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    Let the booze times roll!

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    Ok, I dont know about the rest of you but I am getting ****ign plastered tonight. One jack n coke down, a bunch mroe to go. So sit, get drunk and tell me something crazy about you. I've ****ed a female clown and a one armed woman. Also how ****ed up is it that my name is Hunter and I own a sporting goods store. Thats like a OBGYN being named Gina.

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    • Posts: 179 Member
      WTf, no one wants to get drunk?
    • Posts: 627 Member
      you've ****ed a clown??? I dont think we can be friends anymore.
    • Posts: 1,128 Member
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAPoP_l3VGk
    • Posts: 179 Member
      you've ****ed a clown??? I dont think we can be friends anymore.

      In my defence I was very drunk.
    • Posts: 627 Member
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      In my defence I was very drunk.

      I ****ing hate clowns
    • Posts: 627 Member
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      In my defence I was very drunk.

      and I am assuming she was dressed as one while you ****ed? My worst nightmare.
    • Posts: 179 Member
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      I ****ing hate clowns
      Oddly enough so do I. Very creepy. But evidently I will **** anything that moves if I am drunk enough. Lol or at least i would in ym 20s! MAn I am starting to feel the drinks, lol
    • Posts: 756 Member
      Was she dressed like a clown when you did it?
    • Posts: 3,927 Member
      Ok, I dont know about the rest of you but I am getting ****ign plastered tonight. One jack n coke down, a bunch mroe to go. So sit, get drunk and tell me something crazy about you. I've ****ed a female clown and a one armed woman. Also how ****ed up is it that my name is Hunter and I own a sporting goods store. Thats like a OBGYN being named Gina.

      Look, I’m gonna be real honest with you, um, it’s been a long time since I’ve been with a man. Spent a lot of time with the ladies. Looking to get back up on that pogo stick, you know what I’m sayin?
    • Posts: 179 Member
      Was she dressed like a clown when you did it?

      lol no. well she may hvae been at one poinntt. i was hammered, ****ing hammmmmered!
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      Look, I’m gonna be real honest with you, um, it’s been a long time since I’ve been with a man. Spent a lot of time with the ladies. Looking to get back up on that pogo stick, you know what I’m sayin?

      I knew you wouuld get this,. i ****ing love ya.
    • Posts: 16
      I lost my virginity to a red head named Chuck in the back seat of his truck just to piss my patents off( i was 21)
    • Posts: 108 Member
      This is a very interesting thread.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kAJOSCyTB0
    • Posts: 16
      It didn't add the rest...i was drunk for the first time that night too... crazy night
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      I knew you wouuld get this,. i ****ing love ya.

      :flowerforyou:

      As for the clowns....I got nuthin.
    • Posts: 179 Member
      It didn't add the rest...i was drunk for the first time that night too... crazy night

      drunk sexx is the best
    • Posts: 3,927 Member
      I lost my virginity to a red head named Chuck in the back seat of his truck just to piss my patents off( i was 21)

      Did he steal your soul?
    • Posts: 179 Member
      or wporse. if you cant rememebr. unless they were wayyy nasty then you dotn want to remmemeber
    • Posts: 66 Member
      Umm....I've never seen a female clown. Just sayin'...
    • Posts: 627 Member
      did she have a special clown talent at least.. like blowing balloon animals out of her *kitten* or something?

      Just, wow. A clown.. can't get over it LOL
    • Posts: 3,927 Member
      Umm....I've never seen a female clown. Just sayin'...

      Me either.
    • Posts: 179 Member
      Umm....I've never seen a female clown. Just sayin'...

      then sir, uoy migght need to gett out mre and drink less. or more!
    • Posts: 16
      No... its weird cause i felt nothing...i was a different person then... nobody can steal my soul... it was never available ;)
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      Me either.

      she performmed at my neices bday prty. her name was giggles.
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      she performmed at my neices bday prty. her name was giggles.

      Did she? Giggle a lot?
    • Posts: 2,275 Member
      My mom is a clown. Seriously.

      So, this is disturbing on so many levels for me....
    • Posts: 3,927 Member
      My mom is a clown. Seriously.

      So, this is disturbing on so many levels for me....

      Is her name Giggles?
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      then sir, uoy migght need to gett out mre and drink less. or more!

      I saw a female clown once...i was 12 and she was vomiting behind the barn...drunk? Pregnant? Idk... but i hate clowns... period!!!
    • Posts: 144 Member
      did she have a special clown talent at least.. like blowing balloon animals out of her *kitten* or something?

      Just, wow. A clown.. can't get over it LOL
      im assuming she was good at BJs?
    • Posts: 179 Member
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      im assuming she was good at BJs?

      o ws very ****ing drunk, lol
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