Embarrassing Moments

so I was sitting in my philosophy class trying to crack my back in my chai, and this hot girl saw me. Really, really hot. I kind of had a thing for her for a couple of months, and we smiled at each other and stuff but she sat pretty far away so we didn't say much more than "hi". Anyways, she saw me doing that and offered to crack my back for me, and I thought it was kind of weird, but I accepted. So I stand up and she crosses my arms in front of me and stands right behind me and sort of picks me up onto her and bounces me (have you ever seen people crack backs this ways?) I have seen it, but it is weird to explain)

Anyways, it wasn't working, so she tried a huge bounch. Something popped really loudly, but then when she set me down I couldn't feel my legs. It was like they were totally asleep. So I collapsed in a heap on the gorund, my legs going off in weird directions. Then I heard a hella loud farting noise and proceeded to diarrhea in my pants, I was so embarrassed and I look up at her face and she was just disgusted and everybody was like, what the hell is going on. So I tried to get up and run away, but my legs didn't work. I couldn't move, and over the next thirty seconds or so my colon emptied really loudly. My teacher was hella mad and thought I was just being a freak crapping on the floor, but after a while they realized I wasn't kidding around and they called an ambulance

So I went to the hospital, and it turns out when she cracked my back somehow my spinal cord got pinched in between my vertebrae and they straightened it out with some emergency surgery and now I'm completely fine.

So.... I never went back to that school

source: random internet forum

At work one day I was in the bathroom, checked myself in the mirror and made sure my hair looked cute, etc. I was out of the bathroom and 2 of my coworkers are whispering and waving at me and I nod even though I don't understand them. Then they start pointing to my azz and I realized my dress is tucked into my nylons and I've just mooned half the office. So to avoid drawing attention to myself I shriek really loud 'Aghhh!'. And run away all awkward. Ya I'm not subtle.


Also, recently I was in the bathroom in the basement at work. I don't lock the door because no one really uses this particular bathroom, that is No one uses this bathroom except when I went in there. As I am sitting on the porcelain throne the owner's 80 year old father decided to give 3 people a tour of the building bc its a new place and he opens the door to the bathroom. Surprise! If there's a worse way to introduce yourself to 3 hot guys I can't think of one than sitting on the toilet.

My most embarassing moment ever was when I was about 16 and worked at Sportmart in the footwear department. A man approached me while I was stocking shoes and asked me were the supports were. Being the ultra friendly associate I was, I told him that I would show him. So he followed me. I was new on the job ( my first job too ) so I wanted to be extra helpful because I knew we had secret shoppers. So I'm making small talk with him. Do you know what size you wear? Ummm I am sure I can figure it out he mumbles. Oh allow me. I'm really good at it. Infact they pretty much send everyone to me and I measure them. You wouldn't believe how many don't know their size. Pretty soon I probably will be able to just eyeball it and know. Like a 6th sense or something. The man is BRIGHT red by now. I tell him not to be embarassed, it's not really a big deal. So we arrive where the ARCH supports are, for him to inform me that he was actually in search for a jock strap.

My most embarassing moment ever was when I was about 16 and worked at Sportmart in the footwear department. A man approached me while I was stocking shoes and asked me were the supports were. Being the ultra friendly associate I was, I told him that I would show him. So he followed me. I was new on the job ( my first job too ) so I wanted to be extra helpful because I knew we had secret shoppers. So I'm making small talk with him. Do you know what size you wear? Ummm I am sure I can figure it out he mumbles. Oh allow me. I'm really good at it. Infact they pretty much send everyone to me and I measure them. You wouldn't believe how many don't know their size. Pretty soon I probably will be able to just eyeball it and know. Like a 6th sense or something. The man is BRIGHT red by now. I tell him not to be embarassed, it's not really a big deal. So we arrive where the ARCH supports are, for him to inform me that he was actually in search for a jock strap.

BAHAHAHA. I am so glad I came back to read this thread now!

LOL:laugh: I think that's the winner of the thread.... LOL.

You know she didn't show me where the jock straps were though...

My most embarassing moment ever was when I was about 16 and worked at Sportmart in the footwear department. A man approached me while I was stocking shoes and asked me were the supports were. Being the ultra friendly associate I was, I told him that I would show him. So he followed me. I was new on the job ( my first job too ) so I wanted to be extra helpful because I knew we had secret shoppers. So I'm making small talk with him. Do you know what size you wear? Ummm I am sure I can figure it out he mumbles. Oh allow me. I'm really good at it. Infact they pretty much send everyone to me and I measure them. You wouldn't believe how many don't know their size. Pretty soon I probably will be able to just eyeball it and know. Like a 6th sense or something. The man is BRIGHT red by now. I tell him not to be embarassed, it's not really a big deal. So we arrive where the ARCH supports are, for him to inform me that he was actually in search for a jock strap.