worst pick up lines ever!

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  • charelg
    charelg Posts: 599 Member
    Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only 10 I see.
  • LittleBallofFurr
    LittleBallofFurr Posts: 242 Member
    "Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants." Worst. One. Ever. Except the "I'm Steve's friend" line lol
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    You must be tired, because you have been running around my mind all day!

    You must work at Subway 'cause you just gave me a footlong...

    I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.....


    is that a keg in your pants? Cause I REALLY wanna tap dat *kitten*

    and the all time low...wanna play midget boxing? You just get on your knees and give me a couple blows....

    And I am out...
  • LishaCole
    LishaCole Posts: 245
    A friend of mine gave me a sexy look and jokingly said "Do you want to extract some protein from my column?" last week. He is full of inappropriate lab jokes.
  • NyxariaMoon
    NyxariaMoon Posts: 121 Member
    If you were a booger, I'd so pick you first. :heart:

    LOL! I think this is my favorite one so far. :happy:
  • plynn54
    plynn54 Posts: 912 Member
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  • jayrock89
    jayrock89 Posts: 5
    Used this one jokingly on my girlfriend: "Damn girl, I didn't know you were a job creator." "Huh?" "Yeah, 'cause it is WORK to not stare at that *kitten*."
  • DebraYvonne
    DebraYvonne Posts: 632 Member
    ok I have the best one...my former brother-in-law (my ex's bro.) asked his current wife on their first date, "Did you used to be a man?" (She has big hands).


    I told him it would've been the last date for me but she stuck it out and they're still married (10 yrs)!
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    when I had lost a lot of weight and inches, I was a full time waitress/assistant manager at a Chinese restaurant and sushi bar. while in charge of the sushi side, one guy asked if i'd ever like to try naked sushi.

    Doesn't sushi have to be naked to eat it? :wink:
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
    if you were a potato you'd be a nice potato
  • Brianna72994
    Brianna72994 Posts: 887
    A couple weeks ago while I was voting, some guy (who was ALOT older than me) came up to me and said "I know this is cheesy but I only get to use this on election day.. I choose you!"


    Didnt work.
  • jellebeandesigns
    jellebeandesigns Posts: 347 Member
    Now yall be ready to just melt like puddy this one

    I may not be Fred flinstone but I can make your bedrock
  • MrFatLegs
    MrFatLegs Posts: 149 Member
    Now yall be ready to just melt like puddy this one

    I may not be Fred flinstone but I can make your bedrock

    yah that's a sweet one, i'll have to remember that.
    I like the classic "I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you"
  • snoopytwins
    snoopytwins Posts: 1,759 Member
    I helped my SIL with her yard sale a couple of weeks ago. These two older guys walked up, and we told them everything's for sale and if it doesn't have a price make an offer. One of the guys walked over to me, looked me up and down, and said I don't see a price on you...can I make an offer? I audibly groaned and walked away.
  • PefectlyUnperfect
    PefectlyUnperfect Posts: 1
    When I used to work at Burger King, a McDonald employee came to get some food and said to me " I work in McDonald, you work in Burger King, why don't we go to White Castle and make things Happen"

    lol so lame but funny that I still remember it years later.
  • ShinyDragonfly
    ShinyDragonfly Posts: 301 Member
    is it hot in here or is it just you?
    A kid I went to high school with would announce to the room at large that I'm solely responsible for global warming and bring the room temp up instantly
  • kmorg22
    kmorg22 Posts: 180
    "I need your insurance information, cause you just made my heart skip"
  • ShinyDragonfly
    ShinyDragonfly Posts: 301 Member
    "Did you buy those jeans on sale? At my house they'd be 100% off"
  • ShinyDragonfly
    ShinyDragonfly Posts: 301 Member
    I was being sexually harassed by a guy I used to work with at McDonald's. I was terrified of the guy to the point where, instead of being quite early to my shifts I started coming in late because I dreaded being there. If we were off at the same time I'd hide in the stock room so he couldn't follow me home.

