you might be a weight lifter when...

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  • amylahminute
    amylahminute Posts: 613 Member
    When you feel hygienically superior to all those poor souls who have to use toilet seat covers because they can't hold their squats over public toilets to do their business.
  • adamlb
    adamlb Posts: 106 Member

    When your coworkers come in your office and see beef jerky [...] on your desk at 10 in the morning.

    You know how bad a shaker bottle smells after you forgot to wash it out after your last use.

    Oh, how true...
  • nz_deevaa
    nz_deevaa Posts: 12,209 Member
    You want to ask someone to take a photo of you dead-lifting so you can post it on MFP so everyone knows how bad-*kitten* you are.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    You want to ask someone to take a photo of you dead-lifting so you can post it on MFP so everyone knows how bad-*kitten* you are.

    We await the deadlift photo!
  • nz_deevaa
    nz_deevaa Posts: 12,209 Member
    You want to ask someone to take a photo of you dead-lifting so you can post it on MFP so everyone knows how bad-*kitten* you are.

    We await the deadlift photo!

    Maybe I can convince my trainer today that we need a photo 'to check my form'.
  • homeyjosey
    homeyjosey Posts: 138 Member
    When you drop the weight to get better form and full ROM
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    When your version of doing cardio is bear complexes
  • Sublog
    Sublog Posts: 1,296 Member
    When your version of doing cardio is bear complexes

    ahhhhheemmmm ;)
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    When you told your children to be still .... I'm going to use you for a Turkish Get-up. And they understand. And run away.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    When you grunt and moan and don't give a damn that the cardio bunnies find that annoying
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    When your version of doing cardio is bear complexes

    ahhhhheemmmm ;)

    shhhh.....don't give away the code word!!
  • Elleinnz
    Elleinnz Posts: 1,661 Member
    When you check the size of the sleeves on new clothes first - mmmm will those fit my shoulders and arms???
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    When the term snatch or snatches doesn't even make you giggle any more...
  • nz_deevaa
    nz_deevaa Posts: 12,209 Member
    You want to ask someone to take a photo of you dead-lifting so you can post it on MFP so everyone knows how bad-*kitten* you are.

    We await the deadlift photo!

    Maybe I can convince my trainer today that we need a photo 'to check my form'.

    Wait no more. 90kg/198lbs x 4.

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  • MissPeppers
    MissPeppers Posts: 302 Member
    ... raising my arms over my head without weights feels just awkward and really too easy!
  • giggitygoo
    giggitygoo Posts: 1,978 Member
    ....you can't get your jeans on because it was leg day.

    Quoting for truth. lol
  • MissPeppers
    MissPeppers Posts: 302 Member
    ... and yeah, the giggle I had to suppress when buying a 45 lb kettlebell and the girl behind the counter wasn't able to even roll it over to get to the price tag...
  • FloyMcCaudie
    FloyMcCaudie Posts: 1,132
    when you quote arnold too much

    WAIT MY MOM IS CALLLING! ..


    "I'll be back"
  • HelloDan
    HelloDan Posts: 712 Member
    When the term snatch or snatches doesn't even make you giggle any more...

    This happens?

    Hasn't happened yet, and I'm 18 years in!
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    When the term snatch or snatches doesn't even make you giggle any more...

    This happens?

    Hasn't happened yet, and I'm 18 years in!

    Who says snatch at the gym? Snatch... hehe.. yup... still a kid.. hehe
  • Z_I_L_L_A
    Z_I_L_L_A Posts: 2,399 Member
    When your version of doing cardio is bear complexes

    What were we talking about again.....
  • m60kaf
    m60kaf Posts: 421 Member
    When you keep thinking you're coming down with Flu... Then remember you did legs last night
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    when you lay in bed daydreaming about it - dd i say that already? well it bears repeating because I just fantasized about it all morning.
  • alvalaurie
    alvalaurie Posts: 369 Member
    When you feel hygienically superior to all those poor souls who have to use toilet seat covers because they can't hold their squats over public toilets to do their business.

    ^^^ Still ROFLMAO!!!! SO true!!
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    when you lay in bed daydreaming about it - dd i say that already? well it bears repeating because I just fantasized about it all morning.
    Or dream about it.

    For 5 days in a row.

    And in your dream, it is always FOLLOWED by sex. So, you think about it before sex.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    when you lay in bed daydreaming about it - dd i say that already? well it bears repeating because I just fantasized about it all morning.
    Or dream about it.

    For 5 days in a row.

    And in your dream, it is always FOLLOWED by sex. So, you think about it before sex.

    I make the same noises when I lift, so they are associated in my brains as well.
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
    When you notice that the guy in the store is on a bulk cycle.

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