3500 cals IS NOT 1 pound!

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  • marissa4354
    marissa4354 Posts: 140
    What did you eat? A pound of muscle weighs more than a pound of fat.

    A pound of muscle weighs one pound.
    A pound of fat weighs one pound.

    A pound of feathers weighs one pound.
    A pound of rocks weighs one pound.
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
    Some of you made my day --- an awful lot of you make me worry about the survival of the species. Maybe 12/21/12 is a good day to call it a game, after all...

    This.
  • meshashesha2012
    meshashesha2012 Posts: 8,329 Member
    it's 3500 calories in a pound of fat. OP is assuming that fat is the only thing your body can lose and the only thing that affects his body weight.

    that's cute
  • WillardsMommy1
    WillardsMommy1 Posts: 54
    The best part about this thread is the people jumping in that actually think OP is serious. They are the funniest without even trying. Goes to prove that it is funnier to laugh AT than laugh WITH. Teeheehee.
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    This is some serious *kitten*.

    What did you eat? I'm writing a book on bulking. Case study of success? I think so. Don't worry, I won't use your name, mostly because I have no desire to pay you.
  • meshashesha2012
    meshashesha2012 Posts: 8,329 Member
    The best part about this thread is the people jumping in that actually think OP is serious. They are the funniest without even trying. Goes to prove that it is funnier to laugh AT than laugh WITH. Teeheehee.

    oh crap that would be me.. normally i get that stuff too ..

    i think all that burger king i ate yesterday stifled my humor and caused me to gain 15 pounds :laugh:
  • dillydally123
    dillydally123 Posts: 139 Member
    just give it a minute and it will all go whoooooooosh anyway
  • astrampe
    astrampe Posts: 2,169 Member
    The best part about this thread is the people jumping in that actually think OP is serious. They are the funniest without even trying. Goes to prove that it is funnier to laugh AT than laugh WITH. Teeheehee.

    yep....there are people and then there are serious people....(on a very low sense of humour diet.....):bigsmile:
  • ElleBee615
    ElleBee615 Posts: 177
    This is some serious *kitten*.

    What did you eat? I'm writing a book on bulking. Case study of success? I think so. Don't worry, I won't use your name, mostly because I have no desire to pay you.

    LMAO Bean
  • Sweetpea472
    Sweetpea472 Posts: 229 Member
    WOW :noway:
  • wackyfunster
    wackyfunster Posts: 944 Member
    1g of muscle glycogen will cause 4g of water retention
    Thus, when coming from a state of relative glycogen depletion, 200g of carb intake will produce 1000g of water+glycogen weight increase, i.e. 2.2 lbs.
    This is why low-carb diets produce such dramatic initial weight losses... one can easily drop 10 pounds of water weight by depleting muscle glycogen, but the weight comes back as soon as carb intake resumes.
  • msshiraz
    msshiraz Posts: 327 Member
    But you got it all wrong sir.
    One does not simply gain 2.5fat right after a 1000calorie lunch.
    The extra weight is mostly because food before consumption weighs something as well, and you might have had water to drink as well and that weighs something too.

    Dont weigh yourself after eating, it is not usefull data in terms of how you are progressing :D

    "LIKE"

    Do yourself a favor- weigh yourself the same time each day- or each week, I choose mornings since my digestive is usually empty.
  • collingmommy
    collingmommy Posts: 456 Member
    Just curious why you didn't weigh halfway through your lunch... I mean if you really want to be obsessed with the scale, you need to go all the way or go home!!

    Heck fire, take it up a notch, eat standing on the scale!!
  • tnloser1970
    tnloser1970 Posts: 42
    Actually, if you weigh a pound of fat on a scale then a pound of muscle on a scale, it is still just one pound. A muscle is just more compressed taking up less room in the body.
  • wellbert
    wellbert Posts: 3,924 Member
    Actually, if you weigh a pound of fat on a scale then a pound of muscle on a scale, it is still just one pound. A muscle is just more compressed taking up less room in the body.

    a pound of steak sinks, but a pound of fat floats.

    muscle is heavier than water, which is heavier than fat, ergo, muscle is heavier than fat.
  • tobnrn
    tobnrn Posts: 477 Member
    I weighed myself before and after lunch, I gained 2.5lbs
    My lunch was only 1000 calories, I also had several glasses of ice cold water (0 cals)

    I guess the rule does not work with me, in my case 1000 calories is actually 2.5lbs

    I feel your pain.
  • MissShancey
    MissShancey Posts: 464
    You're doing it wrong. You need a BeachBody coach.

    this one made me lol HARD ..
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    3500 calories (or more precisely 3600 calories) is the energy yield of a pound of stored triglycerides. It has little to do with weight.

    I get that this is a marginally funny troll thread though. I just don't care....
  • sheleen302
    sheleen302 Posts: 266 Member
    Troll.
    ^^^YUP!
  • YoshiZelda
    YoshiZelda Posts: 340 Member
    Lul.
  • onyxgirl17
    onyxgirl17 Posts: 1,722 Member
    *facepalm*
  • onyxgirl17
    onyxgirl17 Posts: 1,722 Member
    Actually, if you weigh a pound of fat on a scale then a pound of muscle on a scale, it is still just one pound. A muscle is just more compressed taking up less room in the body.

    a pound of steak sinks, but a pound of fat floats.

    muscle is heavier than water, which is heavier than fat, ergo, muscle is heavier than fat.

    muscle is denser than fat. It has more mass for a given amount of space. Heavier is a subjective word.
  • kmbweber2014
    kmbweber2014 Posts: 680 Member
    What did you eat? A pound of muscle weighs more than a pound of fat.

    Um.... 1 pound is 1 pound. No matter what........
  • NocturnalGirl
    NocturnalGirl Posts: 1,762
    What did you eat? A pound of muscle weighs more than a pound of fat.

    LOL!!
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
    Actually, if you weigh a pound of fat on a scale then a pound of muscle on a scale, it is still just one pound. A muscle is just more compressed taking up less room in the body.

    a pound of steak sinks, but a pound of fat floats.

    muscle is heavier than water, which is heavier than fat, ergo, muscle is heavier than fat.

    So, steak weighs more than a duck, which makes steak......A WITCH!
  • SHBoss1673
    SHBoss1673 Posts: 7,161 Member
    What did you eat? A pound of muscle weighs more than a pound of fat.

    please tell me you were making a funny here. Because if you're serious, I'm sadder for the human race before I read this.
  • mgobluetx12
    mgobluetx12 Posts: 1,326 Member
    dude! you're fccking up, have you tried detox shakes? try juicing for a whole month, if these don't work then you can't go wrong with the HCG diet.

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    Yeah, we know.
  • nexangelus
    nexangelus Posts: 2,080 Member
    Can I eyeroll really hard?!

    Jeebus...*shakes head*
  • sirthickness
    sirthickness Posts: 133
    Well played sir, you got 8 pages of responses! haha:drinker:
  • zombilishious
    zombilishious Posts: 1,250 Member
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