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    Eating right is impossible! I give up.

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    • Posts: 310 Member
      You win the "Special Snowflake" award!
    • Posts: 122 Member
      PLEASE tell me this is a joke...if not, omg and SHUT UP dude
    • Posts: 34,415 Member
      I agree with the folks who have replied that this is either a joke or gee, I'm at a loss for words too. If it's a joke, it's not funny. There are those of us on this site who are serious about making a difference in our health and you are taking up space.

      Taking up space? In CCF&G?

      Some of us have been here long enough to see a very strong correlation between having a sense of humor and reaching goals. Seriously, you might want to take a step back and look at the big picture.
    • Posts: 8,701 Member
      I agree with the folks who have replied that this is either a joke or gee, I'm at a loss for words too. If it's a joke, it's not funny. There are those of us on this site who are serious about making a difference in our health and you are taking up space.

      There are real world problems. For the record, I'm trying to take up less space. How about cooling your judgy-judgy jets?
    • Posts: 24,208 Member
      I agree with the folks who have replied that this is either a joke or gee, I'm at a loss for words too. If it's a joke, it's not funny. There are those of us on this site who are serious about making a difference in our health and you are taking up space.

      Well, with a good chef, the OP might be taking up MORE space.
    • Posts: 34,415 Member
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      Yes! Before you know it, the site will have to start using CD's instead of floppies to store all of this garbage! :angry:


      Hey! Stop posting this nonsense! You're just clogging up the forums and making it take too long to download on my 1200 baud modem.
    • Posts: 3,927 Member
      Maybe you'll get lucky and get diarrhea from all the rich food. That always helps with the weight control.
    • Posts: 666 Member
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      Hey! Stop posting this nonsense! You're just clogging up the forums and making it take too long to download on my 1200 baud modem.
      Show off!
    • Posts: 93 Member
      Hate when mine does the same thing! Sometimes he tries to make me eat his 'special pasta bake' as my main, followed by his favourite sticky toffee pudding recipe!! All I want is chicken and brown rice >:(
    • Posts: 1,594 Member
      If you aren't planning on being there very long, then who gives a crap. Enjoy the variety of foods and get back to your routine when you get home.

      Besides, PB&J in the shape of a pirate ship sounds pretty damn cool!
    • Posts: 56,142 Member
      I agree with the folks who have replied that this is either a joke or gee, I'm at a loss for words too. If it's a joke, it's not funny. There are those of us on this site who are serious about making a difference in our health and you are taking up space.

      This is the best thing I've read all day. I literally loled. My daughter asked what was so funny and I told her. She thought it was hysterical - she's 7.
    • Posts: 1,018 Member
      I pity the poor fool who tries to "shush" me out of any kitchen. Bec mon chu!
    • Posts: 200 Member
      Rich people problems


      I know right!
    • Posts: 56,142 Member
      If you aren't planning on being there very long, then who gives a crap. Enjoy the variety of foods and get back to your routine when you get home.

      Besides, PB&J in the shape of a pirate ship sounds pretty damn cool!

      There's a whole lotta "wow, really?" going on around here. I thought the OP was hilarious. Then I read the responses. You know what's more dense than muscle or fat?
    • Posts: 576 Member
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      agreed. nothing worse than an uppity personal chef. except perhaps an uppity butler.


      AND HERE IS YOUR GREY POUPON SIR! NOW KINDLY MOVE YOUR ROLLS PLEASE! OOOPS, KINDLY ASK THE CHAUFFEUR S'IL VOUS PLAIT!
    • Posts: 8,329 Member
      you can also fire that chef and get an english one :

      "England has forty-two religions and only two sauces. " (Voltaire)
    • Posts: 34,415 Member
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      Show off!


      Ha! 1981 called...they want their...

      ...er....they want the...

      ...they just want you to be better.

      (Really, the message was kind of garbled...I filled in the blanks as best I could, but I didn't have a lot to work with. Sorry about that.)
    • Posts: 666 Member
      You want to hear about a REAL pickle? A REAL tough situation? My Lovey and I signed up for a three hour tour once on a boat, and ended being shipwrecked with a bunch of common people for over a year. It was awful. Nothing to eat but coconuts. God bless an ingenious scholarly fellow that would come up with ways to help us get off of the island, but an insufferable imp would always find a way to foul it up. Thank God, we're home and able to have our chef cook for us again.
    • Posts: 3,958 Member
      I heard there was cake here.
    • Posts: 8,701 Member
      You want to hear about a REAL pickle? A REAL tough situation? My Lovey and I signed up for a three hour tour once on a boat, and ended being shipwrecked with a bunch of common people for over a year. It was awful. Nothing to eat but coconuts. God bless an ingenious scholarly fellow that would come up with ways to help us get off of the island, but an insufferable imp would always find a way to foul it up. Thank God, we're home and able to have our chef cook for us again.

      That is a pickle! A three hour tour.....
    • Posts: 480 Member
      Why are you on MFP? Where is your personal nutritionist during this disaster? What about your Personal Trainer, did you forget him at home or won't your parents share theirs? So many options you have to chose from.....I'm sure if you put your mind to it, you could borrow someone else's chef or get one of your parents' friends chefs to make you something you could actually eat. SHEESH, the nerve of this chef, not to create a menu of your liking! Some people's Personal chefs...the nerve!

      ^^^ my thoughts exactly...
      Really?? If thats the worst of your problems then you need to get bent..
    • Posts: 56,142 Member
      I heard there was cake here.

      A previous poster ate it.
    • Posts: 3,958 Member
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      A previous poster ate it.
      :angry:
    • Posts: 34,415 Member
      But seriously, are some of these responses an example of the "HANGRY!" on the MFP forums that I've heard a lot about?
    • Posts: 666 Member
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      That is a pickle! A three hour tour.....
      A three hour tour!
    • Posts: 56,142 Member
      But seriously, are some of these responses an example of the "HANGRY!" on the MFP forums that I've heard a lot about?
      I think there's a different word for it.
    • Posts: 3,958 Member
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      A three hour tour!

      The weather started getting rough.
    • Posts: 365 Member
      You want to hear about a REAL pickle? A REAL tough situation? My Lovey and I signed up for a three hour tour once on a boat, and ended being shipwrecked with a bunch of common people for over a year. It was awful. Nothing to eat but coconuts. God bless an ingenious scholarly fellow that would come up with ways to help us get off of the island, but an insufferable imp would always find a way to foul it up. Thank God, we're home and able to have our chef cook for us again.

      ^^^ Love this!
    • Posts: 34,415 Member
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      The weather started getting rough.

      The tiny ship was tossed?
    • Posts: 719 Member
      R u for ****ing real!!!!

      OMG we all have issues, real issues - you need to wake the **** up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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