WORST NAMES EVER!!!!

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  • Faye_Anderson
    Faye_Anderson Posts: 1,495 Member
    My sister in law is called Shadow
  • shivaslives
    shivaslives Posts: 279 Member
    I worked with a Dr. Harry Ennis. It would have been even better if he was a proctologist but he was an OB/GYN.
  • cowgirlashlee
    cowgirlashlee Posts: 301 Member
    The city of Fort Wayne, IN had a mayor once named Harry Baals (prounounced Bales...but everyone of course said Balls).
  • _happycats_
    _happycats_ Posts: 105 Member
    I hate names that the parents very likely just came up with "to be creative and unique". Examples of ones I've heard this year are Bayzie and Elektra (both girls). I also don't like all those new names that are just descriptor words like Hunter, Rider, Fisher, etc.
  • crazy8ts
    crazy8ts Posts: 360
    I worked with a Dr. Harry Ennis. It would have been even better if he was a proctologist but he was an OB/GYN.

    Close enough (pun intended) wouldn't you say?

    I've met a Link Pozo and a Dirk Grizzle
  • dez_yaoichan
    dez_yaoichan Posts: 454
    in high school, there are a few names I will never forget.

    Tropicana (Ta-piecey-a)
    Hauttinawltou (Hottie-aw-two)
    Shartwannia
    Charkimmatly (Share-kim-mat-lie)

    honest to goodness, I had to find my yearbook to spell these!

    oh! and a girl from college

    Stormy Waters
  • Mi2sc
    Mi2sc Posts: 29
    I taught in the South and now am back in the North...

    Sham'e (Sha-may, not Shame)
    La' Paris
    Proscha
    Sable
    Auqeis
    Richane (a combination of her dad and mom's names Richard and Jane, she was a fellow teacher, Re-Shane)


    But on a personal note I am J. Hancock (I sign EVERYTHING J Hancock)...so I love when the delivery guy says sign your John Hancock...hehehe!
  • nikinyx6
    nikinyx6 Posts: 772 Member
    My nephew is Lykin...as in werewolf, only they wanted to spell it differently so it WOULDN'T be weird
  • goobalicious2k
    goobalicious2k Posts: 11
    There's a few people that I worked with that had strange names.

    Dustin Cox (sounds more like a hobby than a name)

    Richard Stocker

    Harold Sach
  • JoeyliciousB
    JoeyliciousB Posts: 60 Member
    my sister is a labor and delivery nurse, a woman had twin girls, Ragina and Vagina pronounced Va-jeena)...poor little girl...

    WOW!!!
  • Ladyslippers
    Ladyslippers Posts: 186 Member
    My ex used to work with a Dr. Payne (who happened to be an incredibly talented physician and a really nice guy to boot).
  • lucyinthesky2007
    lucyinthesky2007 Posts: 98 Member
    I'm a cake decorator in a tiny southern town. You can only imagine some of the names I've had to write on cake. We actually have a list of shame Lol! The worst by far though are---- Girl: Manaja (pronounced Menage....as in Menage a trios) and Boys: Philander and Shart' Avious (pronounced Shar-Tavious) I kid you not! Honestly nothing surprises me anymore.

    @lucyinthesky2 Have you ever seen this site? www.cakewrecks.com

    I have actually! Many hours of good laughs!
  • easycure
    easycure Posts: 152 Member
    I went to school with a galaxy star mooncruiser!
  • kittytrix
    kittytrix Posts: 557 Member
    I worked with a woman named Tequila Johnson and no she didn't like to drink tequila, at least, not anymore. I'm sure we all have those stories. ;0)
  • ShareeMorty
    ShareeMorty Posts: 324 Member
    A few I have come across... Twinklejane, Steely Dan, a family whose surname is Ford who named their kids: Fairlane, Fairmont, Telstar and Falcon, my cousin has 6 kids all with unusual names like Fisher, River, Tussock (can't remember the other 3 LOL)
  • velmaisvelma
    velmaisvelma Posts: 90 Member
    I have always been picked on for my name.

    The nerdy girl on Scooby Doo.... Velma. I was the 3rd generation Velma in my family. I am the LAST! My mother-in-law's name was Thelma, so we promised each other that if I had a child, she would not be named Thelma nor Velma. I kept that promise. My daughter's name is Angelynn.

    My great-grandfather's name was Foot Smith
    A Great-Great Uncle's name was Nefater (nuh-fay-tur)
    My Great Grandmother's name was (Full Blooded Choctaw) Loonie (loony)
  • ferrytrip
    ferrytrip Posts: 497 Member
    1. Concepta
    2. Majella
  • running_mum
    running_mum Posts: 59 Member
    It was on New Zealand news

    A couple got stopped from naming their baby boy 4Real

    Thank goodness! Brother who floolowed would be 4Sure an 4Ever........

    SO DUMB!
  • 4_Lisa
    4_Lisa Posts: 362 Member
    Anita Dyck...one of my teacher's wives had that name.

    I know a lady named Iona Dyck...
  • notsosimplyabby
    notsosimplyabby Posts: 138 Member
    My family has names like Zebulon, Wincie, Sebron (pronounced Sea-born), Zilbert, Twins: Alton & Valton, Twins Ada & Brady (but pronounced Ady & Brady?)

    WELCOME TO THE SOUTH, YALL!
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
    :laugh:
    Anita Dyck...one of my teacher's wives had that name.

    I know a lady named Iona Dyck...

    OMFG I'm dying! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • plynn54
    plynn54 Posts: 912 Member
    I have a relative called Stormy
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    hate my name -_- my nickname is fine, but my whole first name... i dunno what my parents were thinking.
  • coachblt
    coachblt Posts: 1,090
    Gretel
    Bertha
    D.I.C.K.
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    I knew a girl named Starr Light Dean

    So -either Starlight or
    Stardine!
  • faireplay
    faireplay Posts: 126
    My daughter's boyfriend's last name is ****...there is a list of names they will not be using for their children, trust me. On top of that, my other daughter's boyfriend's last name is Cox.
  • babygurl48
    babygurl48 Posts: 1,237 Member
    I saw a name Leduch Bagdasarian...when said fast sounded like Le Duchbag dasarian

    Now this made me laugh out loud!..lol..
  • reshapemariah21
    reshapemariah21 Posts: 184 Member
    Conception. She worked at the local chick-fil-a. lol.
  • AuddAlise
    AuddAlise Posts: 723 Member
    I went to school with a Rainy Storm, Kandy Kane, and a Snow White (she actually looked like Snow White too).
  • AuddAlise
    AuddAlise Posts: 723 Member
    Oh, and my name is Cerdwin....nuff said.
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