Let the booze times roll!

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  • LetsMakeupXtina
    LetsMakeupXtina Posts: 627 Member
    did she have a special clown talent at least.. like blowing balloon animals out of her *kitten* or something?

    Just, wow. A clown.. can't get over it LOL
    im assuming she was good at BJs?

    gross... gettin her clown makeup all over your junk..
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,274 Member
    My mom is a clown. Seriously.

    So, this is disturbing on so many levels for me....

    Is her name Giggles?

    Nope. Her "clown" name is Gertie. Thank god. lol

    Although, I think I have met Giggles.
  • jodfie
    jodfie Posts: 144 Member
    My mom is a clown. Seriously.

    So, this is disturbing on so many levels for me....

    Is her name Giggles?
    does she make you laugh?...lol
  • SatchGallamax
    SatchGallamax Posts: 549 Member
    she performmed at my neices bday prty. her name was giggles.

    I was driving behind a car advertising a Giggles just yesterday. True story. Hey, at least she's a classy clown. http://www.aclassyclown.com/
  • PottsvilleCurse1925
    PottsvilleCurse1925 Posts: 354 Member
    WTf, no one wants to get drunk?

    *kitten* YA IM WIF U BRAH, I STRTED DRINKIN HOURS AGO B4 MY KIDS WENT TO BED DONT U JUDGE ME BRAH! HA LOLOLOLZ
  • just4nessa
    just4nessa Posts: 459 Member
    I'm a little more disturbed about the one-armed woman, but I'm all about symmetry. Until I've had a few (more) glasses of wine... :drinker:
  • WorkoutWarrior76
    WorkoutWarrior76 Posts: 179 Member
    I'm a little more disturbed about the one-armed woman, but I'm all about symmetry. Until I've had a few (more) glasses of wine... :drinker:

    Even 1armed wmen neeed lovin
  • jodfie
    jodfie Posts: 144 Member
    I'm a little more disturbed about the one-armed woman, but I'm all about symmetry. Until I've had a few (more) glasses of wine... :drinker:
    hmmm id find 1 legged a little more awkward...
  • AntShanny
    AntShanny Posts: 359 Member
    I love clowns, always wanted to be one.
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    You got drunk at your niece's birthday party and nailed the clown? Well done sir!
  • LetsMakeupXtina
    LetsMakeupXtina Posts: 627 Member
    Giggles the Clown.........................?

    giggles+custome+with+boarder.jpeg
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    I'm a little more disturbed about the one-armed woman, but I'm all about symmetry. Until I've had a few (more) glasses of wine... :drinker:

    Even 1armed wmen neeed lovin

    Amen. Probably a hunting accident....
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Giggles the Clown.........................?

    giggles+custome+with+boarder.jpeg


    F***, you really were drunk....
  • WorkoutWarrior76
    WorkoutWarrior76 Posts: 179 Member
    Giggles the Clown.........................?

    giggles+custome+with+boarder.jpeg

    now i juist threw upp
  • LetsMakeupXtina
    LetsMakeupXtina Posts: 627 Member
    Giggles the Clown.........................?

    giggles+custome+with+boarder.jpeg

    now i juist threw upp

    THAT IS GIGGLES THE CLOWN THOUGH!!! you dont recognize her????
  • jodfie
    jodfie Posts: 144 Member
    Giggles the Clown.........................?

    giggles+custome+with+boarder.jpeg


    F***, you really were drunk....
    VERY VERY DRUNK
  • chubbygirl253
    chubbygirl253 Posts: 1,309 Member
    Nice to meet you, I too will be drinking tonight but I can't get drunk. I got too drunk last time. So ima be on my best behavior. Which isnt that great.
  • WorkoutWarrior76
    WorkoutWarrior76 Posts: 179 Member
    Giggles the Clown.........................?

    giggles+custome+with+boarder.jpeg

    now i juist threw upp

    THAT IS GIGGLES THE CLOWN THOUGH!!! you dont recognize her????


    dont look like the wman i ****ed, btu then i was drunnk
  • LetsMakeupXtina
    LetsMakeupXtina Posts: 627 Member
    Giggles the Clown.........................?

    giggles+custome+with+boarder.jpeg

    now i juist threw upp

    THAT IS GIGGLES THE CLOWN THOUGH!!! you dont recognize her????


    dont look like the wman i ****ed, btu then i was drunnk

    i think its a good call on your sobriety after tonight :)
  • lorcart
    lorcart Posts: 406 Member
    There's not enough alcohol on the planet to let me ****a clown!
  • LetsMakeupXtina
    LetsMakeupXtina Posts: 627 Member
    There's not enough alcohol on the planet to let me ****a clown!

    agreed!!! lol
  • jodfie
    jodfie Posts: 144 Member
    There's not enough alcohol on the planet to let me ****a clown!
    i could...if they werent in costume...ive heard thats a fetish genre of porn though...
  • DamnImASexyBitch
    DamnImASexyBitch Posts: 740 Member
    Ok, I dont know about the rest of you but I am getting ****ign plastered tonight. One jack n coke down, a bunch mroe to go. So sit, get drunk and tell me something crazy about you. I've ****ed a female clown and a one armed woman. Also how ****ed up is it that my name is Hunter and I own a sporting goods store. Thats like a OBGYN being named Gina.

    Look, I’m gonna be real honest with you, um, it’s been a long time since I’ve been with a man. Spent a lot of time with the ladies. Looking to get back up on that pogo stick, you know what I’m sayin?
    I <3 that movie!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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  • mltdown
    mltdown Posts: 311 Member
    Giggles the Clown.........................?

    giggles+custome+with+boarder.jpeg
    That's enough to turn me lesbian, I would lick that paint all off her face! Nom
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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    I'm going to go watch this right now. For the thousandth or so time.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Are you really Zac Brown? Or you just like using his picture?
  • loolabell15
    loolabell15 Posts: 77 Member
    Clowns are terrifying to me!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Are you really Zac Brown? Or you just like using his picture?

    He looks enough like Zac Brown to use his picture. he doesn't want to put his actual picture up because he doesn't want to be creeped on. Protecting himself and his kids basically :)
  • nzkendra
    nzkendra Posts: 5 Member
    I used to be a clown... in my mid 20's. Never got hit on though!
    Hmm.. obviously not enough tricks.
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