Let the booze times roll!
WorkoutWarrior76
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Ok, I dont know about the rest of you but I am getting ****ign plastered tonight. One jack n coke down, a bunch mroe to go. So sit, get drunk and tell me something crazy about you. I've ****ed a female clown and a one armed woman. Also how ****ed up is it that my name is Hunter and I own a sporting goods store. Thats like a OBGYN being named Gina.
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WTf, no one wants to get drunk?0
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you've ****ed a clown??? I dont think we can be friends anymore.0
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you've ****ed a clown??? I dont think we can be friends anymore.
In my defence I was very drunk.0 -
you've ****ed a clown??? I dont think we can be friends anymore.
In my defence I was very drunk.
I ****ing hate clowns0 -
you've ****ed a clown??? I dont think we can be friends anymore.
In my defence I was very drunk.
and I am assuming she was dressed as one while you ****ed? My worst nightmare.0 -
Oddly enough so do I. Very creepy. But evidently I will **** anything that moves if I am drunk enough. Lol or at least i would in ym 20s! MAn I am starting to feel the drinks, lolyou've ****ed a clown??? I dont think we can be friends anymore.
In my defence I was very drunk.
I ****ing hate clowns0 -
Was she dressed like a clown when you did it?0
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Ok, I dont know about the rest of you but I am getting ****ign plastered tonight. One jack n coke down, a bunch mroe to go. So sit, get drunk and tell me something crazy about you. I've ****ed a female clown and a one armed woman. Also how ****ed up is it that my name is Hunter and I own a sporting goods store. Thats like a OBGYN being named Gina.
Look, I’m gonna be real honest with you, um, it’s been a long time since I’ve been with a man. Spent a lot of time with the ladies. Looking to get back up on that pogo stick, you know what I’m sayin?0 -
Was she dressed like a clown when you did it?
lol no. well she may hvae been at one poinntt. i was hammered, ****ing hammmmmered!0 -
Ok, I dont know about the rest of you but I am getting ****ign plastered tonight. One jack n coke down, a bunch mroe to go. So sit, get drunk and tell me something crazy about you. I've ****ed a female clown and a one armed woman. Also how ****ed up is it that my name is Hunter and I own a sporting goods store. Thats like a OBGYN being named Gina.
Look, I’m gonna be real honest with you, um, it’s been a long time since I’ve been with a man. Spent a lot of time with the ladies. Looking to get back up on that pogo stick, you know what I’m sayin?
I knew you wouuld get this,. i ****ing love ya.0 -
I lost my virginity to a red head named Chuck in the back seat of his truck just to piss my patents off( i was 21)0
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It didn't add the rest...i was drunk for the first time that night too... crazy night0
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Ok, I dont know about the rest of you but I am getting ****ign plastered tonight. One jack n coke down, a bunch mroe to go. So sit, get drunk and tell me something crazy about you. I've ****ed a female clown and a one armed woman. Also how ****ed up is it that my name is Hunter and I own a sporting goods store. Thats like a OBGYN being named Gina.
Look, I’m gonna be real honest with you, um, it’s been a long time since I’ve been with a man. Spent a lot of time with the ladies. Looking to get back up on that pogo stick, you know what I’m sayin?
I knew you wouuld get this,. i ****ing love ya.
:flowerforyou:
As for the clowns....I got nuthin.0 -
It didn't add the rest...i was drunk for the first time that night too... crazy night
drunk sexx is the best0 -
I lost my virginity to a red head named Chuck in the back seat of his truck just to piss my patents off( i was 21)
Did he steal your soul?0 -
or wporse. if you cant rememebr. unless they were wayyy nasty then you dotn want to remmemeber0
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Umm....I've never seen a female clown. Just sayin'...0
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did she have a special clown talent at least.. like blowing balloon animals out of her *kitten* or something?
Just, wow. A clown.. can't get over it LOL0 -
Umm....I've never seen a female clown. Just sayin'...
Me either.0 -
Umm....I've never seen a female clown. Just sayin'...
then sir, uoy migght need to gett out mre and drink less. or more!0 -
No... its weird cause i felt nothing...i was a different person then... nobody can steal my soul... it was never available
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Umm....I've never seen a female clown. Just sayin'...
Me either.
she performmed at my neices bday prty. her name was giggles.0 -
Umm....I've never seen a female clown. Just sayin'...
Me either.
she performmed at my neices bday prty. her name was giggles.
Did she? Giggle a lot?0 -
My mom is a clown. Seriously.
So, this is disturbing on so many levels for me....0 -
My mom is a clown. Seriously.
So, this is disturbing on so many levels for me....
Is her name Giggles?0 -
Umm....I've never seen a female clown. Just sayin'...
then sir, uoy migght need to gett out mre and drink less. or more!
I saw a female clown once...i was 12 and she was vomiting behind the barn...drunk? Pregnant? Idk... but i hate clowns... period!!!0 -
im assuming she was good at BJs?did she have a special clown talent at least.. like blowing balloon animals out of her *kitten* or something?
Just, wow. A clown.. can't get over it LOL0 -
im assuming she was good at BJs?did she have a special clown talent at least.. like blowing balloon animals out of her *kitten* or something?
Just, wow. A clown.. can't get over it LOL
o ws very ****ing drunk, lol0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAPoP_l3VGk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kAJOSCyTB0
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