DO I POOP WRONG?

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  • supplemama
    supplemama Posts: 1,956 Member
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    Half of this misc section on bodybuilding.com has switched to the squat toilet.

    If you used it, you'd know. **** is amazing.

    Also, even if the colon cancer correlation in squatting vs non squatting countries has nothing to do with squatting and everything to do with diet, the act of pooping is like 200x better while squatting.

    Could you explain what makes it better? You've piqued my curiosity now. I don't have pooping issues, I poop regularly at least twice a day, and it only takes a few minutes, if that. How would squatting improve my experience? In what way does squatting make pooping better?
  • A_Valerie
    A_Valerie Posts: 129 Member
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    I have heard the best way to poop is with 2 girls 1 cup.
    they appeared to have no parking break issues is all i am saying
  • mcdebbie
    mcdebbie Posts: 940 Member
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    Oh no, now I feel the urge to "go"
  • red_road
    red_road Posts: 761 Member
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    I just pull it out and throw it. No colorectal muscles needed.

    ugh lol i cant believe i just laughed at that.

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  • stetienne
    stetienne Posts: 560 Member
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  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,052 Member
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    Here is a tutorial....

    http://youtu.be/dKkryfdtMNQ

    Booking a flight to India now
  • mschickiepoo
    mschickiepoo Posts: 91 Member
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    OMG this is THE funniest thing I've read online in a long time! Yeah perhaps I don't get out much.......... hahahaha THANKS for the chuckles!
  • mistertug
    mistertug Posts: 51
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    Pooping at all is your first mistake.
  • andreanicole686
    andreanicole686 Posts: 406 Member
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    Well, *kitten*! <--- I've been doing it wrong all these years.

    hahaha
  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
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    No.

    Most people do not sit on the toilet with exceptional back posture as though they are the Queen of England. Leaning forward fulfills the same positioning as a traditional squat when it comes to excretion.

    What? I thought you were supposed to, it is called the Throne, isn't it?
  • ewhsweets
    ewhsweets Posts: 167 Member
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    What is very interesting is that Arabic toilets are essentially a toilet burried in the ground that you squat over...very odd the first time you need to use one.

    Middle Eastern Societies have been around for thousands of years...perhaps their longevity can be attributed to their relief methods.
  • JimLeonardRN
    JimLeonardRN Posts: 296 Member
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    But this only applies to men. Correct? Because we all know women don't poop... or fart... or belch for that matter.

    You obviously have never been with a woman more then a few hours.

    Well after the first hour the rate goes up. Right?
  • ewhsweets
    ewhsweets Posts: 167 Member
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    Bump so this thread lives on. I nominate for "Funniest Thread of the Year".

    Ditto. :heart:

    BUMP!
  • Chinadorian
    Chinadorian Posts: 200 Member
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    bump
  • intend2
    intend2 Posts: 29
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    omg. I am dying here. I went to India last April where people squat to poop everywhere. I will take a stall any day TYVM...my friend from Japan though, once told me she squats with her feet on the toilet so she doesn't get germs. Little does she know she is pooping correctly.
  • Onaughmae
    Onaughmae Posts: 873 Member
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    LMAO...too funny!
  • dawLs
    dawLs Posts: 84
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    Haha! This is great!!!
    Oh man, when I lived in China, I actually had to use a tall bucket on a busy sidewalk behind a bamboo screen more than once. And a trough. And once at a beer festival, where there wasn't enough stalls, the other women gave up on waiting in line and just started peeing beside the sinks.
    And I totally saw kids squat and poo in the middle of the sidewalk. One time it was in front of the Pizza Hut entrance. Hmm.
  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
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    Remind me never to go to any of these countries.
  • HealthyBodySickMind
    HealthyBodySickMind Posts: 1,207 Member
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    Is this why it's easier when I **** in the woods?
  • avasano
    avasano Posts: 487 Member
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    This *kitten* is too funny

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