Are you pregnant?
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No....
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Well crap. Apparently I'm having an 11 pound boy and the father is **** Cheney. According to this highly accurate site, conception occurred without my knowledge. "This must have occurred while you were in a coma or otherwise unconscious, like at a frat party. We can't think of any other likely way."
Dang... Cheney's getting around, apparently, without my knowledge either, we're having a 7 lb girl.
Hubby's going to know something's up when a girl pops out, so far in this generation of kids there's 9 of 'em and not a girl in the bunch....0 -
It says I have syphilis.0
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Not the first time, but on the retest It's a boy! and the father is..... Janet Reno! lol0
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A 16lb 15 oz girl? Oh my lord... I will need some drugs! Thanks Bill. I now must hate you for doing this to me!
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Becky, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 13 lbs, 3 oz and have blonde hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
And the father is the Pool Boy..... funny, I don't have a pool.......
now if it was channing's baby, that be legit.0 -
" Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 15 lbs, 12 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!"
Oh, she got my eyes!0 -
My baby daddy is the terminator! With the quote "Don't feel bad, you were just wearing a dress and sometimes that's all it takes. It could have happened to anyone." oooooh that Arnold....my uterus never stood a chance.0
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LOL!! I'm to have a 6 pound 6 ounce baby girl and the father is Ralph Nader!!! LOL
he is my baby daddy too!!! Springer here we come!0 -
Hooray! I am having a 9lb 4oz baby with the Pope.
I feel so blessed. Or, I was blessed. Either way, he's got some explaining to do.
Hey! That's my man! It's about to get all Maury up in here!0 -
I am! It's a boy! 10 lbs, 15 oz! Apparently I slept with my mailman.0
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Yes and I aint even know my baby daddy name0
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I'm having a boy and the dad is Fabio lol0
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Omg this is funny. I am really actually 8 months pregnant and it says I will have a boy (which I am having) and he will have hazel eyes and brown hair (just like his sister, ha) and it says he will be 9lbs 2oz, I SURE HOPE NOT. And it says Michael Jackson is the dad. YYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA okay.0
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I am! It's a baby girl will weigh about 15 lbs, 6 oz (ouch!) and have red hair and green eyes and Fabio is the father. Apparently I stalked him and I had to trip him and beat him to floor for that to happen0
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After just recently thinking I may be I'm glad I took this test to really let me know I am! How exciting. It's a bouncing baby boy as well! Brown hair and brown eyes and will weigh 14. lbs. and 6oz. And the father is....Janet Reno?! I've never met him/her/it but that makes sense.
Modern technology fascinates me.0 -
NO0
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Its says I did naughty with Fabio
That Fabio is a man *kitten*! ROFL I just must been so drunk cus I don't remember that night :P0 -
Phew... thank God it said no. My period was late by like 17 hours last month and I almost fcking died.0
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took two tries to find out.... 10lb 8 oz baby girl with brown hair and grey eyes (ADORABLE)...
however...... Hillary Clinton is going to be quite a bit peeved when she finds out that I'm carrying Bill's kid.... yikes
"Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really 'felt your pain', along with a few other things. "0 -
When I ended my near 5-month long bulk, I was pretty convinced I was. Thankfully, when all the water weight left after returning to maintenance calories, there was no baby.0
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No pregnancy detected. Thank GOD.0
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Crap....Not again. I swore I was going to be more careful about stuff like this. I am so sad my bf is NOT the baby daddy :sad:0
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No baby on board.
LOL this is too funny though
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*whew* No baby on board here. Bullet dodged - this time!0
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Wow. My tubes are tied and I am knocked up. Gonna have a girl. And get this the proud baby daddy is none other than the now deceased Michael Jackson. hahahaha.0
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Congratulations, Jackie! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.
It's A Boy!
Jackie, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 13 lbs, 6 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
Michael Jackson
OMFG! We didn't even know that Michael Jackson had DNA compatible with Earth women. Don't blame us if your kid turns out to be a Smooth Criminal.
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red haired, blue eyed, 10 pounder father by Janet Reno0
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Oh my. A boy with red hair. My bf is going to be rather suspicious. >_>0
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lmfao. good one.0
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