you might be a weight lifter when...

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  • Hendrix7
    Hendrix7 Posts: 1,903 Member
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    CrossFit>Weight lifter>Power lifter>Planet Fitness Folks

    oh lawd.
  • fakeplastictree
    fakeplastictree Posts: 836 Member
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    When you have ugly hands!

    Yes! And if you are constantly checking your butt for chalk hand prints. lol

    When you think ugly hands on a woman is a turn on,lol.

    Well then you'd LOVE my hands. lol
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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    your shins, knees and the tops of your thighs are all banged up and you dont care when you wear a little black dress.
  • bokodasu
    bokodasu Posts: 629 Member
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    * When someone asks you why you lift weights and you don't understand the question

    * When you entertain yourself during boring meetings figuring out what stage of development each of your calluses is

    * When your trainer calls YOU a meathead...
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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    If something needs moving or lifting at work, its naturally a job for you

    If something needs moving or lifting at work... and EVERYONE looks at you
  • Mpascarella90
    Mpascarella90 Posts: 39 Member
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    When all your medium shirts cant fit around your biceps ;)
  • Z_I_L_L_A
    Z_I_L_L_A Posts: 2,399 Member
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    When you get dogged by the owner for using chalk on your deads at the pretty fitness social gym. I think he got mad cuz I pulled a Lebron James move and clapped my hands together and threw the chalk up in the air.
  • FiveElevenClimb
    FiveElevenClimb Posts: 89
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    When "Skin the Cat" is a part of your stretching routine.
  • wareagle8706
    wareagle8706 Posts: 1,090 Member
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    You break up with your gym boyfriend for using the ab machines.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
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    when you help someone move and they save the heavy stuff for you. and you show up with your gloves on
  • megalin9
    megalin9 Posts: 771 Member
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    ...you are telling your 44-year-old gym "boyfriend" to get off the dang treadmill, eat some dang protein, and pick up some dang heavy stuff!

    ...you lift your arm up and squeeze your bicep in your cubicle when you think no one is looking.

    ...you check out your *kitten* in the mirror every time you visit the restroom.

    ...you are confident to wear tight pants that show off your quads for a competitive volleyball game.

    ...you're pouting because you're not as sore as you think you should be after a heavy lifting day.
  • PetulantOne
    PetulantOne Posts: 2,131 Member
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    when you squat without weights and it feels like you're lighter then air

    Yes!!
  • notyourkimmy
    notyourkimmy Posts: 92 Member
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    you make faces like this
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    Lol!!! That is so true!
  • LJCannon
    LJCannon Posts: 3,636 Member
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    :drinker: bump for later
  • Z_I_L_L_A
    Z_I_L_L_A Posts: 2,399 Member
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    When you over head press what a lot of people squat, lol.
  • Rambo529
    Rambo529 Posts: 170 Member
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    The boys start asking you how to get those excellant biceps.
  • jdsmom0104
    jdsmom0104 Posts: 236
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    when you always pick stuff up in deadlift form

    look at your butt in the mirror everytime there's one around bc your butt is rounding/lifting :love:

    find yourself trying to flex your biceps

    excited about new rules for women weight lifting coming tomorrow (new to this) :laugh:
  • jdsmom0104
    jdsmom0104 Posts: 236
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    you see someone squatting & their knees are over ankles...
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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    you daydream about it....

    when you have your PR's written all over your bedroom wall in big messy chicken scratch...
  • Z_I_L_L_A
    Z_I_L_L_A Posts: 2,399 Member
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    When even the women who are not smart enough to wear a sports bra while running on the treadmill can't break your attention from a heavy lift. lmao

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