I have strong feelings

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  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    Posts the obligatory picture of a kitten hugging a ball of wool to show how much I am enjoying the thread whilst wondering if I send a friend request to the hot guy I spotted earlier will he think I am just a creeper, (which I am) but don't want him to realise until I have ensnared him in my web, found out where he lives and installed secret cameras in his bedroom.:ohwell:
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Doesn't read any other replies. Quotes Thumper's father.
  • Windy_
    Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
    I'm going to make a witty and insightful post that a bunch of people will agree with and quote.


    x100

    x1000

    xInfinity


    I WIN!!!!

    xInfinity + 1

    *I* win.
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
    This thread should be the introductory/mandatory thread that every new MFP forum'er has to read before they post a single thing.
  • kimosabe1
    kimosabe1 Posts: 2,467 Member
    hahaha.... Way to piss buttheads off bro!
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    lurks his own thread and wonders why no one takes the issue he had strong feelings about seriously, and why everyone is just arguing about religion all of a sudden.
    Contemplates deleting account.
    Contemplates trying to bring the attention of the thread back to his strongly held belief.
    Scans through five pages of replies and cannot find a single post related to the original post and decides that there is actually no reasonable way to get the thread back on track:

    I WISH I NEVER POSTED! HOW DO I DELETE THIS?
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
    *Spies random hot guy with whose post she agrees and asks, "How YOU doin?"

    who? jof? we're already bffs.
  • taekwonkenpo
    taekwonkenpo Posts: 1,004
    have reason to believe that this thread is pretty darn close to exactly where you wanted it. :bigsmile:
  • Windy_
    Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
    lurks his own thread and wonders why no one takes the issue he had strong feelings about seriously, and why everyone is just arguing about religion all of a sudden.
    Contemplates deleting account.
    Contemplates trying to bring the attention of the thread back to his strongly held belief.
    Scans through five pages of replies and cannot find a single post related to the original post and decides that there is actually no reasonable way to get the thread back on track:

    I WISH I NEVER POSTED! HOW DO I DELETE THIS?

    Post comments and gifs about putting the f*ckbat in the c*ckpocket.
  • teryx123
    teryx123 Posts: 57 Member
    This thread should be the introductory/mandatory thread that every new MFP forum'er has to read before they post a single thing.

    Agreed! ^^^ Any post "agreed" with quadruples in status and presents a bullwork against opposition. :wink:

    What I've read of this thread would be hilarious,....if it weren't so tragically true!
  • Oishii
    Oishii Posts: 2,675 Member
    Only joined the thread once everyone cool on her FL had already posted everything cool there was to say. Then tries to be cool too, but doesn't have the abs for it.

    Ends with encouraging words to the left out OP about how she once held the same belief but life beat it out of her, because she doesn't want to be snarky.
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    Speaks enthusiastically about Dr. Oz, hcg, shake weights and tae bo. Urges others to join in praising aforementioned nouns.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    thinks about shakeweights
    goes and does some stuff for a few minutes
  • mmapags
    mmapags Posts: 8,934 Member
    I've been her for three days and I can't believe the bullying and mean people! OP why do you need to bully me?????
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    Makes post about how everyone who disagrees with the OP is obviously jealous and closed-minded.
  • starla5881
    starla5881 Posts: 190 Member
    Lurks, as always.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Makes post about how everyone who disagrees with the OP is obviously jealous and closed-minded.

    sends FR.
    immediately sends follow-up about why the FR hasn't been accepted.
    sends boudoir pics
  • barb1241
    barb1241 Posts: 324 Member
    Who are the Morans? Are they on MFP? Or are they really just morons who can't spell?
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
    Shows up to throw the ever popular "Bacon!" into the mix.
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
    Replies again wondering why it took so many pages for anyone to bring up bacon.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Shows up to throw the ever popular "Bacon!" into the mix.

    Vegetarian makes dismissive remark about bacon.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Shows up to throw the ever popular "Bacon!" into the mix.

    Vegetarian makes dismissive remark about bacon.

    Bulking lifter delivers misogynistic insult about people who don't eat meat.
  • ravengirl1611
    ravengirl1611 Posts: 285 Member
    Just sits back and applauds the pundits and appropos comments and laments not being able to get here sooner.
  • MyOwnSunshine
    MyOwnSunshine Posts: 1,312 Member
    ummm... hookers and blow????
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    Mentions a certain body type and how gross it is and how everyone within that body type should be ashamed of themselves. Bats eyes innocently and wonders why people are so angry at her personal opinion...

    Y'all are hangry!
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    Panics at the thought of killing yet another thread. Writes about said panic in attempt to bring attention to said thread. Chuckles at accidentally rhyming.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    this thread has long since taken lead to the head and is well and truly dead; it was bred and fed to be bled, but instead should now be put to bed in the shed.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Makes obscure comment about certain poster who keeps spamming the thread, but phrases it in a way that if certain poster asks if it was about her, the answer can be "no...wow...so paranoid...not everything is about you".
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    this thread has long since taken lead to the head and is well and truly dead; it was bred and fed to be bled, but instead should now be put to bed in the shed.

    right said, fred
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Says "Just break up."

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