    Anyways, I was taking an order for a customer and said "would you like that for here or to go?" as he walked behind me. He whispered in my ear "I'll have you to go" and practically started crying. He finally got fired shortly after that but still came in with his two kids.
  • allifantastical
    allifantastical Posts: 946 Member
    My favorite: "Did you sit in sugar? Because you have a sweet *kitten*!"
  • AuddAlise
    AuddAlise Posts: 723 Member
    Worst EVER was my 1st day of high school as an incoming (12 year old) freshman....

    "Want to go out for pizza and a F@#K? What you don't like pizza?"

    I have REALLY blue eyes and get stopped and commented on all the time.

    "God must have used the sky to make your eyes". :noway:
  • kmorg22
    kmorg22 Posts: 180
    I was being sexually harassed by a guy I used to work with at McDonald's. I was terrified of the guy to the point where, instead of being quite early to my shifts I started coming in late because I dreaded being there. If we were off at the same time I'd hide in the stock room so he couldn't follow me home.

    Anyways, I was taking an order for a customer and said "would you like that for here or to go?" as he walked behind me. He whispered in my ear "I'll have you to go" and practically started crying. He finally got fired shortly after that but still came in with his two kids.

    I feel you on that...... when I waitressed 3rd shift at Huddle house I got harrassed all the time. specifically by a truck driver who one day told me he would give me $300 dollars for my underwear. another time told me he would give me 100 dollars for the gum I was chewing...etc. everyday it was something different. it was some sick mess and sadly I always left with like 800-900 dollars worth of tips when he was there... haha I had my cousin go buy me a back of underwear the time he offered 300 dollars for mine and I gave him a pair from the 4.00 pack she bought. Between him and the drunks that came in .... I racked up! lol figured hustling them broke hurt more than kicking them out lol I was young.
  • kmorg22
    kmorg22 Posts: 180
    This little off topic but it kinda goes with it......

    an Ex once told me I wasnt allowed to make eye contact with anyone other than him because they were so seductive. most ridiculous mess I was ever told.
  • runner2runner
    runner2runner Posts: 1,937 Member
    I'm not a fan of pick up lines. Never was, never will be. I think pick up lines are just lame. Whatever happened to just telling a woman how you feel and just asking her out, plain and simple? The lamest thing about pick up lines is not the guys who use them. It's the fact that a lot of women actually fall for them. Now that's just lame, not to mention sad. I've never used a pick up line before and it's definitely not something I plan on doing anytime soon. But then again, that's probably why I never had a girlfriend in high school and through most of college. I had a couple of girlfriends in college and yep, you guessed it. I never used pick up lines on either of them.

    Anyway, having said that, one pick up line has always stuck in my mind since I first heard it. It goes like this, "Damn girl, your dad must be a terrorist, cause you're the bomb." Wonder how many women have fallen for that one.
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
    ~if you were a potato you'd be a nice potato



    no one's said this to me, but i'm waiting for my tasty, warm, buttery prince to come out of the microwave and into my heart :wink:


    edit: that's my favorite pickup btw!

    my least fav: hey baby wanna make me a sandwich?
  • boperoni10
    boperoni10 Posts: 3,034
    Im just looking for a tall blonde who can suck the balls off a trailer hitch.

    Yep....had it said to me.
  • LMT2012
    LMT2012 Posts: 697 Member
    Im just looking for a tall blonde who can suck the balls off a trailer hitch.

    Yep....had it said to me.

    Okay, so that is heinous. But I think i have you topped with "I'd eat a mile of your sh#t just to see where it came from"

    I almost barfed.
  • i_am_kate
    i_am_kate Posts: 60
    Worst one I've ever had used on me while waiting at a table for a few friends to come back from the bar:

    Guy: How about I take you home so you're not so lonely?

    Me: I'm here with some girlfriends.

    Guy: You can bring them too.
  • RunDoozer
    RunDoozer Posts: 1,699 Member
    "have you met Ted"?
  • itsasecret22
    itsasecret22 Posts: 121
    Haha I love this thread!

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