You keep what you kill...

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  • dcdemocrat34
    dcdemocrat34 Posts: 33
    Kind of inappropriate, but hey its Friday!

    " My God. I haven't been fu*ked like that since grade school. "

    Fight Club

    " Man, you've got some fu*ked up friends, I'm tellin' ya. Limber, though... " More Fight Club
  • snoopytwins
    snoopytwins Posts: 1,759 Member
    "Well, you know what they say: if you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!"
  • LuckyMe381
    LuckyMe381 Posts: 105 Member
    All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.
  • FitGoal165
    FitGoal165 Posts: 82
    "Tell Victor that Ramon, the fella he met about a week ago? Tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man."
  • crimsoncat
    crimsoncat Posts: 457 Member
    "Where are all the white women at?"

    "There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"

    "It's good to be the king"

    I just saw Mel Brooks. This makes me happy.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    After a spit take...

    "The Doc did what in his cup?!"
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    "Do I look like a cat to you? Do I look like I'm running around all nimbly pimbly from tree to tree?"
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.

    What do I look like a cat to you? All nimbly bimbly and *kitten*
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    I got a bone to pick with you!
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
    Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian American, please.
  • Nekhet
    Nekhet Posts: 380
    "Where are all the white women at?"

    "There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"

    "It's good to be the king"

    I just saw Mel Brooks. This makes me happy.

    Mel brooks movies should be a requirement in High School LOL

    "May the Schwartz be with you"

    "I'm a mog, half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend"

    "It's twuuue it's twueee..."

    "I see your schwartz is as big as mine..."

    "What have we got in this thing a Cuisanart?"
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    "Satan is in the house. He killed my mom and turned her into a bull."
    "SINK! SINK, YOU FOOL!"
    Such a great movie.

    And of course, this one...
    When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said "Bobby you are 17, it's time to throw childish things aside" and I said "OK Pop", but he didn't really say that he said that "Stop being a ****ing dinosaur and get a job". "
  • tdismydog
    tdismydog Posts: 42 Member
    "goulet!"

    "Nature!"

    Will Farrell Gives so many of them!
  • tdismydog
    tdismydog Posts: 42 Member
    U, me staring contest now...you win you always do.....
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
    "Do I look like a cat to you? Do I look like I'm running around all nimbly pimbly from tree to tree?"

    Meow.
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
    "I don't want a large Farva, I want a goddamn LITER'O'COLA!"

    "You're like a child that wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know the plot!"
  • Nekhet
    Nekhet Posts: 380
    Also quoting anything from Chevy Chase from the Fletch movies to Christmas Vacation will get you into trouble too...

    "You using the whole fist doc?"

    "Did you ever serve time?"

    "Oh, it's me, Dr. Rosenpenis. I'm just here to check out Alan Stanwyk's file."

    "Put it on Underhill"

    "We charged the whole vacation to Underhill. Want the number?"
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
    "Biology and the prejudices of others conspired to keep us childless."
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
    Say car Ramrod!
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    Anyone remember the movie jack frost?

    Snowman_prank.gif
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    My very favorite... (surprised it hasn't been posted yet)

    "Whoooo wants a mustache ride?"
  • rlmadrid
    rlmadrid Posts: 694 Member
    All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.

    We used to play that game when I worked at a Tim Horton's drive-through. Not nearly enough people reacted.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    "Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line!"
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    Anyone remember the movie jack frost?

    Snowman_prank.gif

    That poor kid in the blue shirt! I bet she starts bawling during the holiday season, scarred for life.
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
    Not a *movie* quote but...

    I banged my elbow and now I have...a protruberance.
  • PhillyTD
    PhillyTD Posts: 375 Member
    Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    "Listen! Do you smell something?"
    Ghostbusters
  • DarthFalchion
    DarthFalchion Posts: 173
    e nomine patri et fili spiritus sancti


    BOOM
  • LuckyMe381
    LuckyMe381 Posts: 105 Member
    I'm already pulled over! I can't pull over any farther!!!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    "Do you need any assistance... bear... ****er?"

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