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      My sister in law is called Shadow
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      I worked with a Dr. Harry Ennis. It would have been even better if he was a proctologist but he was an OB/GYN.
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      The city of Fort Wayne, IN had a mayor once named Harry Baals (prounounced Bales...but everyone of course said Balls).
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      I hate names that the parents very likely just came up with "to be creative and unique". Examples of ones I've heard this year are Bayzie and Elektra (both girls). I also don't like all those new names that are just descriptor words like Hunter, Rider, Fisher, etc.
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      I worked with a Dr. Harry Ennis. It would have been even better if he was a proctologist but he was an OB/GYN.

      Close enough (pun intended) wouldn't you say?

      I've met a Link Pozo and a Dirk Grizzle
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      in high school, there are a few names I will never forget.

      Tropicana (Ta-piecey-a)
      Hauttinawltou (Hottie-aw-two)
      Shartwannia
      Charkimmatly (Share-kim-mat-lie)

      honest to goodness, I had to find my yearbook to spell these!

      oh! and a girl from college

      Stormy Waters
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      I taught in the South and now am back in the North...

      Sham'e (Sha-may, not Shame)
      La' Paris
      Proscha
      Sable
      Auqeis
      Richane (a combination of her dad and mom's names Richard and Jane, she was a fellow teacher, Re-Shane)


      But on a personal note I am J. Hancock (I sign EVERYTHING J Hancock)...so I love when the delivery guy says sign your John Hancock...hehehe!
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      My nephew is Lykin...as in werewolf, only they wanted to spell it differently so it WOULDN'T be weird
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      There's a few people that I worked with that had strange names.

      Dustin Cox (sounds more like a hobby than a name)

      Richard Stocker

      Harold Sach
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      my sister is a labor and delivery nurse, a woman had twin girls, Ragina and Vagina pronounced Va-jeena)...poor little girl...

      WOW!!!
    • Posts: 186 Member
      My ex used to work with a Dr. Payne (who happened to be an incredibly talented physician and a really nice guy to boot).
    • Posts: 98 Member
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      @lucyinthesky2 Have you ever seen this site? www.cakewrecks.com

      I have actually! Many hours of good laughs!
    • Posts: 152 Member
      I went to school with a galaxy star mooncruiser!
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      I worked with a woman named Tequila Johnson and no she didn't like to drink tequila, at least, not anymore. I'm sure we all have those stories. ;0)
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      A few I have come across... Twinklejane, Steely Dan, a family whose surname is Ford who named their kids: Fairlane, Fairmont, Telstar and Falcon, my cousin has 6 kids all with unusual names like Fisher, River, Tussock (can't remember the other 3 LOL)
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      I have always been picked on for my name.

      The nerdy girl on Scooby Doo.... Velma. I was the 3rd generation Velma in my family. I am the LAST! My mother-in-law's name was Thelma, so we promised each other that if I had a child, she would not be named Thelma nor Velma. I kept that promise. My daughter's name is Angelynn.

      My great-grandfather's name was Foot Smith
      A Great-Great Uncle's name was Nefater (nuh-fay-tur)
      My Great Grandmother's name was (Full Blooded Choctaw) Loonie (loony)
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      1. Concepta
      2. Majella
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      It was on New Zealand news

      A couple got stopped from naming their baby boy 4Real

      Thank goodness! Brother who floolowed would be 4Sure an 4Ever........

      SO DUMB!
    • Posts: 362 Member
      Anita Dyck...one of my teacher's wives had that name.

      I know a lady named Iona Dyck...
    • Posts: 138 Member
      My family has names like Zebulon, Wincie, Sebron (pronounced Sea-born), Zilbert, Twins: Alton & Valton, Twins Ada & Brady (but pronounced Ady & Brady?)

      WELCOME TO THE SOUTH, YALL!
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      I know a lady named Iona Dyck...

      OMFG I'm dying! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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      I have a relative called Stormy
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      hate my name -_- my nickname is fine, but my whole first name... i dunno what my parents were thinking.
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      Gretel
      Bertha
      D.I.C.K.
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      I knew a girl named Starr Light Dean

      So -either Starlight or
      Stardine!
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      My daughter's boyfriend's last name is ****...there is a list of names they will not be using for their children, trust me. On top of that, my other daughter's boyfriend's last name is Cox.
    • Posts: 1,237 Member
      I saw a name Leduch Bagdasarian...when said fast sounded like Le Duchbag dasarian

      Now this made me laugh out loud!..lol..
    • Posts: 184 Member
      Conception. She worked at the local chick-fil-a. lol.
    • Posts: 723 Member
      I went to school with a Rainy Storm, Kandy Kane, and a Snow White (she actually looked like Snow White too).
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      Oh, and my name is Cerdwin....nuff said.
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