can only pray that they don't like their hands toasted and shove off - one after the other in a nice, orderly fashion, mind you! - or
2) Electricity DOES work through them and I'll have found an easy way out of a slow/painful/disgusting or otherwise unpleasant death by frying us into a quick and largely painless chubby-girl-wrestling-zombie-stir-fry - GENIUS, INNIT?! ; )0 -
I guess I could also keep some tea ready and invite them for some nice hot toast - maybe they'll be so thrilled they keep me aliveas a sort of teahouse-keeper?!0
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There's a giant banana suit to my left....I guess I'll dress up as healthy food and hope they don't notice I'm meaty and delicious.0
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A file so......................................................................................................paper cuts!!!0
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sweet! I've got a 35lb printer. That'll crush some heads and work my arms!0
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My portable heater. lol0
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a stapler0
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Back pillow, lamp , and two plants. Um well make me comfy and beat them with the lamp and planters? Ah face it I am done with lol0
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My 32oz water bottle. I'm screwed.0
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external hard drive plus my coffee cup0
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the object to my left is a tool box, which is full. i think i might just make it0
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